"Handsome \"Jack\" Morrison" wrote:
On Thu, 15 May 2008 02:14:43 +0000 (UTC), Mark Shaw
wrote:

And, again: you're all bozos on that bus.

Hitler was an atheist.

Actually, no.

But he WAS a vegetarian (mostly) and a teetotaller. There are few
things I like better than a big, rare steak and a nice glass of
Cabernet Sauvignon to wash it down with, and a scotch before and a
port after.

And he loved children. I can't stand to be around the filthy, sticky,
nasty, stinky, noisy, little monkeys-on-crack.

He had some artistic talent, while I can barely draw a bath.

He had a testicle. Last time I checked, I had - wait - yep, still
two of 'em.

I can pretty well hold my own in front of an audience, but am really
not all that comfortable with public speaking. He, on the other
hand....

Then there's that whole invading-the-country-next-door-under-flimsy-
pretexts thing. And, of course, he was an injured veteran, while
I've never had the honor to serve my country under arms.

So, other than pretty much everything EXCEPT your misconceived
notions about his spiritual life, I'm Not Hitler.

Oh, wait - we both liked dogs. Huh.

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Mark Shaw (And Baron) moc TOD liamg TA wahsnm
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