On 2008-12-08 09:17:59 -0500, "Shelly" said:

Harriet started kicking me. And not little kicks, either. They hurt!

And this bothers you? Miss Princess and the Pea?

I have two dogs who enjoy jumping on top of me, walking over me,
snuggling next to me and pinning me down, using my knees as pillows,
sharing my pillow, kissing me, sniffing my hair, etc. etc.

All right, I have to admit the sniffing of the hair thing is relatively
new since I quit smoking, but still...