Melinda Shore wrote:
In article ,
wrote:
I work for a vet, excuse me for finding some helpful information on
the net and sharing it with everyone! I had my boss confirm it's
accuracy before I posted it...sheesh!

You lie a lot. A *LOT*.


Don't take it personal, Melinda hates just about everyone. Poor Melinda!

In article ,
chardonnay9 wrote:
Don't take it personal,

"Personally." "Personal" is an adjective and should not be
used to modify a verb. "Personally" is an adverb.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

Melinda Shore wrote:

In article ,
wrote:

I work for a vet. I am an assistant.


I am a big, blonde Valkyrie! Hojo-toho!

Hey! If you're a big, blonde Valkyrie can I get to be a petite yet
somehow lethal asian?

I think Janet should be a totally buff redhead with no freckles and
inexplicably dark eyelashes.

In article ,
Kathleen wrote:
Hey! If you're a big, blonde Valkyrie can I get to be a petite yet
somehow lethal asian?

It's Usenet! You get to be whatever you want - saying makes
it so.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

"Kathleen" wrote in message
...
Melinda Shore wrote:

In article
,
wrote:

I work for a vet. I am an assistant.

You lie a lot. A *LOT*. Be that as it may, the information
is readily available on web pages not trying to sell shabby,
incoherent books and I still think that it's out-of-bounds
and over-the-top disgusting for you to steal material from
not-for-profits and charities and not reimburse them.

I am a big, blonde Valkyrie! Hojo-toho!

Hey! If you're a big, blonde Valkyrie can I get to be a petite yet
somehow lethal asian?

No, on accHOWENTA you're a lyin animal murderin mental
case like malinda an sharon {}:~ )

I think Janet should be a totally buff redhead with
no freckles and inexplicably dark eyelashes.

INDEED? Oh, you mean she should PRETEND to be what she ain't?


Here's janet MANAGING to get her DEAD DOG
RUN DHOWEN on the street in front of her HOWES:


From: J1Boss )
Subject: Allstate won't insure my house due to dangerous breed
Date: 1999/01/11


My homeowner's policy DID pay over $2300 to cover
automobile damage for the person who killed my dog
recently.


My rates don't change, I'm not dropped,
my dogs weren't questioned.


Perhaps there is more to the "judgement" criteria
than meets the eye.


Janet BossBR
Best Friends Dog ObedienceBR
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"


"Read your question for the obvious answer"



My insurance company paid over $2300 to fix someone's car after my dog was
hit and killed.

Janet Boss Best Friends Dog Obedience "Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com



There you were bragging to somebody else about
how good your allstate insurance was. That your
rates didn't change, even though you paid somebody
$2300 for killing your dog.

You were happy about that.


Happy you didn't have to pay for it out of your own pocket.


Feelin' pretty good about yourself and your choice in insurers.


You were happy your rates didn't change.


You were happy you weren't dropped.


You were happy your (remaining) dogs weren't
"questioned" by your all powerful insurance
company which you work so hard to remain in
good favor of.


Janet Boss


Nice surgery for the Family Pet due to Incompetent training


Run over my dog and I'll pay you.


have a nice day starving your dogs so people
will think you are a "responsible" dog owner.


Janet.
--
this is michael
reporting live...
from the new muzzle of dog training


http://dogtv.com
http://changethemuzzle.com


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Here's janets' SUCCESS trainin her
own DEAD an DEATHLY ILL dogs:


From: J1Boss )
Subject: housebreaking in a multi level home
Date: 2002-06-27 03:30:11 PST
From: Rocky
Nessa wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
why does Franklin have to be on a leash?

I think that Franklin's been naughty.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.


and apparently pretty sneaky too -
can't figure this one out still!


FYI - He ingested a mystery sock.
Hadn't done that in well over a year.


When he was a puppy we were very lucky -
they went through or came up. We've done
"sock work" with him leaving them alone,
but mostly are pretty conscientious about
not making them available.


The risk is obviously too high. One of his
littermates beat him to the punch with the
same surgery, and his great grandfather had
this habit until he died at age 12.


My MIL was visiting (sockless!) and since he
wasn't with me every waking moment as usual
as a result, I can only imagine that the sock
presented itself somehow while she was with him.


He was a very, very sick dog. He had emergency
surgery on Monday, but was home by Tuesday - we
lucked out that the sock had advanced enough that
they didn't need to cut the bowel.


Once he was opened, they were able to manipulate
the sock out his rectum. He thinks he's fine, so
the leash is very necessary! He's got about a foot
of staples on his tummy, and this was a very
expensive sock!


Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com


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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAA~!~!~!


FRANKLIN and JANET, ACT II


From: J1Boss )
Subject: What can I do if I can't afford a behaviorist?


Date: 2002-06-27 05:20:30 PST
From: diddy
Some dogs are really adept at getting
out of things, even the impossible.


Yes indeed. I crated Franklin when I had to
leave yesterday. He's post surgical and needs
to be confined and rest/kept safe.


He is used to crates, has not problem with
them and does not "escape" (mesh crates, wire
crates, etc - he takes them all in stride,
whether strange places or at home).


When I got home, both dogs greeted me at the
door. He had managed to bend the clips on the
end panel of his metal crate (General Cage 204)
and squeeze out the top/side of the end panel
that has the door. The door was securely closed.


THAT was NOT a good thing to do with a foot of
staples in your tummy. He hadn't done it before -
but he's not his usual self obviously.


We won't be trying that again any time soon!


Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com


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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!


Subject: The crate escape - my brilliant puppy!
1 From: Janet B
Date: Wed, Apr 5 2006 7:44 am
Email: Janet B


After Rudy came to stay with us, I got tired of running
into an open crate door, so I bought a new crate, with a
door that folds up and in. "can't be opened from the inside"
says the ad. I always looked at these and hought "right",
but for the last few months (yes, folks, it's been 3.5 months)
it has worked great.


Until Monday.


That's when Mr Smarty-pants decided he knew how
to open it. And greeted us at the door after 6+ hours
of freedom.


A chewed wastebasket lid and a puddle inside the
front door (he loses it if very excited and yesterday
morning I found evidence that a smallish dog had
apparently "visited" right outside my full view front
door) was all that was wrong.


So yesterday, when I left for a short errand, I made
sure to clip the door closed securely. And once again
came home to an unconfined puppy.


So, today, the crate will get clips on the door to ensure
this doesn't happen again. I need him to learn that he
shouldn't let himself out.


But it looks like he's going to be allowed house freedom
within a few days, and since he'll be 9 months old on
Monday, that'll be the day.


I'll take the next few days to put some shoes away and
check out other things he may be interested in, and get
out the bitter apple.


My house is not exactly the neatest place in the world,
and there's a lot of stuff that may be too available and
interesting. We shall see.


My puppy is growing up and too smart for his own good!
--
Janet Boss
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com


BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!


THAT'LL make dogs DEATHLY ILL, janet {}: ~ (


LIKE THIS:



"Janet Boss" wrote in message


...



In article , "BethInAK"
wrote:
Thats just so freaking annoying. Its past morning. I must know whats
going on.

Sorry - I had to leave the house at 12:30 and just got home at 6.


Good news is that he doesn't have diabetes. Bad news is it's pointing to
congenital kidney defect.


We're doing a repeat of the BUN and Creatinine test on Thursday, this time
with a 10-12 hour fast. We're also going to do a specific gravity on
first thing of the morning urine, to see if he's concentrating the urine
overnight when he's not drinking water. I have notes, but basically the
blood work showed the BUN and Creatinine as just over high normal, and the
urine was high on something - I have to look and remember what. The step
after that is an ultrasound to see what we're dealing with, kidney wise.


The really F***ing bad news is that if this is what it is, there's not a
damn thing that can be done except take it one day at a time and now that
we'll face renal failure at some point. The fact that he's having this
problem at only 2 is not a particularly promising sign.


F***ING PUPPYMILLS!


I'll post whenever I know more and have any more meaningful results.


Thanks to all for the concern and thoughts. --
Janet Boss www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com



Google Results: 2,660,000 for KIDNEY "RENAL
FAILURE" OR "KIDNEY DISEASE" & STRESS


Results: 288,000 for KIDNEY "RENAL FAILURE"
OR "KIDNEY DISEASE" EMOTIONAL STRESS


Results: 249,000 for "oxidative stress" KIDNEY OR
RENAL OR CONGENITAL "AUTOIMMUNE"


"I do use a variety of collars when training dogs. I'm
not a big fan of CHAIN chokes, because I don't find
them easy to fit properly. I prefer nylon slip collars in
general, will never connect a leash to a buckle ID collar,
and find prong collars to be very, very useful training tools.


Rudy is going to start learning the e-collar this week.
I'm sure you'll NOT hear screams from across the pond.
--
Janet B
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com


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janet's DEAD DOG Toby COOKED TO DEATH in
104F heat when janet COULDN'T GET IT to come inside
when she had to leave to go to work


REMEMBER, janet?:


From: J1Boss )
Subject: Sudden Doggie Death, please help!



From: (Leslie W. Rodriguez) I am desperately searching
the web trying to help me find out why my 1 yr oldlab died all of the
sudden yesterday.


Sounds like heat stroke. Why was she outside in that kind of heat?


It does. My lab mix died 13 years ago in 104 degree heat.


I felt very guilty that I didn't come home just 1/2 hour
earlier from work to MAKE him come in from the heat.


He did have that choice though. He could have been indoors
in air conditioning via a dog door, but chose to be outside
in that brutal heat.


My neighbor said he was barking at a passerby just 1/2 hour
before I came home (a favorite activity). It was a horrible
day, but had he been alive and in distress when I came home,
I would have stopped passing cars if I hadn't been able to
lift him myself, if it meant getting him to the vet to LIVE!


snip idiocy


Rule of thumb - never own a dog you can't lift
or figure out how to lift. Life may depend on it.


Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"


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On Apr 4, 9:35*pm, (Melinda Shore) wrote:
In article ,

wrote:
I work for a vet. *I am an assistant.

I am a big, blonde Valkyrie! *Hojo-toho!
--
* * *Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

* * * Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

No, you are a person who bought a puppy in order to make up for your
lack of personality and inability to deal with others ( probably why
you became a lesbian?) and when that puppy was no longer cute and
cuddly and still an untrained dog that still jumped up on people and
bit them to the point that the other people whom you wanted to see at
the dog park wanted nothing to do with , you decided I must choke and
beat this critter until it does what I say and if that does not work I
will poison it so I can get a new cute and cuddly puppy for a few more
months and be the centre of attention again. People like you are the
reason we have too many unwanted dogs and cats running around, not the
lack of spaying and neutering. And do not correct other people's
grammar when you can not even speak ONE language properly!

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wrote:
( probably why
you became a lesbian?)

If you think the fact that you're a bigot and a sexist
hasn't been noted, you're completely incorrect. If you
think it will win you friends it probably will, but only
among other of society's dregs. Go sit next to Paul on the
"Below-Average Butt Sniffers" bench.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

Thanks for the information, it was really nice post for me.

If your dog is breathing, never move the dog for there may be hidden fractures. You must call 911 immediately.