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Old June 6th 05, 09:11 PM
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Pets dont like being dirty any more than humans but they hate baths.
Now there's a new way to clean and condition cats and dogs in between
baths with the Pet Groom Pro. This revolutionary new pet brush emits
millions of safe, cleansing ions that eliminate dander, allergens, and
odors as you brush. Best of all, its revolutionary Snap N Clean
faceplate removes built up hair from the bristles in seconds. The Pet
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Old June 6th 05, 10:19 PM
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cook wrote:
Pets dont like being dirty any more than humans but they hate baths.



Boy, you don't know nuthin' about pets. They LOVE being dirty. You
should see the look of ecstasy on Cala's face when she rolls with
abandon in something slimy, dead, and stinky. Dead turtle and dead fish
are her favorites, but they have to be at a certain stage of dead.
Anything not really, truly grossly slimy gets eaten. The dead fish
carcass at the local lake was picked at for 6 weeks, and now just this
last week has become rollable.

Of course they hate baths. Remove all those lovely stinks? Humans are
stoopid.

snip the rest of advertising troll that way doesn't belong in
rpd.activities, followups set

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Old June 6th 05, 10:34 PM
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Robin Nuttall wrote:



cook wrote:

Pets dont like being dirty any more than humans but they hate baths.




Boy, you don't know nuthin' about pets. They LOVE being dirty. You
should see the look of ecstasy on Cala's face when she rolls with
abandon in something slimy, dead, and stinky. Dead turtle and dead fish
are her favorites, but they have to be at a certain stage of dead.
Anything not really, truly grossly slimy gets eaten. The dead fish
carcass at the local lake was picked at for 6 weeks, and now just this
last week has become rollable.

Of course they hate baths. Remove all those lovely stinks? Humans are
stoopid.


Scully tells me, the rule is: It's dead less than two weeks, it's food.
More than two weeks, it's perfume.

Of course, this is more a guideline than a rule, and is subject to how
hungry you find yourself at the moment. Fresh kill can be quite
decorative and well aged game can be delightfully piquant.

Kathleen

 




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