Janet Boss wrote:
In article ,
chardonnay9 wrote:

They shut right up huh?

Why are you quoting something that is over 6 years old, and the barking
dog in question is now deceased? Are you Jerry's sister and afflicted
with the same disease?


You think your DISMAL FAILURES expire with age, janet?

Your "STUDENT" nessa was ready to GET RID OF HER
DOGS after THIRTEEN MONTHS IN YOUR "PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE CLASSES"!

I'd just like to make sure the general public knows what kind of trainer
you are. Your advice isn't worth the time it takes to read it.

In article ,
chardonnay9 wrote:


Your "STUDENT" nessa was ready to GET RID OF HER
DOGS after THIRTEEN MONTHS IN YOUR "PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE CLASSES"!

Why on earth would someone spend 13 months in an obedience class for
Basic Obedience? Nessa did not do that, except in your screwed up
little pea brain. You really do have some severe reading comprehension
problems, don't you?

--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com

In article ,
Janet Boss wrote:
Why on earth would someone spend 13 months in an obedience class for
Basic Obedience?

Well, if that's chardonnay's experience, that's chardonnay's
experience.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

"Janet Boss" wrote in message
...
In article ,
chardonnay9 wrote:


Your "STUDENT" nessa was ready to GET RID OF HER
DOGS after THIRTEEN MONTHS IN YOUR "PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE CLASSES"!

Why on earth would someone spend 13 months in an obedience class for
Basic Obedience? Nessa did not do that, except in your screwed up
little pea brain. You really do have some severe reading comprehension
problems, don't you?

I think Chardonnay == Jerry. Her post was nothing but a direct cut and
paste from JH's post, with nothing original to add.

At least he/she/it trimmed some of the other ancient history and verbal
abusiveness.

Jerry continues to berate me for jerking and choking Muttley, which I have
not done for well over a year. The limited slip flat nylon collar works
just as well to make sure he does not get loose, and any jerking and
choking is done by him when he decides to go faster than I am going. And I
*know* it is because he is just paying more attention to what his eyes,
ears, and nose tell him is ahead, and not (much) to me.

Paul and Muttley

Tara Green wrote:
chardonnay9 wrote:
Nessa wrote:
On Jan 26, 4:44 pm, Janet Boss
wrote:
In article
,

wrote:
I have a 6 year old Golden Retriver and she always barks whenever
someone knocks on the door. Any ideas on how to make her stop?
tell her what a good dog she is for doing that, and then tell her
that's
enough as you allow her to politely greet your guest.

--
Janet Boss www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com


that's what's always worked for us.

"thank you for keeping us safe and alerting me to the fact that daddy
is home, that's enough now"

they shut right up...


From: Nessa
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 00:04:00 GMT
Subject: Night time barking.. Help needed
"This morning he barked at 4:45. Since I have the neighbor
from hell and live in a townhouse, I get up when he barks
esp. if the windows are open (right now they are closed and
we have the AC on.

I can't let him bark or my neighbor will take me to court.

He's already filed complaints with out [SIC] homeowner's
association about the dogs being outside on tie outs when
I am with them.

Now I can't tie them outside, I can sit outside with them
on leashes but not leave them tied outside even if I have
to run into the house for 30 seconds."


They shut right up huh?

Idiot.

Did Jerry forget to point out the date of that post when he sent it to you?

She was coning here

We don't condone coning here!

to *learn* how to handle these things.

THREE MONTHS PRYOR...:

1 From: Nessa

Subject: First Class was tonite

Date: Tues, Jun 11 2002

Email: Nessa
Tonite I started Janet's obedience class.


And she has.

INDEED?

14 months later...

From: Nessa )
Subject: Sad News.. I need someone to take my dogs
Date: 2003-08-26

Nessa wrote:
Problem is it that when I am trying to sleep esp. between 1 and 5. I
CAN'T just let them bark it out (because if I could it's no biggie
and I
can sleep through it).
I'm too sleep deprived to do anything much.

HELP!!




Not everyone is stuck in their inability to see beyond their nose. Many
people here actually evolve and learn and grow.

Is that what you call it?

RPD* MeNTally Ill All_StaRz
KUCKOO!! KUCKOOO! DING! DING! DING!

NESSA
NUTCASE
FORMER MVP (Most Valuable Psychotic) of
dog newsgroups


Successfully dethroned MaryBeth as MVP but
lost her title to shelly due to inactivity


Nessa blames all the problems in her life
on ADD, ADHD Or some other empowering acronym
which encapsulates her futility for her


Her dog bagel, a large newf mix
has used her house liberally
as a toilet since February of 2002. Drives
a 2003 Toyota Matrix, owns a house in
suburban MD, recently got a raise/promotion
to US goverment grade 11 (circa $50,000) and
promptly decided she couldn't afford her two
dogs. With help from non crazy regular
(Paulette) and witchcraft practicing regular
Sara Sionnach, Nessa has decided to keep her
dogs for the time being. She is undergoing
training from Janet "Nice Abdominal Surgery
and getting Run Over for the Family Pet" Boss.
Her results have not been dramatic.

On Jan 27, 11:19*am, chardonnay9 wrote:
Nessa wrote:
On Jan 26, 4:44 pm, Janet Boss
wrote:
In article
,

wrote:
I have a 6 year old Golden Retriver and she always barks whenever
someone knocks on the door. Any ideas on how to make her stop?
tell her what a good dog she is for doing that, and then tell her that's
enough as you allow her to politely greet your guest.

--
Janet Boss *www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com

that's what's always worked for us.

"thank you for keeping us safe and alerting me to the fact that daddy
is home, that's enough now"

they shut right up...

From: Nessa
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 00:04:00 GMT
Subject: Night time barking.. Help needed
"This morning he barked at 4:45. *Since I have the neighbor
from hell and live in a townhouse, I get up when he barks
esp. if the windows are open (right now they are closed and
we have the AC on.

I can't let him bark or my neighbor will take me to court.

He's already filed complaints with out [SIC] homeowner's
association about the dogs being outside on tie outs when
I am with them.

* Now I can't tie them outside, I can sit outside with them
* on leashes but not leave them tied outside even if I have
to run into the house for 30 seconds."

They shut right up huh?

umm yeah now they do

in fact, I WAKE THEM. amazing isn't it.

On Jan 27, 4:31*pm, chardonnay9 wrote:
Janet Boss wrote:
In article ,
*chardonnay9 wrote:

They shut right up huh?

Why are you quoting something that is over 6 years old, and the barking
dog in question is now deceased? *Are you Jerry's sister and afflicted
with the same disease?

You think your DISMAL FAILURES expire with age, janet?

Your "STUDENT" nessa was ready to GET RID OF HER
DOGS after THIRTEEN MONTHS IN YOUR "PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE CLASSES"!

I'd just like to make sure the general public knows what kind of trainer
you are. Your advice isn't worth the time it takes to read it.

actually I was overwhelmed
Janet took the time to work with me and help me further and we managed
the problem just fine.

Part of the issue is that I have a next door neighbor that's INSANE...
it makes it difficult to reason with him.

On Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:01:43 -0800 (PST), Nessa
wrote:

On Jan 27, 4:31*pm, chardonnay9 wrote:
Janet Boss wrote:
In article ,
*chardonnay9 wrote:

They shut right up huh?

Why are you quoting something that is over 6 years old, and the barking
dog in question is now deceased? *Are you Jerry's sister and afflicted
with the same disease?

You think your DISMAL FAILURES expire with age, janet?

Your "STUDENT" nessa was ready to GET RID OF HER
DOGS after THIRTEEN MONTHS IN YOUR "PROFESSIONAL OBEDIENCE CLASSES"!

I'd just like to make sure the general public knows what kind of trainer
you are. Your advice isn't worth the time it takes to read it.

actually I was overwhelmed
Janet took the time to work with me and help me further and we managed
the problem just fine.

Part of the issue is that I have a next door neighbor that's INSANE...
it makes it difficult to reason with him.


oh I misread this!

Janet worked with me the standard length of time for basic class

13 months later she assisted again.

NOW with my NEW dog, I've been a much better dog owner from the
beginning and even though he has some emotional issues he's doing
great.
Nessa
--
trying to be the best human she can,

Date: Tues, Jun 11 2002

*Seven* years ago?? Chard you are out there looking to pick fights. Dig
deeper, deeper, deeper..... careful....... watch out.....................!

Problem solved.

"Sharon Too" wrote in news:-
:

*Seven* years ago??

Even better, she accused me of starving my dog because she was
malnourished when I got her. *Nine* years ago.

--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net (the Mother Ship)
http://esther.cat-sidh.net (Letters to Esther)