shh my owner is listening to her gospel music. she does not like me to
watch her dancing. so that is why i can talk to you about my situation.
you see there are these blue jays outside in the back yard who keep
talking to me about the dear that come at night and eat the food my
owner puts out for them ( she only puts it out now and then as she does
not want them to become tame and endanger them by becoming too tame)
the blue jays tell me the dear are very cute and i want to go outside
and see them and i worry about my owner being alone. so i decided to
ask her tomorrow since she is dancing now, no not me i would never do
anything like sneak out i know what you are thinking and i would never
do that