Hank and Joe had a small horse farm in Wyoming (Not as OT as it might seem)
Hank and Joe had a small horse farm in Wyoming. It wasn't much, but
they were satisfied with their lives. Then they got the telegram from their two aunts in Indiana saying that they were coming for a visit and would stay at least a week. When the two older ladies showed up, Hank and Joe showed them around their small operation, let them ooh and ahh at the horses and took them on a carriage ride to view the scenery. That evening they served a respectable dinner of beans and venison. The two sisters were a bit mystified to find that the tin plates were nailed to the table. One of them asked Hank how they cleaned the dishes after a meal. Instead of answering directly, Hank opened the front door and two large dusty hounds ran into the house, jumped onto the table and began to energetically lick the plates clean. The next morning the aunts announced that due to unforeseen circumstances they were taking the next stage to the train station in Cheyenne to head home. After they had left, Joe said, "Well, Hank, it took us a week to train those hounds to lick those plates clean. How long do you reckon it will take us to break them of it?" -- Bob, "I said it wasn't OT" -- Bob St Francis would have done better to preach to the cats |
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