When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw
that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it. I told them that I had
voted today, too, and asked who they had voted for. It was explained
to me that they had voted for vegetables and carrots had won as the
favorite. I said that I hadn't been voting for vegetables, but then I
had to add, "Actually, come to think of it..." The kids looked at me
like they could hear the sound of chirping crickets, but at least the
teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

--
Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy,
so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay

Paula wrote in
:

When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw
that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it. I told them that I had
voted today, too, and asked who they had voted for. It was explained
to me that they had voted for vegetables and carrots had won as the
favorite. I said that I hadn't been voting for vegetables, but then I
had to add, "Actually, come to think of it..." The kids looked at me
like they could hear the sound of chirping crickets, but at least the
teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006.
Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next
presidential elections:
"Vote for your favorite vegetable".
Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

On 8 Nov 2006 13:06:45 GMT, Terri wrote:

Paula wrote in
:

When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw
that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it. I told them that I had
voted today, too, and asked who they had voted for. It was explained
to me that they had voted for vegetables and carrots had won as the
favorite. I said that I hadn't been voting for vegetables, but then I
had to add, "Actually, come to think of it..." The kids looked at me
like they could hear the sound of chirping crickets, but at least the
teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006.
Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next
presidential elections:
"Vote for your favorite vegetable".
Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in
my election day. I spent almost 16 hours yesterday at my local
elementary school as a poll worker. Every time I went from the gym,
where the polling place was, to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a
small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

wrote:
On 8 Nov 2006 13:06:45 GMT, Terri wrote:

Paula wrote in
:

When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw
that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it. I told them that I had
voted today, too, and asked who they had voted for. It was explained
to me that they had voted for vegetables and carrots had won as the
favorite. I said that I hadn't been voting for vegetables, but then I
had to add, "Actually, come to think of it..." The kids looked at me
like they could hear the sound of chirping crickets, but at least the
teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006.
Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next
presidential elections:
"Vote for your favorite vegetable".
Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in
my election day. I spent almost 16 hours yesterday at my local
elementary school as a poll worker. Every time I went from the gym,
where the polling place was, to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a
small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

Aaargh! Donut leave us in suspense, woman!

--
Shelly (Warning: see label for details)
http://www.cat-sidh.net (the Mother Ship)
http://esther.cat-sidh.net (Letters to Esther)

On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:33:49 -0500, wrote:

On 8 Nov 2006 13:06:45 GMT, Terri wrote:

Paula wrote in
m:

When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw
that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it. I told them that I had
voted today, too, and asked who they had voted for. It was explained
to me that they had voted for vegetables and carrots had won as the
favorite. I said that I hadn't been voting for vegetables, but then I
had to add, "Actually, come to think of it..." The kids looked at me
like they could hear the sound of chirping crickets, but at least the
teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006.
Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next
presidential elections:
"Vote for your favorite vegetable".
Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in
my election day. I spent almost 16 hours yesterday at my local
elementary school as a poll worker. Every time I went from the gym,
where the polling place was, to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a
small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

Move along. Nothing to see here. It was going to be a long and not
very interesting anecdote about red peppers. When I got bored even
trying to write it, I hit Send instead of Delete. Obviously, my brane
is still mush from the ultra-long day yesterday (got home at midnight,
after 18 hours work, including a two-hour round trip to election
headquarters to turn in supplies and results).

BW

On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:00:22 GMT, Paula
wrote:

When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw
that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it.

At the polling place I go to, you get a little sticker that says "I
Voted," and you are encouraged to stick it on your chest to encourage
others to do the same. Peer pressure, you know.

Sadly, the design of the sticker makes it impossible to alter it to
read "I Feel Bloated."

On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:33:49 -0500, wrote:

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in
my election day. I spent almost 16 hours yesterday at my local
elementary school as a poll worker. Every time I went from the gym,
where the polling place was, to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a
small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BARBARA!

Terri come on down:

Paula wrote in
:

When I went to one of the kindergarten classes at work today, I saw
that each desk had an "I Voted" poster on it. I told them that I had
voted today, too, and asked who they had voted for. It was explained
to me that they had voted for vegetables and carrots had won as the
favorite. I said that I hadn't been voting for vegetables, but then I
had to add, "Actually, come to think of it..." The kids looked at me
like they could hear the sound of chirping crickets, but at least the
teacher and the mom who was helping out in the class laughed.

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006.
Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next
presidential elections:
"Vote for your favorite vegetable".
Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

"I know that you'll feel better when
You send us in your letter and
Tell us the name of your favorite vegetable." - Van Dyke Parks, 1967

--
"'Usenet' is this big thing with the things and the other stuff,
plus nerds."- David Pacheco

On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:20:51 -0700, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:33:49 -0500, wrote:

By a nice coincidence, my favorite vegetable played a walk-on part in
my election day. I spent almost 16 hours yesterday at my local
elementary school as a poll worker. Every time I went from the gym,
where the polling place was, to the cafeteria or rest room, I passed a
small table that had a little plastic bell pepper and a

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BARBARA!

Obv. bag: YOU *******S!

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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On Wed, 8 Nov 2006 12:31:41 -0500, montana wildhack
wrote:

On 2006-11-08 08:06:45 -0500, Terri said:

I vote for this as the best political story of 2006.
Campaign slogan, bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts for the next
presidential elections:
"Vote for your favorite vegetable".
Send all royalties to Paula and the kindergarten class.

My favorite bumper sticker is, "Visualize Whirled Peas."

I don't get it.

BW