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Old December 10th 06, 12:26 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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I spent the day at a friend's, doing outside manual labor (brrr!).
My lame-o tennies were woefully insufficient for the task of
keeping my feet warm, so I stopped on the way to buy new boots.
Mmmm, cozy toesies!

Anyway, when I came home, Harriet toddled sleepily out of the
bedroom to greet me. I bent down to rub her ears, and she bent
down to sniff my shoes. Standard procedure, right? Except that
the olfactory dissonance of OHMYGODWHOSEFEETAREYOUWEARING?!
b0rkened her little pea brane, and she launched herself sideways
across the room in shock. I have never before seen a dog move that
quickly while staying flat to the ground. It was kind of amazing.

My new shoes have now been thoroughly and completely sniffed, and
have been deemed Allowed.

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Old December 10th 06, 02:04 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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LOL..........that's too funny. I would have loved to seen it.

Celeste

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I spent the day at a friend's, doing outside manual labor (brrr!).
My lame-o tennies were woefully insufficient for the task of
keeping my feet warm, so I stopped on the way to buy new boots.
Mmmm, cozy toesies!

Anyway, when I came home, Harriet toddled sleepily out of the
bedroom to greet me. I bent down to rub her ears, and she bent
down to sniff my shoes. Standard procedure, right? Except that
the olfactory dissonance of OHMYGODWHOSEFEETAREYOUWEARING?!
b0rkened her little pea brane, and she launched herself sideways
across the room in shock. I have never before seen a dog move that
quickly while staying flat to the ground. It was kind of amazing.

My new shoes have now been thoroughly and completely sniffed, and
have been deemed Allowed.

--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net (the Mother Ship)
http://esther.cat-sidh.net (Letters to Esther)

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt



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Old December 10th 06, 03:50 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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On 9 Dec 2006 23:26:19 GMT, Shelly wrote:

I spent the day at a friend's, doing outside manual labor (brrr!).
My lame-o tennies were woefully insufficient for the task of
keeping my feet warm, so I stopped on the way to buy new boots.
Mmmm, cozy toesies!

Anyway, when I came home, Harriet toddled sleepily out of the
bedroom to greet me. I bent down to rub her ears, and she bent
down to sniff my shoes. Standard procedure, right? Except that
the olfactory dissonance of OHMYGODWHOSEFEETAREYOUWEARING?!
b0rkened her little pea brane, and she launched herself sideways
across the room in shock. I have never before seen a dog move that
quickly while staying flat to the ground. It was kind of amazing.

My new shoes have now been thoroughly and completely sniffed, and
have been deemed Allowed.


It's official. Your dog is a dork. Not that you didn't know and
celebrate that already.

--
Paula
"Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy,
so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay
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Old December 10th 06, 04:57 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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LOL..........that's too funny. I would have loved to seen it.


It was *most* entertaining. I got a good laugh out of it.

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Old December 10th 06, 05:01 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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Paula wrote in
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It's official. Your dog is a dork.


Yep. I think "You dumbass!" was what popped out of my mouth.

Not that you didn't know and celebrate that already.


True. It's just that I'm occasionally amazed at how often I get
the opportunity to "celebrate" her "specialness."

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