On 16 May 2008 16:51:54 -0400, (Melinda Shore) wrote:

In article ,
Paul E. Schoen wrote:
Your response just proves my point.

I don't think so. Like Jack, you just pull insults out at
random

Not true!

I never select them at random!

I have categories, sub-categories, and sub-sub-categories of insults
that I keep filed under certain names. And I SELECT each insult with
great care and affection, making sure that it's appropriate to the
application.

For example, under your name, (the main category) I have insults like
ugly, scrawny, stupid, moron, asshole, ignorant, commie pinko, bigot,
racist, anti-Catholic, carpet-muncher, petty, pseudo-intellectual,
mean-spirited, harpie, scold, termagant, and **** listed.

I won't tell you what I have listed in the sub-categories, or the
sub-sub-categories, because I may need them someday.

without actually trying to make sure they're actually
applicable

Oh, I think even Funk & Wagnalls would find them "applicable."

As would anyone who's ever known you for longer than 5 minutes.

spit

--
Handsome "Jack" Morrison

"Two substantive political issues are the federal budget deficit and the war
in Iraq. Now, if you're electing Democrats to control government spending, then
you're marrying Angelina Jolie for her brains. This leaves the Democrats with
one real issue: Iraq. And so far the best that any Democratic presidential candidate
has been able to manage with Iraq is to make what I think of as the high school sex
promise: I will pull out in time, honest dear." P.J. O'Rourke