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And plot revenge for future trials...

But I sooooo owe him this. We're a pretty brutal group sometimes.

Debbie

Gwen Watson said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

Make the boa into a slip lead.

Now Matt don't go tempting me as I would most certainly
consider such a thing.

T'ain't no brass poles in agility, Gwen. (I, too, find that
unfortunate.)

Go with the boa, I'm considering it myself - it's cool and
relaxing to start a run with a laugh.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Gwen Watson said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

Make the boa into a slip lead.

Now Matt don't go tempting me as I would most certainly
consider such a thing.

T'ain't no brass poles in agility, Gwen. (I, too, find that
unfortunate.)

Go with the boa, I'm considering it myself - it's cool and
relaxing to start a run with a laugh.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Gwen Watson said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

Make the boa into a slip lead.

Now Matt don't go tempting me as I would most certainly
consider such a thing.

T'ain't no brass poles in agility, Gwen. (I, too, find that
unfortunate.)

Go with the boa, I'm considering it myself - it's cool and
relaxing to start a run with a laugh.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Gwen Watson said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

Make the boa into a slip lead.

Now Matt don't go tempting me as I would most certainly
consider such a thing.

T'ain't no brass poles in agility, Gwen. (I, too, find that
unfortunate.)

Go with the boa, I'm considering it myself - it's cool and
relaxing to start a run with a laugh.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 11:06:14 -0800 (PST) Debbie S whittled these words:

WA. I need to wear pants, though. If I do this, {I'd probably need a
practice, to see if Kira reacts.} I"m gonna go for the overdone bar fly
look. Big red lips, beauty mark, hideous fake eyelashes, ratted/sprayed
big hair. KIra should probably have a feather boa just outside of the
ring. {Perfectly legal! In fact, I think she could wear it to the start
line!} I"ll blow the judge kisses while Kira's on the table, winking
with my big furry eyes. Bet he can't keep a straight face.

At our Labor Day Trial one of the competitors came dressed in his
rennissance garb, spoke bawdy lines to the judge whilst on his knees, and
tried to give commands a la "Get thee on thy tippee board" and "Halt and
observest thy zone" The dog waa remarkably composed and patient. She
patiently waited on the start line and looked like "uh huh can't fool me"
as he gestered for her to come but said "leavest thou the start line!"
ONce he said the magic words "OK, let's go" he was able to return to
flowerey speech and she took it all in stride. Oh Yeah - the dog is Belle
- a McNab on the opposite end of the scale from Mr.Tsuki. She's a blue
(NOT merle), half his weight and size with prick ears.

Diane Blackman

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 11:06:14 -0800 (PST) Debbie S whittled these words:

WA. I need to wear pants, though. If I do this, {I'd probably need a
practice, to see if Kira reacts.} I"m gonna go for the overdone bar fly
look. Big red lips, beauty mark, hideous fake eyelashes, ratted/sprayed
big hair. KIra should probably have a feather boa just outside of the
ring. {Perfectly legal! In fact, I think she could wear it to the start
line!} I"ll blow the judge kisses while Kira's on the table, winking
with my big furry eyes. Bet he can't keep a straight face.

At our Labor Day Trial one of the competitors came dressed in his
rennissance garb, spoke bawdy lines to the judge whilst on his knees, and
tried to give commands a la "Get thee on thy tippee board" and "Halt and
observest thy zone" The dog waa remarkably composed and patient. She
patiently waited on the start line and looked like "uh huh can't fool me"
as he gestered for her to come but said "leavest thou the start line!"
ONce he said the magic words "OK, let's go" he was able to return to
flowerey speech and she took it all in stride. Oh Yeah - the dog is Belle
- a McNab on the opposite end of the scale from Mr.Tsuki. She's a blue
(NOT merle), half his weight and size with prick ears.

Diane Blackman

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 11:06:14 -0800 (PST) Debbie S whittled these words:

WA. I need to wear pants, though. If I do this, {I'd probably need a
practice, to see if Kira reacts.} I"m gonna go for the overdone bar fly
look. Big red lips, beauty mark, hideous fake eyelashes, ratted/sprayed
big hair. KIra should probably have a feather boa just outside of the
ring. {Perfectly legal! In fact, I think she could wear it to the start
line!} I"ll blow the judge kisses while Kira's on the table, winking
with my big furry eyes. Bet he can't keep a straight face.

At our Labor Day Trial one of the competitors came dressed in his
rennissance garb, spoke bawdy lines to the judge whilst on his knees, and
tried to give commands a la "Get thee on thy tippee board" and "Halt and
observest thy zone" The dog waa remarkably composed and patient. She
patiently waited on the start line and looked like "uh huh can't fool me"
as he gestered for her to come but said "leavest thou the start line!"
ONce he said the magic words "OK, let's go" he was able to return to
flowerey speech and she took it all in stride. Oh Yeah - the dog is Belle
- a McNab on the opposite end of the scale from Mr.Tsuki. She's a blue
(NOT merle), half his weight and size with prick ears.

Diane Blackman

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 11:06:14 -0800 (PST) Debbie S whittled these words:

WA. I need to wear pants, though. If I do this, {I'd probably need a
practice, to see if Kira reacts.} I"m gonna go for the overdone bar fly
look. Big red lips, beauty mark, hideous fake eyelashes, ratted/sprayed
big hair. KIra should probably have a feather boa just outside of the
ring. {Perfectly legal! In fact, I think she could wear it to the start
line!} I"ll blow the judge kisses while Kira's on the table, winking
with my big furry eyes. Bet he can't keep a straight face.

At our Labor Day Trial one of the competitors came dressed in his
rennissance garb, spoke bawdy lines to the judge whilst on his knees, and
tried to give commands a la "Get thee on thy tippee board" and "Halt and
observest thy zone" The dog waa remarkably composed and patient. She
patiently waited on the start line and looked like "uh huh can't fool me"
as he gestered for her to come but said "leavest thou the start line!"
ONce he said the magic words "OK, let's go" he was able to return to
flowerey speech and she took it all in stride. Oh Yeah - the dog is Belle
- a McNab on the opposite end of the scale from Mr.Tsuki. She's a blue
(NOT merle), half his weight and size with prick ears.

Diane Blackman