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"Suja" wrote in
: "ceb" wrote in message: You could get a Queener-dog. She promises never to be complex or nuanced. I sure hope you're sleeping with one eye open. She's just lulling you into a false sense of security. Even the most innocent, dumb blonde valley girl type female dogs I've known have had agendas. Queenie's agenda: Play play play Eat eat eat Finagle treats Play play play Go to daycare Play play play Get treats at daycare Dance around every morning in hopes that human will take you to daycare Play play play Eat eat eat Get ears scritched The boys may not be any easier to live with, but I've had an easier time figuring out what they're about. None of this 'I like you on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, except if the Friday is also a full moon, in which case....' All my dogs lurve me all the time. But then I go for the silly goof dogs. Now Zoe, on the other hand... Or maybe you need to sleep with both eyes open. Zoe's agenda: All the toys are belong to me Human belong to me Boss of other dogs World domination Lots of loves and belly rubs Eat Play tricks on human Walkies! Max's agenda: Turn self inside out Eat Perform traditional dances of Pomerania Keep the world safe from pedestrians, bicyclists, skateboarders, and other dogs Get along with everyone who is not passing by the house Attempt to get Zoe to play Taunt Queenie, then hide somewhere More treats please! Drape self over sofa a la throw pillow Grumble when told not to bark -- Catherine & Zoe, Queenie, & Max, 3 black dogs of varying sizes & Rosalie the calico cat www.ourladyofperfection.blogspot.com |
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