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Old June 20th 07, 06:22 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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diddy wrote:

I've come to the conclusion that Paul is a PEOPLE abuser.


Agreed. And in light of that, it's not surprising that he'd crawl
up Jerry's nether orifice.

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Old June 20th 07, 06:40 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:18:16 -0500, diddy
wrote:

I have no doubt ANY structured training program with Muttley will show improvement.


Unfortunately, unless that "structured training program" were to
include the services of a couple of burly Marine drill instructors,
who would wake Schoen's lazy ass up every morning and forcibly take
both Schoen and Muttley to said "structured training program," and
then remain with them for the duration of said "structured training
program," repeating said daily routine for approximately 12 weeks
("boot camp"), Muttley will never, ever escape that prong collar and
leash.

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Old June 20th 07, 07:02 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:44:16 -0500, diddy
wrote:

in thread : Handsome Jack
Morrison whittled the following words:

On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:18:16 -0500, diddy
wrote:

I have no doubt ANY structured training program with Muttley will show
improvement.


Unfortunately, unless that "structured training program" were to
include the services of a couple of burly Marine drill instructors,
who would wake Schoen's lazy ass up every morning and forcibly take
both Schoen and Muttley to said "structured training program," and
then remain with them for the duration of said "structured training
program," repeating said daily routine for approximately 12 weeks
("boot camp"), Muttley will never, ever escape that prong collar and
leash.


If Paul is TRULY following jerry's manual, he's now lost the CHOKE/PINCH
Abusive collar.


That's the point.

Schoen is unable to follow *any* manual, or any "structured training
program," without being physically forced to do so.

Besides being incredibly lame, he's just plain lazy.

It's no accident that Schoen has never been married!

The way it was fitted on Muttley's picture, it was an
instrument of torture anyway.


Here's my prediction:

The day Muttley dies, he'll still have that prong collar attached to
his neck. Actually, it'll probably be imbedded in his neck, unable to
be removed without surgery.

spit

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http://blogs.nypost.com/movies/archi...on_m.html#more
http://www.freemarketcure.com/
http://blog.nam.org/archives/2007/06/the_real_sicko.php

Do you remember me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervaMPt4Ha0&eurl=

Harry Reid. "It's time for you to go!'
http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.c...4B5D5BDB0E7D4A

You gotta be shittin' us, Harry, you sorry excuse for a human being.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8&eurl=

Parent, grandparent, etc. of a boy? Get this book!
The Dangerous Book for Boys, by Conn & Hal Iggulden
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Old June 20th 07, 07:04 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:53:00 -0400, montana wildhack
wrote:

On 2007-06-20 13:40:49 -0400, Handsome Jack Morrison
said:

repeating said daily routine for approximately 12 weeks
("boot camp")


You forgot the part where the burly Marines apply their boots to a
certain backside as part of the daily routine for 12 weeks.


Actually, Montana, I thought that should be a surprise.

Heh.

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Yo, Judith!
http://blogs.nypost.com/movies/archi...on_m.html#more
http://www.freemarketcure.com/
http://blog.nam.org/archives/2007/06/the_real_sicko.php

Do you remember me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervaMPt4Ha0&eurl=

Harry Reid. "It's time for you to go!'
http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.c...4B5D5BDB0E7D4A

You gotta be shittin' us, Harry, you sorry excuse for a human being.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8&eurl=

Parent, grandparent, etc. of a boy? Get this book!
The Dangerous Book for Boys, by Conn & Hal Iggulden
http://www.dangerousbookforboys.com/

 




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