"Dogman" wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:41:18 -0700 (PDT), "Dr. Zachary Smith"
wrote:

On Jun 30, 10:50 am, Dogman wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians

wrote:

Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

Ok, that's enough. Now you're just getting creepy.

Well, "Doctor," if you think that was creepy, whatever you do, don't
ever attend The Westminister Dog Show.

It's "R" rated, so you must be 17 or older to attend the show without
adult supervision. Westminister may contain strong profanity, graphic
sexuality, nudity, violence...

--
Dogman

LMAO! I really liked the Audrey Hepburn neck reference. A friend of mine
in England has Deerhounds, and that is a very apt description of them. Of
course, they are much hairy than Ms. Hepburn, but whatever...

Phyrie