On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:53:09 -0500, diddy
wrote:

in thread : Handsome Jack
Morrison whittled the following words:

It's certainly better entertainment than, say, shelling out $30
(including popcorn, soda pop, chocolate covered raisins) to watch
Keanu Reeves go "Whoa, dude."


-Unless it's on TV and nothing interesting on opposing channels , I'm not
doing anything of the above

What could be more interesting than having a ringside seat (that you
don't even have to pay for!) to an epic struggle between such evenly
matched doofuses???

boggle

It's like being ringside at a UFC cage match between Rosie O'Donnell
and Roseanne Barr, or between Michael Moore and Al Gore!

And who wouldn't want to watch that???

I know *I* would.

Heck, all we need now is a ring girl!
http://www.ifl.tv/Ring-Girls.html

Yee-hah!

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

Don't mess with old farts (especially if they've ever worn the Eagle, Globe & Anchor)!
Part One:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286847,00.html
Part Two:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...home-headlines

Free condoms for Mexico!
http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=062807C

Immigration bill goes down in flames! Yip-ee-i-oh, yip-ee-i-ay!

Freakin' arrogant putas. spit

"Cloture Passes and I Re-assess My Patriotism"
http://shotsacrossthebow.com/archives/002724.html

Control-freaks from the "reality-based" community are at it again!
http://www.examiner.com/a-801194%7EG...alk_radio.html

Way to go, Vikings!
http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/20...e-denmark.html

United States 2, Mexico 1
Too bad, muchachas putierrez! Better luck next time, putas!
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/24/sp...&oref=sl ogin