On Jun 30, 12:00*am, sighthounds & siberians wrote:

Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. *I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. *This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. *We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Marcie is the humper here. Only to Rudy and only outside, to egg him
on to race. She's never tried it with any other dog and it isn't a
big deal. I tell her to knock it off, but she's 26# lighter than him
and 4+" shorter and she kind of has to climb, so it does look rather
silly.

On Jun 30, 10:50*am, Dogman wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians

wrote:

[...]

Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. *I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. *This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. *We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

Ok, that's enough. Now you're just getting creepy.

On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:50:56 -0400, Dogman wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians
wrote:

[...]
Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

And she has those bedroom eyes...don't forget those!

On Jun 30, 9:36*pm, sighthounds & siberians wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:50:56 -0400, Dogman wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians
wrote:

[...]
Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. *I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. *This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. *We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

And she has those bedroom eyes...don't forget those!

Oh, swell. Interspecies erotica.

On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:08:42 -0700 (PDT), "Dr. Zachary Smith"
wrote:

On Jun 30, 9:36*pm, sighthounds & siberians wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:50:56 -0400, Dogman wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians
wrote:

[...]
Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. *I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. *This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. *We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

And she has those bedroom eyes...don't forget those!

Oh, swell. Interspecies erotica.

Ah, no, just a cute puppy.

"Dogman" wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:41:18 -0700 (PDT), "Dr. Zachary Smith"
wrote:

On Jun 30, 10:50 am, Dogman wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians

wrote:

Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

Ok, that's enough. Now you're just getting creepy.

Well, "Doctor," if you think that was creepy, whatever you do, don't
ever attend The Westminister Dog Show.

It's "R" rated, so you must be 17 or older to attend the show without
adult supervision. Westminister may contain strong profanity, graphic
sexuality, nudity, violence...

--
Dogman

LMAO! I really liked the Audrey Hepburn neck reference. A friend of mine
in England has Deerhounds, and that is a very apt description of them. Of
course, they are much hairy than Ms. Hepburn, but whatever...

Phyrie

On Jul 1, 2:49*am, "Phyrie" wrote:

LMAO! *I really liked the Audrey Hepburn neck reference. *A friend of mine
in England has Deerhounds, and that is a very apt description of them. *Of
course, they are much hairy than Ms. Hepburn, but whatever...

Ever seen a picture of Audrey Hepburn in the morning before she shaved
her neck?

On Jul 1, 12:11*pm, Dogman wrote:
On Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:55:00 -0400, Dogman wrote:

[...]

LMAO! *I really liked the Audrey Hepburn neck reference. *A friend of mine
in England has Deerhounds, and that is a very apt description of them. *Of
course, they are much hairy than Ms. Hepburn, but whatever...

That's okay. *

I have it on good authority that Teddy prefers his bitches to have a
lot of hair, like French women.

Yes, and he much prefers Oksana's silky hair to razor burn.

On Jul 1, 12:51*pm, Dogman wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:36:21 -0400, sighthounds & siberians





wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:50:56 -0400, Dogman wrote:

On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:00:54 -0400, sighthounds & siberians
wrote:

[...]
Teddy has been humping Oksana recently. *I'm not sure how tall he is
but he's 20 lb. and she's 29" and 65+ pounds. *This is one of those
humping situations that is definitely not about dominance. *We do of
course tell him to knock it off - when we can stop laughing.

Heh. Some men are attracted to taller women, so maybe certain dogs are
just attracted to taller bitches? And Oksana's awfully pretty. Those
long, athletic legs, that graceful Audrey Hepburn-like neck....

And she has those bedroom eyes...don't forget those!

Maybe you should start dressing Oksana less attractively? Cut her hair
short. No jewelry. Stop bathing her. Get her a bunch of tattoos. You
know, make her look more like Rosie O'Donnell than Audrey Hepburn.

I don't think I could handle that. Well, the no bathing isn't a
problem, as I am not a frequent washer of dogs.

Otherwise, I'm afraid that poor Teddy is eventually going to have a
nervous breakdown, and who could blame him?

He just has to hang in there until around September, when she'll be
spayed and, presumably, somewhat less attractive to him.

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