ashley ross said in
rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

Like humans, dogs too get diabetes.

Yeah. LUCKY THING diabetes is nearly 100% COMPLETELY
REVERSIBLE by simply DOIN EVERY THING EXXXACTLY
PRECISELY OPPOSITE of HOWE the veterinary malpracticioner's
recommend {}: ~ )

Just to test your theory about doing everything opposite of what I've
been taught, I'm going to beat the crap out of my puppy, feed it rat
poison, never take it out of the crate, never take it out to go potty/
poo, scream at it every chance I get, beat it with a bat, kick it in
the head to wake up, never take him for walks and always smack him for
no reason whatsoever.

All of the above is EXXXACTLY PRECISELY the opposite of what I've been
taught or learned. THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT, ASSHOWEY?!?

Sicko.