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Old September 8th 10, 09:26 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.health
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A friend of mine is doing some research on how to get her "I don't
want raw food" dog to eat raw food. She found the following post:


look,i have been breeding dogs for years and own plenty for
companions.
somebody was a damn idiot to tell you to give them raw meat.
first,domestic dogs do not have the same instinct as those of the
wild,you feed them raw meat,well now they have the taste for blood,and
that is something you don’t want,lets say you cut your finger and the
dog smells it and is hungry,good night my friend.
i’ve only heard of pit bulls being on a raw meat diet so that they
taste blood,then they starve them so they are hungry for the next
kill.
regular food is good enough,i have 3 dobermans right now and they
don’t even get table scraps,they eat beniful from purinna and they are
the healthiest and shinest dogs i’ve ever had.
get rid of the raw meat diet,very bad.


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Old September 10th 10, 10:07 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.health
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"sighthounds & siberians" wrote in message
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A friend of mine is doing some research on how to get her "I don't
want raw food" dog to eat raw food. She found the following post:


look,i have been breeding dogs for years and own plenty for
companions.
somebody was a damn idiot to tell you to give them raw meat.
first,domestic dogs do not have the same instinct as those of the
wild,you feed them raw meat,well now they have the taste for blood,and
that is something you don't want,lets say you cut your finger and the
dog smells it and is hungry,good night my friend.
i've only heard of pit bulls being on a raw meat diet so that they
taste blood,then they starve them so they are hungry for the next
kill.
regular food is good enough,i have 3 dobermans right now and they
don't even get table scraps,they eat beniful from purinna and they are
the healthiest and shinest dogs i've ever had.
get rid of the raw meat diet,very bad.



Heh heh. Yep, them pesky paper cuts can be killer! LOL!

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Old September 13th 10, 05:45 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.health
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:07:46 -0700, "Phyrie"
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"sighthounds & siberians" wrote in message
.. .
A friend of mine is doing some research on how to get her "I don't
want raw food" dog to eat raw food. She found the following post:


look,i have been breeding dogs for years and own plenty for
companions.
somebody was a damn idiot to tell you to give them raw meat.
first,domestic dogs do not have the same instinct as those of the
wild,you feed them raw meat,well now they have the taste for blood,and
that is something you don't want,lets say you cut your finger and the
dog smells it and is hungry,good night my friend.
i've only heard of pit bulls being on a raw meat diet so that they
taste blood,then they starve them so they are hungry for the next
kill.
regular food is good enough,i have 3 dobermans right now and they
don't even get table scraps,they eat beniful from purinna and they are
the healthiest and shinest dogs i've ever had.
get rid of the raw meat diet,very bad.



Heh heh. Yep, them pesky paper cuts can be killer! LOL!


Once the dogs have the taste for blood, it's all over. I'm probably
lucky to be alive, considering that dogs in this house have actually
killed critters outside. Every time I feed raw backs, I have to check
to make sure that the crunching I hear isn't a dog eating the cat...

Sheesh.

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Old September 14th 10, 08:06 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.health
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"sighthounds & siberians" wrote in message
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:07:46 -0700, "Phyrie"
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"sighthounds & siberians" wrote in message
. ..
A friend of mine is doing some research on how to get her "I don't
want raw food" dog to eat raw food. She found the following post:


look,i have been breeding dogs for years and own plenty for
companions.
somebody was a damn idiot to tell you to give them raw meat.
first,domestic dogs do not have the same instinct as those of the
wild,you feed them raw meat,well now they have the taste for blood,and
that is something you don't want,lets say you cut your finger and the
dog smells it and is hungry,good night my friend.
i've only heard of pit bulls being on a raw meat diet so that they
taste blood,then they starve them so they are hungry for the next
kill.
regular food is good enough,i have 3 dobermans right now and they
don't even get table scraps,they eat beniful from purinna and they are
the healthiest and shinest dogs i've ever had.
get rid of the raw meat diet,very bad.



Heh heh. Yep, them pesky paper cuts can be killer! LOL!


Once the dogs have the taste for blood, it's all over. I'm probably
lucky to be alive, considering that dogs in this house have actually
killed critters outside. Every time I feed raw backs, I have to check
to make sure that the crunching I hear isn't a dog eating the cat...

Sheesh.


Holy crap, I never even thought of that! My cat has been catching vermin
for years! I better watch out, she may be plotting my death as we speak.
(Seriously, though, the only death she is plotting is my poor dog's. She
just can't forgive him for living here, and plots his doom regularly.)

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Old September 14th 10, 04:06 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.health
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On Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:06:27 -0700, Phyrie wrote:

Once the dogs have the taste for blood, it's all over. I'm probably
lucky to be alive, considering that dogs in this house have actually
killed critters outside. Every time I feed raw backs, I have to check
to make sure that the crunching I hear isn't a dog eating the cat...

Sheesh.


Holy crap, I never even thought of that! My cat has been catching
vermin for years! I better watch out, she may be plotting my death as
we speak. (Seriously, though, the only death she is plotting is my poor
dog's. She just can't forgive him for living here, and plots his doom
regularly.)


bet she got that after you ;-)
 




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