"Tara Green" wrote in message:

I thought it sounded like the PERFECT career for you. One of these days,
you'll figure out how to turn a buck from your skill.

Until then, I do the googling for those who should be perfectly capable of
doing it for themselves (Yes ELB, I'm looking at YOU!).

Turns out she's an incredible "foster Mom" for the little orphaned babies!

Awwww!

Which is good, cuz she helps with all the stuff I'd really rather not do
(time for elimination stimulation? "Oh Annnniiiiieee! Come see the baby.")

Ewwww!

Hope she brushes her teeth before giving you any kisses.

I had already booked my flight on Continental not realizing I couldn't
bring her with me.

Continental doesn't fly dogs? Or is it weather related? Is she too big to
fit into something that can be carried on board (assuming that's allowed)?

I read about Khan's temper issues. How's he doing?

Sassy. And hairy. The vet tech described him as having nine coats of hair.
That'll teach me to fret about how he was going bald.

And Miss Pan? Is she still the tender little Doe that she always was?

More now than ever before. We had our first real snow today. She went out
this morning, went 'WTF? Get this crap offa me!' and came running back.
She's gone out once to do her business real quick (before her widdle toesies
froze to the ground, I'm sure) and hasn't moved from the couch since. I
keep asking her if she wants to go out, and I think she's afraid that I'll
make her if she even moves an inch.

Kinda like how I can sense some dog hovering and staring just waiting for me
to show that I'm somewhat waking up, so they can get into bed and hog the
covers.

Suja