On Jul 1, 12:51*pm, Dogman wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:36:21 -0400, sighthounds & siberians





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On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:50:56 -0400, Dogman wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians
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Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. *I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. *This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. *We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

And she has those bedroom eyes...don't forget those!

Maybe you should start dressing Oksana less attractively? Cut her hair
short. No jewelry. Stop bathing her. Get her a bunch of tattoos. You
know, make her look more like Rosie O'Donnell than Audrey Hepburn.

I don't think I could handle that. Well, the no bathing isn't a
problem, as I am not a frequent washer of dogs.

Otherwise, I'm afraid that poor Teddy is eventually going to have a
nervous breakdown, and who could blame him?

He just has to hang in there until around September, when she'll be
spayed and, presumably, somewhat less attractive to him.