Contemplating a new career as a dog's pimp and wondering how you go about
it.

Sam is a year and a quarter and it's about time he got his cherry popped.
There's a note in his folder saying the breeder has breeding restrictions to
protect the breed which will be lifted after he has undergone 'breed health
screening'. Anyone know what that is? My vet didn't know, unless it was
some sort of hyper expensive X ray.

And afterwards, how does it all work? Do you put an ad in a canine contact
magazine personals column, or .....

Any advice appreciated
thanks

Jon

On 2008-07-31 15:13:32 -0400, "Spooooool" said:

There's a note in his folder saying the breeder has breeding
restrictions to protect the breed which will be lifted after he has
undergone 'breed health screening'.

Call the breeder and ask what is required, but in the meantime, please
visit a link from the Golden Retriever Club of America:
http://www.grca.org/acquiring.htm#hereditary

Your breeder will probably have the right to make the decision about
whether or not you may breed your dog.

"Spooooool" spoke these words of wisdom in
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Contemplating a new career as a dog's pimp and wondering how you go
about it.

Sam is a year and a quarter and it's about time he got his cherry
popped. There's a note in his folder saying the breeder has breeding
restrictions to protect the breed which will be lifted after he has
undergone 'breed health screening'. Anyone know what that is? My vet
didn't know, unless it was some sort of hyper expensive X ray.

And afterwards, how does it all work? Do you put an ad in a canine
contact magazine personals column, or .....

Any advice appreciated
thanks

Jon



Jon, if your dog is worthy, you don't have to advertize, you will have
breeders waiting in the wings to use him. Just get your health certs.
These are my own dog's health certs, so you can have an idea what you need
and are looking for.

http://shell2.lomag.net/~moosedog/Tuck/health.html
If you clink on the links you can see the actual certificates. These are
the certificates that breeders will ask for.

Health certs to this level cost me appx $1000

And my breeder owns the breeding rights, and won't talk to anyone asking
about him (and they have) until they provide the same health certs, and he
finishes his Championship, as well as some sort of performance title.
(Performance titles and health certs have been accomplished... still
waiting on his CHampionship to prove he's worthy)

As soon as he finishes proving himself, and the right bitch comes along
that has proven herself, there will be little Tuck puppies coming along.
In the meantime, I'm still working on proving him worthy.

In article , diddy none wrote:

Jon, if your dog is worthy, you don't have to advertize, you will have
breeders waiting in the wings to use him.

Yepper. In fact, it's pointless to advertise, because in dogs every
day is Sadie Hawkins day - the owner of the bitch decides what dog
she wants to breed to. And especially in a very popular breed like
Goldens, with thousands of nice champions and performance-titled dogs
to choose from, your dog has got to be REALLY outstanding for the
owner of a nice bitch to even consider him.

And with regard to "popping his cherry" - do you know how to manage
a natural breeding? (The stud dog owner is responsible for that.)
Do you have the facilities to board bitches and properly keep the
two separated until she's ready? Do you have a good theriogenologist
(vet who specializes in reproductive medicine) available to you,
one who will be willing to do a fresh-chilled semen collection for
you even on Christmas day if necessary? (Yes, this actually happened
to me once.)

Besides which, in a lot of cases the dog doesn't even "get to have
sex". Both the breedings my dog has had have been via artificial
insemination. (I do have to admit that he seems to enjoy semen
collections a lot though. If you insist on knowing the technical
details, it involves a hand job.)

Dianne

(null) wrote:


Besides which, in a lot of cases the dog doesn't even "get to have
sex". Both the breedings my dog has had have been via artificial
insemination. (I do have to admit that he seems to enjoy semen
collections a lot though. If you insist on knowing the technical
details, it involves a hand job.)

No kidding. Due to various male/female anatomical discrepancies, and
terriers being how they are, and the owners of both bitch and stud
preferring to avoid the possibility of a brawl, my sister's champion
Norwich has developed a latex glove fetish.

All together now... "EWWW".

Kathleen wrote:
(null) wrote:

Besides which, in a lot of cases the dog doesn't even "get to have
sex". Both the breedings my dog has had have been via artificial
insemination. (I do have to admit that he seems to enjoy semen
collections a lot though. If you insist on knowing the technical
details, it involves a hand job.)

No kidding. Due to various male/female anatomical discrepancies, and
terriers being how they are, and the owners of both bitch and stud
preferring to avoid the possibility of a brawl, my sister's champion
Norwich has developed a latex glove fetish.

All together now... "EWWW".

Nah, no "ewwwww" from me. It's actually kind of a truism among
the doggy folk I know that the point at which you know you've
REALLY become a dog person is when you're having a loud, boisterous
discussion of such topics and then look up and realize that, uh,
the other people in the restaurant are maybe not appreciating
the hysterical story about your dog's sexual peccadillos that
you've been telling....

:-)

I've never actually done a collection myself (although it's very
simple) in part because I've got bad repetitive stress injuries in
both hands. The first couple of collections I witnessed took 15-20
minutes each and all I could think of was "oh my god, I would be
in SO much pain..." Fortunately Utah is very easy to collect - he
only takes 1 or 2 minutes start-to-finish. (Sound like any guys
you've ever known?... LOL) Anyway, now I know that if I ever need
to collect him myself I shouldn't have any problems as long as I
have a teaser bitch* available.

Dianne

* Teaser bitch = bitch in season that the dog is not allowed to
mate with, but is encouraged to sniff and lick her genitals in
order to get him excited. Doggy cunnilingus, ewwwww.... :-)

((null)) said in rec.pets.dogs.breeds:

Teaser bitch = bitch in season that the dog is not allowed
to mate with, but is encouraged to sniff and lick her
genitals in order to get him excited. Doggy cunnilingus,
ewwwww....

This whole conversation is happening *way* too soon after my
little furbaby came out of her first heat. I was just getting
used to huge nipples.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

On 1 Aug 2008 02:31:15 GMT, Rocky wrote:

((null)) said in rec.pets.dogs.breeds:

Teaser bitch = bitch in season that the dog is not allowed
to mate with, but is encouraged to sniff and lick her
genitals in order to get him excited. Doggy cunnilingus,
ewwwww....

This whole conversation is happening *way* too soon after my
little furbaby came out of her first heat. I was just getting
used to huge nipples.

Your WHAT?!?!?!

Mustang Sally

sighthounds & siberians said in
rec.pets.dogs.breeds:

This whole conversation is happening *way* too soon after
my little furbaby came out of her first heat. I was just
getting used to huge nipples.

Your WHAT?!?!?!

My little cutey furbaby. You should see her new summer outfits!
She's just precious in them.

(I trolled Sally!)

To tell you the truth, though, anytime a dog (yes, I'm talking
about YOU, Friday) wanted to commit unspeakable acts with Maybe,
I certainly protected her as if she was my precious furbaby.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

(null) wrote:

Kathleen wrote:

(null) wrote:


Besides which, in a lot of cases the dog doesn't even "get to have
sex". Both the breedings my dog has had have been via artificial
insemination. (I do have to admit that he seems to enjoy semen
collections a lot though. If you insist on knowing the technical
details, it involves a hand job.)

No kidding. Due to various male/female anatomical discrepancies, and
terriers being how they are, and the owners of both bitch and stud
preferring to avoid the possibility of a brawl, my sister's champion
Norwich has developed a latex glove fetish.

All together now... "EWWW".


Nah, no "ewwwww" from me. It's actually kind of a truism among
the doggy folk I know that the point at which you know you've
REALLY become a dog person is when you're having a loud, boisterous
discussion of such topics and then look up and realize that, uh,
the other people in the restaurant are maybe not appreciating
the hysterical story about your dog's sexual peccadillos that
you've been telling....

:-)

I've never actually done a collection myself (although it's very
simple) in part because I've got bad repetitive stress injuries in
both hands. The first couple of collections I witnessed took 15-20
minutes each and all I could think of was "oh my god, I would be
in SO much pain..." Fortunately Utah is very easy to collect - he
only takes 1 or 2 minutes start-to-finish. (Sound like any guys
you've ever known?... LOL) Anyway, now I know that if I ever need
to collect him myself I shouldn't have any problems as long as I
have a teaser bitch* available.

Dear Sis is an RN who owns a rather excellent microscope for on-the-spot
specimen evaluation and has access to state-of-the art collection and
storage facilities. She has gained respect as a local terrier fertility
expert and in her opinion, Scotties warrant OT rates (carpal tunnel
being an obvious hazard).