BEWARE! Jerry Howe is only here to FLAME, LIE, TROLL, and SPAM this
newsgroup!
BEWARE! Jerry Howe is only here to FLAME, LIE, TROLL, and SPAM this
newsgroup!
BEWARE! Jerry Howe is only here to FLAME, LIE, TROLL, and SPAM this
newsgroup!


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| ***R E A D T H I S !***
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| B E W A R E O F J E R R Y H O W E ! |

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Jerry Howe Lies. He has said again and again he doesn't, but of
course, THAT'S a LIE ALSO! Read the points below before you read
Jerry's posts. Don't say you haven't been warned!!!

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Three points will be proven:
* JERRY HOWE IS A LIAR!
* JERRY HOWE SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED!
* JERRY HOWE IS A TROLL!
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Point #1
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«««JERRY HOWE IS A LIAR»»»
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JERRY LIE #1:

"I don't flame nobody. Your
pals post hurtful information,
and I discredit them. That's all."

The FACTS:

A.) Jerry flames (nearly) everyone.

B.) Jerry flames newbies:

1.) Jerry flamed me on my second post. He insulted me no
less than eight (8) times, five (5) of which were
assaults
of my intelligence.

2.) 'Jen' wrote: "Bulll.... You flamed me..and I did nothing
to
deserve it..."

3.) 'azuretyger' wrote: "I have 'shadowed' this newsgroup for
several months".

'Jerry' flamed: "Good for you."

'azuretyger' wrote: "but this is the first time I have
posted"

'Jerry' flamed: "Oh. I see. You haven't been PAYING
ATTENTION, have you?"

JERRY LIE #2:

"I'm not giving crap to anyone
looking for answers."

The FACTS:

A.) 'Hate Jerry Fan Club' writes: I have asked you questions, you
ever give a direct answer. I have asked you Questions to show
me you are person who knows something.....you don't. you are on
here to push this "black box"...... anyone who would buy this
magic box deserves what they get..NOTHING but a box LOL.....you
are a thief and a thug but most of all you are a PHONY and have
no knowledge, or just enough to rip off people with less....

B.) "Jen" wrote, "The only help I asked for was where could I find
clickers. He did the same to me, and accused me of abusing
dogs. I hate any form of animal abuse...Be it physical,
emotional, negliagent, or "loving too much".

C.) 'azuretyger' wrote: "The lead trainer at the puppy class told me

not to use cloth toys because he said the dogs can't
distinguish
between toys and non-toys of the same material.

'sionnach' replied: "That's a new one on me."

'Jerry' gave 'sionnach' crap, saying, "Every thing is NEWS to
you.

'sionnach' wrote: "I honestly can't say it makes a whole lot of
sense".

'Jerry" gave 'sionnach' crap, saying, "For you to use the word
HONESTLY?"

D.) *I* was looking answers. Jerry gave me 'crap'.

E.) 'Jen' was looking for clickers. Jerry gave her 'crap'.

F.) Don't forget 'azuretyger''s FIRST POST! Jerry gave 'azuretyger'
'crap' on her FIRST POST!!!

JERRY LIE #3

"QUOTE ONE LIE, AND I'M HISTORY."

A.) 'I Hate Jerry Even More' wrote: "Uh, my brilliant friend, you
said that Jen abuses her dogs. THAT is what is in question.
Well, it's untrue, and a lie. So stick to your promise get the
hell out of here."

What makes this a LIE is that Jerry is (unfortunately) still
here...

These are just the lies I am aware of, and just in the past couple of
weeks.
Jerry is a LIAR, and SHOULD NOT BE TRUSED!!!

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Point #2
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«««JERRY HOWE SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED»»»
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Jerry will point you to his web site in nearly every single post.
Jerry's
scheme is trying sell you a 'black box' gizmo, called the "Doggy Do
Right",
or 'DDR' for short.

(NOTE: Attempting to sell commercial products on non-comercial
newsgroups is
considered SPAM - the same garbage as that Unsolicited
Commercial Email
[UCE] we all are unfortunate enough to have to see every day
in our
Inboxes...)

On this web site, Mr. Howe makes OUTRAGEOUS CLAIMS that are TOTALLY
UNSUBSTANTIATED - claims he CANNOT and WILL NOT support! Here are
some of the
ridiculous claims made (taken directly from the "DoggieDoRight" web
site):
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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"A Little Black Box CURES
Most Dog And Cat Behavior
Problems!!!"

"New scientific device
works like magic"

"Dog and cat behavior problems simply melt
away! No skill required, no manuals to study, no
exercises to practice. Just plug it in, and
flip the switch. Better than training..."
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - -

Here are the OBJECTIVE reviews of the Doggy Do Right ('DDR"):

[In the interest of saving space, please visit the following
web sites for information.]

http://home.att.net/~petloss/ddreview.txt
http://www.oakhillkennel.com/ddr/index.html

http://home.earthlink.net/~tdwillis/.../concerns.html

Here's a link to what someone guessed may be the 'guts'
of the DDR:
http://www.oatleyelectronics.com/kits/k112.html
The price USD$25.00.

Based on these findings, I think it is ACCURATE to conclude that JERRY
HOWE
SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED.

So...
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ºººCaveat Emptor: Let the Buyer
Beware!ººº

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Point #3
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«««JERRY HOWE IS A TROLL»»»
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Beware - Jerry is a TROLL. TROLLING is Jerry's hidden agenda. It is
important
to keep that in mind when reading what he posts. The 'dog training'
information is a ruse -- TROLLING is the TRUE AGENDA.

Here is information on what makes a TROLL:

From: http://home.i1.net/~dogman//trolls.html

"A troll is a poster who makes posts to the newsgroups only to
get a
rise out of someone, just as a fisherman would go trolling for
fish
from a boat, etc. That is, they drop a line in the water
(usually a
provocative or insulting post of some kind) and drag it along,
hoping
that it will get someone to "bite." A troll simply enjoys
agitating,
embarrassing, inflaming, insulting and harassing other posters,
and
virtually never contributes anything substantive or worthwhile
to the
newsgroups' discussions."

Does this description fit Jerry Howe, or WHAT?!? If you discard
everything
that is a sales pitch (AKA Usenet SPAM), what you've got left is
TROLLING!

You know, he's really got this newsgroup whipped. Trolls CRAVE
attention - it's the only reason they're even posting. So aside from
his interest in PROFITEERING and TAKING ADVANTAGE of the UNSUSPECTING
via the dreaded Black Box, Jerry Howe is a TROLL! And **MAN**, does he
get
the attention! It's PLAIN that Jerry Howe LOVES it when people FLAME
him -
hell, he eggs us on!

Oh well... I'm a troll too - except that I'm a JERRIZING troll. My
sole mission in this NG is to deal with Jerry Howe. At least I'm
HONEST about it, unlike SOME OTHER TROLL that operates completely
through LIES,
MANIPULATION, and DECEPTION.

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(begin of trolling)

So...

If you decide to read anything Jerry Howe posts, remember to just say
to
yourself as you are reading:

(To the tune of "Three Blind Mice")

Jerry is a TROLL
A BIG, STUPID TROLL
Jerry is a JERK!
A BIG, STUPID JERK!

He's always hawking that useless box,
He flames and trolls in every post!
He's the JERK we love to HATE the most!

HOWE is a JERK!
A BIG, STUPID JERK!
HOWE is a TROLL
A BIG, STUPID TROLL

(repeat)

JH: qqqq
Figure it out, LOSER!
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