HOWEDY paul e. schoen,

"Paul E. Schoen" wrote in message news:
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"diddy" none wrote in message
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"Paul E. Schoen" spoke these words of wisdom in
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"Shelly" wrote in message
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Janet Boss wrote in
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Well ain't that SPECIAL? Three PATHETIC MISERABLE
STINKIN ROTTEN LYIN DOG ABUSIN MENTAL CASES
in a row!

Nah - be honest -

Well THAT would be a 1st~!

you were afraid of being BITTEN.

Of curse.

Teach him DROP IT.

Wouldn't it be WIZE to train your dogs NOT TO TAKE STUFF
they shouldn't be eatin in the first place? "DROP IT" would then
be only necessary after you've givin your dog sumpthin you want
back, like a ball or frisbee or your KAT. Ooops! You ain't got your
kat nodoGdameneD more {}: ~ (

It could be a lifesaver.

No, that would be the CAUSE of the problem {}: ~ (

Yes. But in this situation, "leave it" would have been even better.

HOWE COME you PATHETIC MISERABLE STINKIN ROTTEN
LYIN ANIMAL MURDERIN PUNK THUG COWARD ACTIVE
ACCUTE CHRONIC LIFE LONG INCURABLE MALIGNANT
MALICIHOWES MENTAL CASES can't understand the difference
between trainin a "DROP IT" command when youre ill trained fear
aggressive HOWETA CON-TROLL dogs STEAL STUFF that can
KILL them Vs trainin them NOT TO TAKE STUFF in the 1st place?

Oh, I know HOWE COME: on accHOWENTA you're PATHETIC MISERABLE STINKIN
ROTTEN LYIN ANIMAL MURDERIN
PUNK THUG COWARD ACTIVE ACCUTE CHRONIC LIFE
LONG INCURABLE MALIGNANT MALICIHOWES MENTAL
CASES.

SEE?

We've been through all this pryor with PROFESSIONAL DOG
TRAINER tara.green2 and her "LEAVE IT" command just pryor
to bentcajungirl's DEAD DOG Maggie eatin the GORILLY GLUE
an shittin the bed pukin up blood on her kitchen floor for three days.

I wouldn't have let Harriet pick up something like that
in the first place, much less allowed her to keep it.

Yeah. Just like HOWE she wouldn't let her dogs attack each other.

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

But, then, I've seen a dog I cared about die from perforated intestines,

Naaaaah?

and I don't intend to ever to it again,

But of curse!

if there's anything I can do to keep it from happening.

Well, looks like it'll be happenin again {}: ~ )

I also wouldn't keep a dog in my home whose mouth
I couldn't take things out of. Even disgusting, tasty
things like bones.

UNLESS of curse, they find them in her garbage bucket.

HOWE COME you don't realize these PATHETIC MISERABLE
STINKIN ROTTEN LYIN ANIMAL MURDERIN PUNK THUG
COWARD ACTIVE ACCUTE CHRONIC LIFE LONG INCURABLE
MALIGNANT MALICIHOWES MENTAL CASES are blowin smoke
up your ignorameHOWES arse, paulie?

OH, I KNOW HOWE COME!: on accHOWENTA you're a
PATHETIC MISERABLE STINKIN ROTTEN LYIN ANIMAL
MURDERIN PUNK THUG COWARD ACTIVE ACCUTE
CHRONIC LIFE LONG INCURABLE MALIGNANT
MALICIHOWES MENTAL CASE just like them: "you're
JUDGED BY the company you keep. When you lie with
PIGS you'll awaken STINKIN like 'EM," The Puppy
Wizard's DADDY {}: ~ )

I can take things out of Muttley's mouth without
worrying that he will bite me,

But of curse!

but from experience I know that he will just try
to hold onto it or will eat it more quickly,

Well, so much for "I can take things out of Muttley's mouth".

An then you WONder... an then you DON'T!

which is not a good thing.

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

I believe that is what happened with Diddy's dog Tuck.

diddler is a FRAUD an SCAM ARTIST.

And I'm keeping out of this for that reason.

Yeah. On accHOWENTA she GOT THE SAME PROBLEM
for the SAME REASON an can't train her own dogs not to
steal STUFF and EAT POISON.

As for Tuck, I did NOT say "Leave it"

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!

Get ready for a other case of INSANITY, paulie:

Tuck looked at me and as soon as we made eye contact,
he knew *eWpS* and I could see his wheels turning............

And THEN, through the MAGICK of INSANITY, SELF
AGGRANDIZEMENT, LIES and diddler's own POSTED
CASE HISTORY indellibly archived in The Sincerely
Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Grand
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog, Child,
Pussy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey
Training Method Manual Forums And Human And
Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory
Archives, diddler the **** stain smeared on the walls with
her finger dipped in bloody poop:

"diddy" none wrote in message
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A dog trainer must succeed. By nature, "Command" mentality
makes dog trainers a curmudgeonly lot. The deeper a dog
behavior digs in, the more willing a good trainer is to do
what it takes to uproot the undesired behavior.

This willingness to tackle what results in a battle of wills
is well pronounced in dog trainers. And if you think that's
something, try horse trainer lists, where the ante is upped X
1000 pounds and poor results can KILL you!

However, "nice little horsey " types are rarely successful
in horse training and rather self extinguishing bringing
about more moderation in established techniques.

BWEEEAAAAHAHAAA~!

"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!

LIKE THIS:

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

"Cappy the beagle killed one of my ducklings today.
Tuck grabbed a leg, and swallowed a leg and thigh
before I could get him.

a month ago, he almost died from swallowing a
chicken wing. Now I'm sweating all over again.

I think he's never going to be allowed out ever
again without a muzzle! (he seems alright thus far.

Tuck's SAR experience

"diddy" wrote in message
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I just came in from putting chickens to bed, and Tuck
had my computer keyboard on the floor, and there are
now two keys missing.

Ornery git

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Just scheduled blood test--Zipper too

"diddy" wrote in message
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Seems to me, that should be a standard question for
any pet having any problems at this time.

I took Tuck in last Wednesday to the vets because two weeks
before, he had chewed some old treated lumber. Knowing that
treated lumber used to be treated with Arsenic, and he ate a
substantial amount, I took him into the emergency clinic and
they treated him for arsenic poisoning.

A week later, he still had a raw stomach, esophagus and stomach
(revealed by endoscopy). He was treated with buffers, and antibiotics
to prevent infection of the inflamed tissues. Wednesday, still not
right, but improving, I took him back in for a recheck.

The first thing the vet did, was ask what foods I was feeding.
Which I understood why, but felt considering his current history,
was rather a unnecessary question. I felt we pretty much knew
what was going on with him.

Since he was greatly improved, we decided not to do another
endoscopy and just watch him. He's 100% back to normal.
Hope Cali is too.

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"diddy" wrote in message
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My dogs aren't into beer that much.
But they sure love Horse poop!

"diddy" wrote in message
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I've scorned your counter surfing dog all these years. I just
discovered this morning,I had one also. I was slicing Beef
tongue (remember the tongue table tribute to Cate's
mom?) and I left it on the counter,while I went to read email.

I suddenly saw movement in the kitchen and there was
Tuck scarfing down 7 pounds of sliced tongue. Oh my
goodness gracious, where did he put all of that?

ANYWAY... I owe you an apology.

humiliated in Ohio
diddy

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"diddy" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:06:26 -0500, diddy wrote:

my new puppy, Tuck, grabbed a raw chicken wing and
wolfed it down on sunday. He's been in the hospital daily,
admitted sometimes, and home montored others.He's been
supported supported daily by fluids, hoping he would pass
it, but he's destabilizing fast, and has just gone into surgery
to have it removed from his stomach, and his intestines have
intuscepted from being empty for so long, and they need
surgery also.

Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: diddy ?
Date: Sun, 23 Feb 2003 12:51:33 -0500

Subject: Disaster plans for dog owners

We left Reka outside, Mr beeegs crated, Taya in the
house.. because Reka plays when Taya doesn't want
to, and Danny came with me. I forgot Taya counter
surf'd. I had 3 sticks of summer sausage sitting on the
table that I was going to give away.

When I came home, all three sticks were gone, with
only the paper skins left that I'd wrapped them with.
Taya had eaten over 5 POUNDS of summer sausage!

I just had to laugh, because otherwise, I'd have cried.

diddy
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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

{She's GOING to tell me to Leave it!


"I would not allow that behavior AT ALL. Inconsistancies
are going to come back and bite you. I don't understand
how, you as a trainer, don't comprehend this.

Having a 100% reliable dog does not
EVER allow for mitigated circumstances.

A well-trained dog is a lifestyle.

You teach a dog to LEAVE it. A dog should be
taught to obey. I can call any of my dogs off
in full chase and ask them to drop anything
they are doing, and they will.

I think that should be expected of any breed, and
those who do not teach "leave it" fundementals
atre missing the boat"

BWEEEAAAHAHAAAA~!~!~!

LIKE THIS:

I'd better swallow before she does}

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

And the rest was history.

No, the rest is INSANITY {}: ~ (

And you're playin in the MENTAL WARD SANDBOX, paulie.

I know that it is best to have a solid base of training,
including a "leave it" or "drop it" that will be instantly
obeyed,

Yeah. HOWEver, you can't even train your own dog to walk on leash.

but there may be times that the temptation of keeping
the thing and eating it may outweigh the trained response,

THEN THE ****IN "TRAINED RESPONSE" AIN'T TRAINED
you PATHETIC MISERABLE STINKIN ROTTEN LYIN ANIMAL
MURDERIN PUNK THUG COWARD ACTIVE ACCUTE CHRONIC
LIFE LONG INCURABLEMALIGNANT MALICIHOWES MENTAL
CASE.

Just what the heel do you think is goin on DHOWEN here, paulie?

You're all FREAKIN INSANE!

and cause the sort of near tragedy that happened to Tuck.

REPEATEDLY, with ALL of her dogs. REMEMBER, paulie??

Muttley survived on the streets, probably dumpster-diving
and raiding trash bags in one of the worst parts of the city,
with broken glass, needles, rat poison, and all sorts of horrible
things.

Jeeez, paulie. HOWE do you think he SURVIVED withHOWET
havin a RESCUE DOG LOVER like yourself kidnap an surgically
sexually mutilate an jerk an choke him on janet's custom made
pronged spiked pinch choke collar??

BWEEEAAAHAAHAAA~!~!~!

He may have been lucky,

No paulie. His LUCK run HOWET on him when he met you.

and he may have learned some lessons in survival.

Oh, INDEED.

I can't protect him from every source of harm,

Well THAT'S on accHOWENTA YOU are his ONLY source of HARM.

and there is still a lot of "wild dog" in him,

That's INSANE, paulie. Muttley was a child's pet that
your RESCUE pal STOLE from his neighborhood.

that perhaps I even admire.

Yeah. BWEEAAHAHAHAAA!

Certainly he (and I) need to work on more training and obedience,

I think you've done quite enough OBEDIENCE TRAININ.

but I am also fairly satisfied with his behavior,

That so?

and so I am not strongly motivated to force him into obedience.

What's changed, paulie? You didn't have NO PROBLEMO
forcin an jerkin an chokin Muttley pryor when you was
TRAININ IT to be good enough so you could GET RID of
him on accHOWENTA you an janet COULDN'T TRAIN
IT to get along with your DEAD KAT Photon.

REMEMBER?

Most people with "dog trainer" mentalities will deem this wrong,

Oh, you mean like diddler, janet, shelly, suja, matty, kathleen,
judith, judy, flick, elegy, malinda, handsome gentleman jack
morrison all the LYIN dog murderin MENTAL CASES?

and would strive to make him respond to commands
and maintain his proper place at heel position.

Oh, you mean the PARTNERSHIP position, paulie? That's EZ!
All you gotta do is STOP CHOKIN your dogs an they'll HEEL
just like freakin MAGICK {}: ~ )

HOWEver, THAT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH for you punks.

It is nice to have a dog that assumes a subservient and attentive role,

No paulie, it's INSANE.

as did Lucky, and for her I think the normal spectrum
of obedience training would have been appropriate and
easily accomplished.

You mean the usual jerkin chokin shockin an intimidatin.

But I think Muttley has some special characteristics that make it difficult,

You mean, his EXXXPLOSIVE temperament when you jerk an choke him?

especially for me,

You mean, especially for you, bein a CONGENITAL CRIPPLE?

to assert dominance over him in all aspects of his behavior.

Well then, paulie, you've just answered all the hard questions!

So I allow him some independence,

You mean, on accHOWENTA YOU CAN'T TRAIN HIM
bein a CRIPPLE and all, eh?

and I think he and I have good communication and trust.

INDEED?

Paul and Muttley

Lucky thing you're a good CHRISTIAN, eh, paulie?

OtherWIZE you'd be a FRAUD and a LIAR and a
DOG ABUSER like your PALS {}: ~ )