I've just received an urgent e-mail from one of Santa's elves

Don't worry Jack - my dogs know that they better not **** of Santa's help (and,
ok, they slept through the deer walking up to the office window in the snow
last week ).

Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com

I've just received an urgent e-mail from one of Santa's elves

Don't worry Jack - my dogs know that they better not **** of Santa's help (and,
ok, they slept through the deer walking up to the office window in the snow
last week ).

Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com

I've just received an urgent e-mail from one of Santa's elves

Don't worry Jack - my dogs know that they better not **** of Santa's help (and,
ok, they slept through the deer walking up to the office window in the snow
last week ).

Janet Boss
Best Friends Dog Obedience
"Nice Manners for the Family Pet"
Voted "Best of Baltimore 2001" - Baltimore Magazine
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com

LOL.

Now I know why he lands on the roof and takes the chimney!

--
Kristen and
Kali CDX, CGC, TDIA, TT
www.kristenandkali.com

LOL.

Now I know why he lands on the roof and takes the chimney!

--
Kristen and
Kali CDX, CGC, TDIA, TT
www.kristenandkali.com

LOL.

Now I know why he lands on the roof and takes the chimney!

--
Kristen and
Kali CDX, CGC, TDIA, TT
www.kristenandkali.com

Handsome "Jack" Morrison wrote:
to take it anymore. And neither is Santa. They're tired of being
chased, harassed and even bitten by dangerous and aggressive dogs
every year, while they're out there simply trying to deliver toys and
gifts and spreading Christmas cheer. This year they're ready.

What the heck are the Reindeer doing on the ground? There's a reason
for the roof top landing, you know? And I don't care if they're
"special" deer, if any of them go anywhere near my roses, I'm siccing
the dog on them.

Suja

Handsome "Jack" Morrison wrote:
to take it anymore. And neither is Santa. They're tired of being
chased, harassed and even bitten by dangerous and aggressive dogs
every year, while they're out there simply trying to deliver toys and
gifts and spreading Christmas cheer. This year they're ready.

What the heck are the Reindeer doing on the ground? There's a reason
for the roof top landing, you know? And I don't care if they're
"special" deer, if any of them go anywhere near my roses, I'm siccing
the dog on them.

Suja

Handsome "Jack" Morrison wrote:
to take it anymore. And neither is Santa. They're tired of being
chased, harassed and even bitten by dangerous and aggressive dogs
every year, while they're out there simply trying to deliver toys and
gifts and spreading Christmas cheer. This year they're ready.

What the heck are the Reindeer doing on the ground? There's a reason
for the roof top landing, you know? And I don't care if they're
"special" deer, if any of them go anywhere near my roses, I'm siccing
the dog on them.

Suja

Handsome "Jack" Morrison wrote:

It's just a hunch, but maybe the roof was too small to land on?

I gave it some thought and decided that the gifts need to get to the
people without chimneys too.

I have it on good authority that they *much* prefer the four point
landing -- on a beach somewhere. And dnear a PetsMart.

Probably. Although, they *are* deer, so they most likely don't want to
do the beach thing.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer? Eat someone's roses?

What? Rudolph lives on air? Them deer are not very discriminating when
it comes to food, you know.

That darn near qualifies as blasphemy, Suja.

What'd you expect from a heretic?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Waaay past that.

No presents for YOU this year!

Good thing I wasn't expecting any, huh?

Suja