MY DOGGY IS NOT DOING RIGHT, SO I WENT TO WWW.DOGGYDORIGHT.COM SO THAT
I COULD GET A MAGICAWAL DOGGY DO RIGHT SOUND MAWCHINEZ!!!!

BUT DOGGYDORIGHT.COM IS GONE!!!!!

OH NO!!!!!

HELP PUPPY WIZARD, HELP!!!!!

BWEEEEEHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH

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10/24/1999

"Before you get me wrong, I've got to tell you, I've used them
myself. Owned several different brands, too. If I
ever need one, I'll let you know. They can be useful when all
else fails, for poison proofing, and snake proofing,
where the disease is worse than the cure. I like that. But not
too much. Not till I've worked on training the
problem....That I like. You know how popular I am. I need my dogs
poison proofed. So do my students. It's not
that hard, and it doesn't usually take long. But, some dogs can
be harder than others to train, especially if
they've been trained with food bribes. If there's a risk of
poisoning, it might help to use the collar to poison proof
them." Jerry Howe
a.k.a. PUPPY WIZARD
a.k.a I AM
a.k.a LYIN DOG ABUSING COWARD

(Ask Mary Beth)

Another blast from the past from the APU:

"No, I don't like dogs. I don't like people, either. Dogs are only
animals, put there for us to use in any fashion we see fit." J. Howe
May 22, 1999