Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2006
From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks

Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
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wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
neither of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
Cooper Pair
L.W.(Bill) Hughes III
MCP
tomcat
none of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
David Tholen
Tom Bishop
none of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Bob Allen, a.k.a. Blob
Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
Gene Ray, a.k.a. Time Cube
Warhol
none of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Lionel Lauer


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Douglas Wiser
Duane Arnold
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Kenneth R Pangborn
Pamela K Russell
Tom Bishop
none of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Double-A
edgrsprj
Matt Giwer
tomcat
none of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Lionel Lauer of news.groups


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
Warhol
neither of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B Chung


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey "4-day freebase foamout" Jimenez


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

BabaLoonie


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Dave Hillstrom
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
neither of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER WEEKEND
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B Chung
Matt Giwer
neither of the above
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Charles D Bohne
Pamela K Russell
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Pamela K Russell
Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. PSCREECHING PSYLVIA
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght & Russell B Waters
Painius & Honest John of alt.astronomy
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
PFC Corey K. Hayduke-MacLeod


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