(J1Boss) wrote in news:20040324145027.03425.00000012@mb-
m01.aol.com:

Oh, I knew it was a joke - I just thought it was mildly humorous!

This is my favorite part:

Vacation Island: Three Weeks
Vacation Island, on the other hand, is very very expensive. It is only for
rich people who have that kind of money to spend. This is the only way to
visit the island with a dog and still come back with your dog.

If have you have the money, this is often a good way to show your dog what
it has been missing, while helping to give it to many, many others. As a
rich visitor, your dog will be in ecstasy for three weeks. However, once
that period is over, we regret to say your relationship with your dog will
be flat for a little while, only because your dog will have had such a
great time, that he will now miss it thoroughly.

[...]

Your dog will cry as the helicopter takes you and him away from the Island,
but his memories will live forever, and you will have helped pave the way
to a better future.

If you are very rich, and think you might want to visit the island, please
email

Cate