Hello everyone...

When is it reasonable to expect my puppy to stop messing on the
carpet?


"Christmas" is a lab/collie mix and is almost 6 months old... I have
heard that if we clean the carpets to get rid of the smell, it might
help. I ordered some odor removal from www.pbgone.com today.

My vet said it was the best cleaner he could reccomend...

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wrote:
Hello everyone...

You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying stinking something steaming
sack of liquid crap.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

On 6 May 2009 16:11:15 -0400, (Melinda Shore) wrote:

In article ,
wrote:
Hello everyone...

You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying stinking something steaming
sack of liquid crap.


is there a tune for this?
Nessa
--
trying to be the best human she can,

In article ,
Nessa wrote:
is there a tune for this?

There is, but she's a fiend for protecting her intellectual
property and any time someone posts the audio online she
gets it pulled down. It's Stephanie Miller, who's on pinko
radio in the morning. Someone has reset the lyrics in a
variety of styles - here's it done Eagles style:
http://www.michaelhardeman.com/mp3/L...ckOfEagles.mp3
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

"Nessa" wrote in message
...
On 6 May 2009 16:11:15 -0400, (Melinda Shore) wrote:

In article
,
wrote:
Hello everyone...

You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying stinking something steaming
sack of liquid crap.


is there a tune for this?

"Pop goes the weasel" almost works. Actually I like the lyrics to that as
well.
from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_goes_the_weasel

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop goes the weasel.

But there is a ditty that ends with "Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits" that
works well, although you have to add some more lines. I can't think of the
name of the tune, but I can play it in my head (and on the guitar). Where
is my midi sequencer when I need it?

OK. I downloaded an excellent simple MIDI sequencer at:
http://www.les-stooges.org/pascal/midiswing/

Then I composed the tune that I think goes well with the words, repeated as
appropriate.

Instead of shave-and-a-haircut, "Death to the spammers, such crap!"

Download the midi on Muttley's website:
http://www.smart.net/~pstech/Muttley/You're_A_Lying_Sack_Of_Crap.mid

Paul and Muttley, the musical duet