" said in
rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

Due to our insecure inner beings, we need to see a
certificate for reassurance.

The best canine "behaviourist" I know refuses to be called such
because she doesn't honestly have the credentials.

You're fooling yourself if a piece of paper is worth
something.

I've just built the bestest bridge ever! Please drive over it.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Handsome Jack Morrison wrote:
Don't tell anyone, but I just heard from some friends out in San
Francisco that Karen Pryor was seen cramming dozens of clickers up a
Pomeranian's ass until there was blood all over the floor of the Cow
Palace! And Susan Clothier helped her! It supposedly had something
to do with potty training, but even fellow clickeroos were appalled!
PeTA is joining with the ACLU, the NBA, and Code Pink to try and get
this horrible practice stopped.


The funny thing is, Jack can't even make a bogus scenario and get the
names straight (or even know who trains what way, and who is or is not
a "clickeroo".) Outside of his own little circle he's woefully ignorant
of the players (at least I can spell Fred Hassen correctly, and know
that Tony Ancheta isn't well-known for being an ecollar trainer) But if
course there is a difference between making up nonsense and mentioning
a well-publicized animal cruelty arrest. Was it trumped up by PeTA?
Maybe. I never trust anything those crazies do. But it wasn't PeTA who
arrested Ms. Moore. And in these times, and as far north as Chicago, I
don't buy that the arrest was "racially motivated" either.

On 2 Nov 2006 08:24:35 -0800, "Sandy in OK"
wrote:

Handsome Jack Morrison wrote:
Don't tell anyone, but I just heard from some friends out in San
Francisco that Karen Pryor was seen cramming dozens of clickers up a
Pomeranian's ass until there was blood all over the floor of the Cow
Palace! And Susan Clothier helped her! It supposedly had something
to do with potty training, but even fellow clickeroos were appalled!
PeTA is joining with the ACLU, the NBA, and Code Pink to try and get
this horrible practice stopped.


The funny thing is, Jack can't even make a bogus scenario and get the
names straight (or even know who trains what way, and who is or is not
a "clickeroo".)

Here's what Jack doesn't do. He doesn't pass around malicious,
unsubstantiated, unproven claims. Only ****s do things like that,
especially ****s who ride brooms to work

Outside of his own little circle he's woefully ignorant
of the players

Actually, Jack knows pretty much all the playas, but unlike those who
worship some of them as "goddesses," doesn't always spell their names
correctly. Nor does he always pronounce them correctly, either.

Moreover, Jack doesn't give a **** about it when he doesn't. Jack has
more important things to do. E.g. getting his hands on more
shoulder-fired, surface-to-air missiles, for shooting down evil,
malicious, broom-riding witches.

(at least I can spell Fred Hassen correctly,

Well, sometimes I can't, especially when I'm in a hurry, and he's a
friend of mine. And he's never thought any less of me when I couldn't.
And vice versa.

and know
that Tony Ancheta isn't well-known for being an ecollar trainer)

What does that have to do with anything??? Were you sober when you
made this post? Isn't there a law against drinking while riding a
broom?

But if
course there is a difference between making up nonsense and mentioning
a well-publicized animal cruelty arrest.

Was it trumped up by PeTA?

It wouldn't be their first time, would it?

Maybe. I never trust anything those crazies do.

Fortunately, most people don't trust anything that you say, either.

But it wasn't PeTA who
arrested Ms. Moore. And in these times, and as far north as Chicago, I
don't buy that the arrest was "racially motivated" either.

I know this much. Some e-collar trainers put them around the *waists*
of dogs (with the low-stim receiver on the dog's *belly*), and that
could be what some doofus (especially some PeTA puke doofus) thought
was attached to the dog's "genitals." Did you ever stop to think about
how someone would even go about attaching an e-collar to a dog's
genitals??? boggle

Freakin' maroons.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

"Death throes," Democratic Party style:
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=17811

The horror. The horror.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/10/3...oween-horrors/

Why someone needs to take John Kerry out back and pistol-whip him:
http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006237.htm

Let the games begin!
"The study also found that Democrats are more successful at voting after death than Republicans, by a margin
of four-to-one..."
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2...tml#1162144706

Bush-Hating Kids in "Progressive" California Ad
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...ia_Ad#comments

The Wisdom of Crowds
http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=102306B

U.S. Uneasy for a Reason
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/art..._a_reason.html

Whatever you do, read this book (especially if you have children and/or grandchildren)!
America Alone - The End Of The World As We Know It, by Mark Steyn
http://216.92.123.84/product28.html

Where are (on average) 112 cars burned daily, with 15 attacks a day on police and emergency services?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...414175,00.html

And why? I bet you can't guess.

On Wed, 1 Nov 2006 21:28:00 -0500, montana wildhack
wrote:

On 2006-11-01 19:34:19 -0500, Handsome Jack Morrison
said:

"So what, if I wear my bowling shirt to bed"

Now you've gone too far, Mister.

Where I come from, bowling shirts are the proper attire for any occasion.

Well, bowling shirts certainly are in Melinda's circles. And pants,
too. Always pants. Bowling shirts and pants. And when she forgets
her bowling shirt? Yep. A flannel shirt. And pants. And a mullet.

Heh.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

"Death throes," Democratic Party style:
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=17811

The horror. The horror.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/10/3...oween-horrors/

Why someone needs to take John Kerry out back and pistol-whip him:
http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006237.htm

Let the games begin!
"The study also found that Democrats are more successful at voting after death than Republicans, by a margin
of four-to-one..."
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2...tml#1162144706

Bush-Hating Kids in "Progressive" California Ad
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...ia_Ad#comments

The Wisdom of Crowds
http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=102306B

U.S. Uneasy for a Reason
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/art..._a_reason.html

Whatever you do, read this book (especially if you have children and/or grandchildren)!
America Alone - The End Of The World As We Know It, by Mark Steyn
http://216.92.123.84/product28.html

Where are (on average) 112 cars burned daily, with 15 attacks a day on police and emergency services?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...414175,00.html

And why? I bet you can't guess.

Handsome Jack Morrison wrote:
Here's what Jack doesn't do. He doesn't pass around malicious,
unsubstantiated, unproven claims. Only ****s do things like that,
especially ****s who ride brooms to work

If the arrest was unsubstantiated and unproven, someone really should
let the Chicago Tribune know that. I'm no PeTAphile, but I will admit
that the idea of strapping multiple electricity delivering devices to a
dog's body so you can control their movement does leave me a little
nauseous. (not information I got from the Tribune articles, but off Ms
Moore's own website explaining how she "trains") I am sure there are
people here who find that perfectly acceptable.

On 2 Nov 2006 10:16:08 -0800, "Sandy in OK"
wrote:

Handsome Jack Morrison wrote:
Here's what Jack doesn't do. He doesn't pass around malicious,
unsubstantiated, unproven claims. Only ****s do things like that,
especially ****s who ride brooms to work

If the arrest was unsubstantiated and unproven, someone really should
let the Chicago Tribune know that.

They were *allegations.* We don't crucify people in this country
because of an allegation. Especially an allegation from a PeTA puke
doofus who may not have understood what she was seeing.

People don't generally abuse dogs in public, e.g., in a class, they do
it where no one can see them.

I'm no PeTAphile, but I will admit
that the idea of strapping multiple electricity delivering devices to a
dog's body so you can control their movement does leave me a little
nauseous.

That's because you know so little about today's low-stim e-collars. I
don't know very much about Moore's methods, but strapping a collar
around a dog's waist is fairly common.

http://www.dobbsdogs.com/library/pointing/pdj37.html

I am sure there are
people here who find that perfectly acceptable.

If the collars were being used correctly, count me among them.

By the way, I thought you were going to ignore or killfile me?

I guess that was just another lie, eh?

Freakin' maroon.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

"Death throes," Democratic Party style:
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=17811

The horror. The horror.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/10/3...oween-horrors/

Why someone needs to take John Kerry out back and pistol-whip him:
http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006237.htm

Let the games begin!
"The study also found that Democrats are more successful at voting after death than Republicans, by a margin
of four-to-one..."
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2...tml#1162144706

Bush-Hating Kids in "Progressive" California Ad
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...ia_Ad#comments

The Wisdom of Crowds
http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=102306B

U.S. Uneasy for a Reason
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/art..._a_reason.html

Whatever you do, read this book (especially if you have children and/or grandchildren)!
America Alone - The End Of The World As We Know It, by Mark Steyn
http://216.92.123.84/product28.html

Where are (on average) 112 cars burned daily, with 15 attacks a day on police and emergency services?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...414175,00.html

And why? I bet you can't guess.

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wrote:
HOWEDY canineshrink,
cut


Why would anyone quote this mor*n ??????

montana wildhack wrote:
On 2006-11-02 12:20:37 -0500, Handsome Jack Morrison
said:

And pants,
too. Always pants.

Even on my wedding day, I wore pants. Left the bowling shirt home. And
in nine days, we'll celebrate six wonderful years.

Wait! Wearing pants is a sign of character defect? Lordy! Won't
millions of men be surprised to find that out?

--
Shelly (Warning: see label for details)
http://www.cat-sidh.net (the Mother Ship)
http://esther.cat-sidh.net (Letters to Esther)

On Thu, 2 Nov 2006 21:18:09 -0500, montana wildhack
wrote:

[]
Even on my wedding day, I wore pants. Left the bowling shirt home. And
in nine days, we'll celebrate six wonderful years.

Congratulations, Montana! Nicely done.

Now...go forth and multiply!

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

Liberals are against voter ID laws. Could this be why?
http://opinionjournal.com/editorial/...l?id=110009189

Missouri, Don’t Get Egg in Your Face!
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...M3MGU5ODc2NDM=

"Death throes," Democratic Party style:
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=17811

The horror. The horror.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/10/3...oween-horrors/

Why someone needs to take John Kerry out back and pistol-whip him:
http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006237.htm

Let the games begin!
"The study also found that Democrats are more successful at voting after death than Republicans, by a margin
of four-to-one..."
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2...tml#1162144706

Bush-Hating Kids in "Progressive" California Ad
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...ia_Ad#comments

The Wisdom of Crowds
http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=102306B

U.S. Uneasy for a Reason
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/art..._a_reason.html

Whatever you do, read this book (especially if you have children and/or grandchildren)!
America Alone - The End Of The World As We Know It, by Mark Steyn
http://216.92.123.84/product28.html

Where are (on average) 112 cars burned daily, with 15 attacks a day on police and emergency services?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...414175,00.html

And why? I bet you can't guess.

On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 13:55:11 -0500, montana wildhack
wrote:

On 2006-11-03 10:55:56 -0500, Handsome Jack Morrison
said:

Congratulations, Montana! Nicely done.

Now...go forth and multiply!

Thanks! It's a little late (for me) to do any multiplication (I was
always bad with math...), so all we can do is practice! ;-)

Or were you referring to our potential new dog addition!?!

Well then, that'll just have to do, I'm afraid.

But it won't help our demographics any.

The U.S. is down to 2.1 live births per woman (no growth, no decline),
Canada is down to 1.48 (going out of business), Russia is down to 1.14
(almost out of business already, just like the rest of Europe (1.27),
etc. While countries like Niger (7.46) Somalia (6.76), Afghanistan
(6.69), Yemen (6.58), and Muslim women on average (5.2), are not only
setting up shop, they're expanding faster than Wal-Mart. And when you
do the math, the results don't bode well for the future of Western
Civilization.

I've done my part, and then some. My wife has done hers, and then
some. My children are extremely busy doing theirs, and then some. But
the Morrisons can't do it all by ourselves. We need help.

So...to preserve our Western Civilization, you really do need to get
out there and multiply!

It may already be too late, but at least we'll go down
fighting...er...screwing.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

Liberals are against voter ID laws. Could this be why?
http://opinionjournal.com/editorial/...l?id=110009189

Missouri, Don’t Get Egg in Your Face!
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...M3MGU5ODc2NDM=

"Death throes," Democratic Party style:
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=17811

The horror. The horror.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/10/3...oween-horrors/

Why someone needs to take John Kerry out back and pistol-whip him:
http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006237.htm

Let the games begin!
"The study also found that Democrats are more successful at voting after death than Republicans, by a margin
of four-to-one..."
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2...tml#1162144706

Whatever you do, read this book (especially if you have children and/or grandchildren)!
America Alone - The End Of The World As We Know It, by Mark Steyn
http://216.92.123.84/product28.html

Where are (on average) 112 cars burned daily, with 15 attacks a day on police and emergency services?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...414175,00.html

And why? I bet you can't guess.