On May 25, 10:44*am, (Melinda Shore) wrote:
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chardonnay9 wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/

I *thought* that's where you were getting your material!
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* * *Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

* * * Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

You are an idiot who spends far too much time on the internet.
Find a different "reality based community" . One where you actually
deal with people in person and not hide behind a keyboard and all the
drugs you need to take to keep from chewing off your front paws.