I want to open a shelter for animals. This requires a LOT of money. Please
do all you can to help this project. GIVE UNTIL IT HURTS! Send all
currency in small unmarked bills. NO, ABSOLUTELY NO checks will be
accepted.

Progress statements issued annually. Pictures available upon requests.
Tours conducted when facility is finished.

I also need assistants. Due to the nature of these sensitive animals, I am
restricting applicants to young women between the ages of 18 and 21,
attractive, physically fit, height and weight proportional, and willing to
live in common quarters onsite with alpha male. Women with the first names
of Janet, Melinda, and Chardonnay need not apply. First year will be
traveling with me inspecting no kill shelters in Mazatlan, Kauai, Bermuda,
Jamaica, Puerta Vallarta, and Las Vegas to garner ideas for the perfect
shelters. People needing to shelter tax money, launder money, dispose of
legacies they don't want their crummy children to inherit, or just want to
dump disposable income welcomed. There will be an annual progress
report/Christmas card every December 25th.

Assuage guilt. Get even with the old man. **** off the heirs. But send me
the money.

Steve