Florida Dog Shoots Owner, Gregory Dale Lanier, in Leg (Another dogshot his owner.)

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http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/27/F...2781361986522/

*Florida Dog Shoots Owner, Gregory Dale Lanier, in Leg*
Another dog shot his owner.
by Kate Stanton, UPI.com
Feb. 27, 2013

A Florida dog didn't quite live up to his species' reputation as man's
best friend, accidentally shooting his owner in the leg with a .380
pistol on a car ride, Highlands Today reported Monday. [
http://www2.highlandstoday.com/hi/lo...ice-say-643226
]

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun resting
on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog accidentally (we
can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet into Lanier's leg.

"Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg,"
Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said.

Police did not arrest the dog.

This isn't the first time a dog has fired a weapon at their owner. In
2011, a yellow Labrador from Utah jumped onto a 12-gauge shotgun and
fired 27 pellets into his owner's buttocks.
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On Apr 18, 10:28*am, "Tom Sr." wrote:
---------http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/27/Florida-dog-shoots-owner-Gregory-D...

*Florida Dog Shoots Owner, Gregory Dale Lanier, in Leg*
Another dog shot his owner.
by Kate Stanton, UPI.com
Feb. 27, 2013

A Florida dog didn't quite live up to his species' reputation as man's
best friend, accidentally shooting his owner in the leg with a .380
pistol on a car ride, Highlands Today reported Monday. *[http://www2.highlandstoday.com/hi/lo...-man-accidenta...
]

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun resting
on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog accidentally (we
can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet into Lanier's leg.

"Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg,"
Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said.

Police did not arrest the dog.

This isn't the first time a dog has fired a weapon at their owner. In
2011, a yellow Labrador from Utah jumped onto a 12-gauge shotgun and
fired 27 pellets into his owner's buttocks.
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BAN DOGS NOW!!!

Hell Stomper wrote in
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On Apr 18, 10:28*am, "Tom Sr." wrote:
---------http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/27/Florida-dog-shoots-owner-
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reg
ory-D...

*Florida Dog Shoots Owner, Gregory Dale Lanier, in Leg*
Another dog shot his owner.
by Kate Stanton, UPI.com
Feb. 27, 2013

A Florida dog didn't quite live up to his species' reputation as
man's best friend, accidentally shooting his owner in the leg with a
.380 pistol on a car ride, Highlands Today reported Monday.
*[http://www2.hi
ghlandstoday.com/hi/local-news/dog-shoots-man-accidenta...
]

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun
resting on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog
accidentally (we can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet
into Lanier's leg.

"Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg,"
Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said.

Police did not arrest the dog.

This isn't the first time a dog has fired a weapon at their owner. In
2011, a yellow Labrador from Utah jumped onto a 12-gauge shotgun and
fired 27 pellets into his owner's buttocks.
---------

.

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Please Note:

In select newsgroups my post will be followed by an out-of-date, cut-
and-paste, SHRIEKING ranting and raving post by Bob Milby Jr., aka
Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka 10,000s of Sockpuppets --
Winner of The alt.usenet.kooks Awards: *Palmjob Paddle (July 2008)*,
KO0k of the Month (Sept. 2012)**, and the Order of the Holey
Sockpuppet (Oct. 2012)!***

* * ** This award is given to the person who gets spanked (as in,
thrashed) the most in a given month by other posters or even himself.
* * *** Given to someone whose Kookery is judged to have surpassed
all
others.
* * **** *For those most prolific in the art of, abiet thinly,
disguising their net.presence behind whatever nose and glasses they
can concoct.

We hope to return you to more rational posting after this brief,
psychotic interruption.
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BAN DOGS NOW!!!

No just ban stupi posts like nearly every post by tom sr

Originally Posted by clairbeear

Hell Stomper wrote in
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On Apr 18, 10:28 am, "Tom Sr." wrote:
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*Florida people love protein powders as Owners, Gregory Dale Lanier, in Leg*
Another dog shot his owner.
by Kate Stanton, UPI.com
Feb. 27, 2013

That's an odd story!

On Thursday, April 18, 2013 at 7:28:13 AM UTC-7, Tom Sr. wrote:
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http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/27/F...2781361986522/

*Florida Dog Shoots Owner, Gregory Dale Lanier, in Leg*
Another dog shot his owner.
by Kate Stanton, UPI.com
Feb. 27, 2013

A Florida dog didn't quite live up to his species' reputation as man's
best friend, accidentally shooting his owner in the leg with a .380
pistol on a car ride, Highlands Today reported Monday. [
http://www2.highlandstoday.com/hi/lo...ice-say-643226
]

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Sebring, Fla., didn't know the gun resting
on the floor of his truck was loaded until his dog accidentally (we
can only assume) kicked it and it fired a bullet into Lanier's leg.

"Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burning in his leg,"
Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said.
ALmosit my name!


To paraphrase Art Linkletter:
Dogs do the darndest things.

Woof!