"Da Frenchies" wrote in message . au...
I am Ziska. I am a four-year-old German Shepherd bitch and I live with my
human Mummy and Daddy in Croydon in England.

Roo Ziska

We are frenchie bulldogs, and we live downunder. I'm BoOf and my sista is
XeNa. She is evil, jus like all sistas.
Jus like that Peachie Bichonbrat, in fact.

WHAT!!!???!!!! You wanna flat haid to go with that flat face?

Peachie the sweet and kind

aroooooooooooooooos to da Cooblyden!!!!

You are mebbeees finkin of The Pakled an Daisy an Velcro????

His Daddy Tony P was almost burned outta Den by the fires last year, butts
is okie dokies and so is da den. Effurry doggie and hoomin had to leaf da
den fur whiles. It was furry scary buts all came out okie dokie.

Daisy went to da Bridge ( not furum da fires, cuzza she had see-sures and
da drugs were notnotnot helpin wif her livin, just makin her nuttin), but
The Pakled and Velcro are still very mush chasin bunnies in Colliefornia.
DadTony sez The Pakled eyes are cloudy butts that doan stop him from making
chasing rodents.

Da news furum da BoodaBone Telegraph. does you nose annyfang of Rudy,
Ceilidh an Zach? We nose Haggie went to the Brij.

memee Breeze in da woods of Mange.





"Ruthie" wrote in message
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| RoooOOOooo, Ziska! Welcome! And Hi to JennyB and Bandit! Good to see
| you! I'm not sure if I should rember you, Jaketyjake, but we're glad to
| see you too!
|
| Ziska, I rmember another GermShepherd doggie Woofer, his name was The,
| The, Oh poo my memory is gone. His Dad was Tony, though. That was many
| winters ago.
|
| Ziska, our sister Jadie, who is at the Bridge, did all those things in
| the park like you and your Dad. And she jumped over things, and brought
| the thing that smelled like Mom. She had lots of letters. I think it was
| called Futility. The letters were UUD. We all had to learn some Oh Be
| Dense, like Sit and Stay and Come. Come always means cookies and pats!
|
| And we are expert howlers here. Mom says I have a high tenor bugle,
| Nellie has a horse chop, and Floydie has a squall mouth.
|
| How you howl is, first you point your nose at the sky. This is very
| portant. Then you think about telling everydog around about you and your
| pack and your den and how good life is, and the howls start coming out.
|
| There is another way, but I dont know if you can do it after your Daddy
| wrote that song. And maybe it only happens to us long ear snoofle dogs.
| But when you smell a fur-thing and follow the smell for miles, and it
| goes up a tree, you just naturally stick your nose up and sing til your
| hoomin finds you.
|
| Hi to Peaches, too. But if you play in our Out, you need to watch out
| for our girldoggies. They both think they're the Queen. Its true for
| Gracie, but she is lots littler than Nellienellienellie, so MomnDad keep
| Nellie in when Gracie comes out to play. Nellie makes loud growly noises
| at Floydie and me when she has something good, but we can take it away
| any time. She is very silly.
|
| And Peaches, pleeze dont pick on Ditto and Gus any more than you can
| help. You will miss them, and feel sad, when they go to the Bridge. We
| miss Jadie and Eli, even though they were mean sometimes. And we miss
| Strider who was never mean even though he was boss doggie. so take care
| of Gus and Ditto.
|
| Hi TeddyBear and AnnaBanana and FuzzyJack! I am part PrettyBull myself,
| the other half is Plott Hound and I am a stripeydog. I have been with
| WonderMom for eleven winters. I think its Heaven right here. Before she
| came and got me out of the Evil Jail, I only had bad hurty hoomins. That
| was a few winters. It took a bunch of winters before I figured out that
| I would never see a bad hurty hoomin again. I tell any newdoggies that
| no hoomins here will ever hurt them. WonderMom calls me her little
| Ambassadoor. She says I make her feel hum bull. I have met a couple of
| bulls, and they didnt hum, just drooled and chased cows. I wonder what
| Mom is barking about? Hoomins!
|
| Licks and paw-pokes,
|
| Caspar of the Cooblyden
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|

Jus like that Peachie Bichonbrat, in fact.

WHAT!!!???!!!! You wanna flat haid to go with that flat face?

Peachie the sweet and kind

Thas funny, I thought I already had a flat haid. I'm sposed to, dontcha
nose.

BoOf

"Da Frenchies" wrote in message . au...
Jus like that Peachie Bichonbrat, in fact.

WHAT!!!???!!!! You wanna flat haid to go with that flat face?

Peachie the sweet and kind

Thas funny, I thought I already had a flat haid. I'm sposed to, dontcha
nose.

BoOf

If some doggies doan be careful, it could be even flatter.


....peachie spreads her liddle pink dress around her and innoscently
looks at her liddle black maryjanes...

Breeze pawed,
does you nose annyfang of Rudy,
Ceilidh an Zach? We nose Haggie went to the Brij.

We only stayed in sniff with Molly and Saran Wrap Sara's den. They are
both at the Bridge. If you is woofing about Molly & Sara's cccccat,
Rudy, he is still there, with the other cccat Lydia and Dixie the
Speckledog Snooflenose.

We're glad to hear that The Pakled and Daisy and Velcro are still here.
Tell The Pakled that my eyes are cloudy, too, but I'm still fine.

What is the Boodabone Telegraph?

I wonder if "not The Pakled" ever returned that shark???

A couple of winters ago we had an accident with one of our cccats. It
was very very baddog. Adrian came out in our Out to play with us, and we
played with him too hard, I guess. He got all limp.

Mom came after he was all limp, but we were still holding on to him. Mom
was howlscreaming, and b*th came out of her eyes. Everybody let go
except Eli. He wouldn't let go. Mom went back In, and we could hear her
howling. Finally Eli got tired of holding Adrian, and Mom came out. She
hugged Adrian, but he stayed limp. Mom still had b*th coming from her eyes.

Mom wouldn't talk to us for many suns, except a couple times when she
said, "I know you were only being dogs, and I still love you. But I
can't look at you right now."

We still have his brother KittyBill. Mom won't even let him near the
door to our Out. And she barks mad if we go near him. Which doesn't
happen much because he is a Geezer like me, and would rather curl up and
nap. Geezer is a Momwurd that means you have been here for a lot of
winters. Bill has one more winter than me. Bill is a good cccat because
he leaves his kitsyrolls where we can get them if we're faster than Mom.
Makes a nice - whats that hoomin wurd - apple tyzer.

Caspar of the cooblyden

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