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Kookie of the day
(Darla Vladschyk) writes:
Beable van Polasm wrote: ... I've already got the cutest dog on ark... Well that's just silly. IS IT? http://www.yougotta.com/Darla/Images/MuggsBunny.jpg Pffft! PROPS! Those aren't the dog's REAL ears! PROOF that I have the cutest dog on ark: http://www.beable.com/twart/index.html However, congratulations on your new baby kittie. Let us know how she does with the snakes and the bats, eh? You mean how HE does. I got a tomcat, because they are bigger, meaner, tougher, and more likely to give it to a rat. His name is "Che Catvara". He hasn't noticed the bats yet, but when he does I think he'll go off. As for snakes, well one day he might just be... GONE. Those snakes are pretty big around here. I did a dog biting test the other day, because they had more of those "Pit Bulls Bite People" stories on TeeVee. Not that my dog is a pitbull, because everybody knows that Staffordshire Bull Terriers are very nice little dogs that never bite anybody! When the dog was gobbling up yummy food, I stuck my finger in her mouth. She stopped eating and spat my finger out without biting it, and then resumed gobbling. Then I tried a different test. I got her biting onto a rope tugger toy. I can lift her off the ground by that rope, because she bites on so hard. She weighs 16kg, so she's pretty heavy for a small dog. Many dogs that look about that big are mostly fur, it seems. I got her biting the rope, and then stuck my finger into her mouth behind the loop of rope. She stopped biting the rope and spat my finger out. Without biting me! I have JUST AS MANY FINGERS NOW as I had before I ran these tests! So I don't think that dogs bite you by mistake. And I don't think that my dog wants to bite me. Now if you think you're going to run these tests on your dog, and you get bitten, that's NOT MY FAULT! DON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR DOG'S MOUTH WHEN IT'S EATING OR BITING SOMETHING! cheers, Beable -- No, YOU'RE A CRACKPOT, which is why you think I'm a crackpot... because all crackpots like you think everybody else is a moron not them. -- George Hammond http://beable.com |
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Beable van Polasm (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
(Darla Vladschyk) writes: Beable van Polasm wrote: ... I've already got the cutest dog on ark... Well that's just silly. IS IT? http://www.yougotta.com/Darla/Images/MuggsBunny.jpg Pffft! PROPS! Those aren't the dog's REAL ears! PROOF that I have the cutest dog on ark: http://www.beable.com/twart/index.html Your inFidel makes me laugh. Funny dog, silly dog, stupid ugly dog. However, congratulations on your new baby kittie. Let us know how she does with the snakes and the bats, eh? You mean how HE does. I got a tomcat, because they are bigger, meaner, tougher, and more likely to give it to a rat. His name is "Che Catvara". He hasn't noticed the bats yet, but when he does I think he'll go off. As for snakes, well one day he might just be... GONE. Those snakes are pretty big around here. I did a dog biting test the other day, because they had more of those "Pit Bulls Bite People" stories on TeeVee. Not that my dog is a pitbull, because everybody knows that Staffordshire Bull Terriers are very nice little dogs that never bite anybody! When the dog was gobbling up yummy food, I stuck my finger in her mouth. She stopped eating and spat my finger out without biting it, and then resumed gobbling. Was your finger still attached? Anyhoo, you probably just have bad blood. At least, my excuse when the flies don't bother me, is that I just stink too much. Then I tried a different test. I got her biting onto a rope tugger toy. I can lift her off the ground by that rope, because she bites on so hard. She weighs 16kg, so she's pretty heavy for a small dog. Many dogs that look about that big are mostly fur, it seems. I got her biting the rope, and then stuck my finger into her mouth behind the loop of rope. She stopped biting the rope and spat my finger out. Without biting me! I have JUST AS MANY FINGERS NOW as I had before I ran these tests! Yes, but aren't your fingers the ones made of titanium? Unless your dog is diamond-dog, I don't think she is going to get through your fingers. And besides, she's a girl dog, so she is hence a weakling, who couldn't bite through a flies head. So I don't think that dogs bite you by mistake. And I don't think that my dog wants to bite me. Now if you think you're going to run these tests on your dog, and you get bitten, that's NOT MY FAULT! DON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR DOG'S MOUTH WHEN IT'S EATING OR BITING SOMETHING! And DON'T GO BITING THE DOG WHO IS EATING. BECAUSE IT WILL LET OUT A BIG MEOW SAYING THAT YOU HURT IT. -- TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/ I'm lost I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. --Dan in AFDA |
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Beable van Polasm wrote:
PROOF that I have the cutest dog on ark: http://www.beable.com/twart/index.html Many thanks for including the dead rat and the flying bats on the same page as your Staffie bitch. You're a smoooothie, you are! Also: Why is your bitch called "Fidel?" And why do you have your belt around her neck? And why is her tongue lolling out of her mouth like that? Are you saying that you have a lesbianic spaz for a pet? Whoo. Also, you ignored completely the pic of my darling Muggins with her own ears on! And she's a Jack Russell Terrier, which means that although our dogs are distant cousins, Muggins would chew Fidel's ass and spit it all over Tasmania in a fight. Kind regards, -=D=- |
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Beable van Polasm writes:
You mean how HE does. I got a tomcat, because they are bigger, meaner, tougher, and more likely to give it to a rat. His name is "Che Catvara". He hasn't noticed the bats yet, but when he does I think he'll go off. As for snakes, well one day he might just be... GONE. Those snakes are pretty big around here. A friend of mine just got adopted by a cat, and he (the friend) was calling him (the cat) "C.S." at first, for "Coyote Snack". But now he calls him "Staples" for the obvious reason. Meanwhile we're down to one of our original eight chicks. And seven of our original eight ducklings. We're learning all sorts of ways to not keep predators away from them. All the grownup chickens are still alive, as are the goats. And the wife and kid. And her grandpa. And me. -- - Doctroid Doctroid Holmes http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/ "We're waist deep in the Big Muddy And the big fool says to push on." -- Pete Seeger |
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Rich writes:
Meanwhile we're down to one of our original eight chicks. And seven of our original eight ducklings. We're learning all sorts of ways to not keep predators away from them. All the grownup chickens are still alive, as are the goats. And the wife and kid. And her grandpa. And me. BOB HOPE -- Joe Bay Impeach Ford Reagan Bush Clinton Bush Cancer Biology Twelve Galaxies Stanford University Guiltied to a Zegnatronic Stanford, California Rocket Society |
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Beable van Polasm wrote:
That ain't my belt! That's her collar! ... Where did you get "lesbianic" from? See above, cross-reference "dyke gear." Also, you ignored completely the pic of my darling Muggins with her own ears on! No I didn't. I looked at that picture and thought "Hmmm, cute, but not as cute as Tikko." Well that's true. ...And we know that Fidel is cuter than Tikko, therefore, Fidel is cuter than Muggins! Q.E.D.!! I.W.I.N.!! One of your premises is FALSE. Maybe you are unaware of why Staffies were bred up in the first place. Hint: they were fighting dogs. A Staffy would chew up a Jack Russell and spit it out, bury it, and come back a few weeks later to chew on its bones. http://www.k9web.com/dog-faqs/breeds/staffords.html http://www2.dogomania.com/breed/breed438/ http://www.dixiestaff.com/breedhistory.htm http://www.kaynineonline.com/breed_staffordshire.htm - They were also used for rat killing. A sack full of rats would be - turned out into the pit. The result would be an unbelievable - sequence of speed and movement. One snap, a bite and it would be - all over. A good dog could kill 15 rats a minute. FIFTEEN RATS PER MINUTE! Now THAT'S some good rat killin'! How many rats per minute is Muggins rated at? Okay okay you WIN. I mean, if the contest is about which doggins is a raving, slavering beast and utterly tenacious in the "bodily harm" category. But as for cute? Nope, I think I still have you there. Well my DOG, I mean. Not me. ... she is very nice to the kitten, even when he is biting her on the face. She just plays with him gently. Of course, when the kitten runs across the lawn, the dog chases him down and knocks him over which the kitten doesn't like. Awwww! ...When the kitten gets bigger, he might beable to outrun the dog and this won't happen any more. Or, he might beable to unsheathe his claws and surgically excise Fidel's nose. BAD kittie! NO lutefisk! -=D=- |
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On 03 Jul 2003 09:38:03 +1000, Beable van Polasm
wrote: (Darla Vladschyk) writes: Beable van Polasm wrote: PROOF that I have the cutest dog on ark: http://www.beable.com/twart/index.html Many thanks for including the dead rat and the flying bats on the same page as your Staffie bitch. ^ , It's an old joke, and certainly not mine, but I fixed Darla's post for her anyway. -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho "Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?" |
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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
It's an old joke, and certainly not mine, but I fixed Darla's post for her anyway. Kevins, wassup witchoo? Your posting stats are not nearly up to what passes for "normal" for you. Thanks for this crumb, but let's see if we can give it the old University-somewhere-in-Idaho try, shall we? -=D=- |
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