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2 points about bad advice (in response to lynn kosmakos the dogmurderer)
Lynn K. wrote: Charlie Wilkes wrote in message . .. Brain damage, I suppose. Boy, that online diagnosis stuff is really easy, isn't it? But, Leah is really a pretty receptive learner Ya think? A little hard truth for you, Charlie. It's all bullshit until someone actually makes the effort to train a few of their own dogs to some level above household manners. Yuu got a lot of ****ing nerve Kosma Kill... That applies to Leah, you, Mikey, Marshall, Nevyn, Chris, Paulette and a whole lot of others. a wise man once said it is best to let sleeping dogs lie, Lynn Kill_makos. Especially when that dog is fast, lean, hungry and at the top of his game, at the top of the food chain and you are his pitiful prey. I don't hunt Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my no, I hunt Hypocrites, Liars and Dog Murderers. Which makes you the Ace of ****ing Spades and No. 1 target in my 55 card deck of dog murdering terrierists. Diddy is a dog and cat murderer, but she's not a liar or a hypocrite. shelly is a liar and a world class hypocrite, but she's not a dog murderer. MALinda is also a liar and a world class flaming hypocrite SuperDyke, but again, she's not a dog murderer. Tara O. aka "Tee" is also dog murderer, a complete imbecile, let's see....? and a hypocrite but not necessarily a liar....??? Janet Bossy Boss is a known dog Murderer, a certified hypocrite, but I'm not sure that she's a liar. After all, she did tell us about how incredibly stupid and IRRESPONSIBLE of a dog owner she is, when she told us about 1. her dog getting run over in front of her house and her PAYING OFF the speeding driver who pancaked her dog, for damage to his fender and BRAGGING about how good her homeowners insurance is because it covered fender damage to speeding dog killing drivers. 2. her dog Franklin and the gut wrenching gut surgery he had to undergo because Janet Dumb **** Boss could not train him not to eat socks, even though she religiously hid every sock in the house and STILL GOT BURNED...... Then she blamed Franklin's GRANDFATHER and/or his parents for her stupidity and complete inability to train a simple thing.... BWAHAHAHHHAHAHAAA!!!! But you, you Lynn Kosmakos Dog Killer, you dumb ****ing bitch, are a horseface of another color...you are most definitely all three of the above. You may be alone with a full scholarship to the Elite Triple Crown Academy for Dog Murdering Special Ops forces. Besides dog murderes, liars and hypocrites, I also hunt idiots. Marshall is one of our most esteemed, tenured and extravagant idiots, and what's extraordinary about His Extravagance is that he has absolutely no clue how illustriously stupid and dog incompetent he is. But at least he's not a dog murderer, a liar or a flaming hypocrite. He is a flaming imbecile though. But he's small game and you, you're Big Game. Big FAT game. And that's why I go after you with a glee and reckless abandon that I don't waste on the small game. Nothing gets my blood running like the prospect of bagging a triple talking fork-tongued dog murdering hypocrite Ssssssnake such as yourself. People who use words and innuendo and "evaluations" to send a perfectly good and easily trainable dog to the kill room, really get me going. People who murder dogs under the guise of being "rescuers" really, REALLY get me going. People who advocate murdering dogs for chasing deer REALLY, REALLY, REALLY get my blood pumping, especially when their own out of control SAR Flunkie Jive dog Java had to get the crap shocked out of him with a shock collar because he was chasing deer when he was supposed to be SAR training. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Not everybody has the luxury of shocking the **** out of their dog with an expensive dog shocking shock collar, but you advocate the immediate death penalty for any dog doing something any normal dog would do, who hasn't been the beneficiary of getting the **** shocked out of him by you and your expense dog shocking system. Did I ever tell you what a momumental f#@king **** you are? I'm going to go off on a love mantra later with Gwen, and I'll forgive you and shelly and MALinda for all your sins, but not just yet. Not until I'm finished here with you, you fatassed dog ****ing dog murdering UberDyke. You woke up the sleeping dog, now HEAR me ****ING ROAR, BITCH!! The love's gonna have to wait (Bear with me Gwen) You (Lynn Kill More Dogs) murder dogs because of insurance rates and your own inability to train them, and you have the nerve to call yourself a dog rescuer? You have the nerve to impugn my dog training skills and ability Impugn this you dumb ****ing c#&t http://dogtv.com/4LANE3.rm http://dogtv.com/4LANE3.rm http://dogtv.com/4LANE3.rm http://dogtv.com/4LANE3.rm http://dogtv.com/4LANE3.rm impugn this, the best puppy no bite video on the planet that I did one day in five minutes while messing around http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm But enough about me, let's focus on your dog murdering for a moment, shall we? Melanie Freakin' Chang would have EASILY trained this Border Collie, We interrupt this post for a special story on one of the victims of serial dog murderer Lynn Kosmakos ---------------------------------- Lynn K, kills a great dog ---------------------------------- Exactly. A couple of years ago I evaluated a BC bitch in rescue who had gotten in 20-25 bites on her foster family the 1st day in their home. The problem was that there were a whole slew of people lined up who wanted her because she was a dynamite herding dog, titled before she was 2, flashy, etc.. Most of these people were single women [editor's note, like Melanie Lee Chang, who would have had ZERO problems with this dog, even though she's 1/10th the trainer Michael is] into competitive herding who had no children or plans to have any. Testing the dog revealed that she had a safety zone of about 3 ft and would use her mouth to drive out anyone who came within that space (other than whoever was holding her leash). She also would not tolerate any entrance to her airspace. The deciding factor was that eye contact was also a trigger and the severity of the bite increased with eye's moved lowerer to her level. IOW, the shorter the person, the harder the bite, and kids were shortest of all." [This is HOWE lynn KillMooreDogs seals a a dog's fate and this is HOWE SHE KILLS DOGS. She kills them with WORDS, not with poison. She lets sucker animal lovers or sucker volunteers do the dirty work of poisoning them and dumping their bodies, after she condemns them to death with her "evaluation"] --editor's note We decided that even if we could feel perfectly safe with a person and situation we placed her into, she still had to live in a world where there were children and we couldn't, in good conscience, put a known risk like her into that world. People's lives and situation change and any adopter might have future contact with children that they don't have at present. She was put down. [because of Lynn K.s Passionate concerns about LIABILITY INSURANCE, the ONLY thing she cares about, besides her REPUTATION as an "animal lover" BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!!!] --editor's note Lynn K. --------------------------------------------- with a lot less difficulty than she trained Solo, and she's got a lot less dog training talent in her entire sexy little body politic than I have in my little ****ing pinky, you FAT UGLY DOG MURDERING LONG TIME AARP VETERAN. It would have taken me 5 MINUTES to train that dog you MURDERED in the name of RESCUE ============================== Lynn Kosmakos sings her no. 1 smash RESCUE R- E- S- C- U- E- find out what it means to me R- E- S- C- U- E- find out what it means to me R- E- S- C- U- E- gonna send you to the rainbow B-R-I -D-G-E murder flashy dynamite titled dogs before the age of three make them dead real quickly blame that dog for my stu-pid-i-ty don't want my I- N- S- U- R- A- N- C- E- to get raised another penny sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me, because I'm a real vicious 35 lb border collie Being evaluated by Lynn Killee I'm gonna die so she can get some R_ E_ V_ E_ N_ G_ E on that Golden R-E-T R-I-E-V-E R Who chewed up her brother's face in the fifties... ========================= Do me a ****ing FAVOR Lynn Kill. You retired from industry, and it's long past due that you RETIRE FROM DOG MURDERING. Either train them, rescue them or LEAVE THEM THE **** ALONE YOU DOG MURDERING LITHIUM and ZOLOFT doped up MOTHEReffing MANIAC!! You MURDERED this 35 lb Border Girl because you were taking out REVENGE against the golden who chewed up your idiot brother's face.... BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!! A DOG MURDERER'S VICTIM. Chelsea the Border Collie, MURDERED by LYNN KOSMAKOS, because of FEAR of DOGS, FEAR of insurance rates and LACK of training ability. Tell you what, Lynn Kill_More_Dogs. Your brother's chewed up face is not my problem. You murdering dogs is not going to prevent any kid from getting his face chewed up in the future. Your brother got his face chewed up because either he was terrorizing the dog, or your parents were too ****ing stupid to understand that you have to train dogs how to behave around children. It wasn't the Golden's fault, any more than it was the fault of any of the long list of dogs you have murdered or played a direct part in murdering with your "evaluations" which put the mark of death on their cages. Listen to me you despicable dumb ****ing dog murderer. Don't you _dare_ ever say one word to me or about me ever again with regards to dog training ability. I would have had ZERO problems training this border collie that you MURDERED out of FEAR, IGNORANCE, INCOMPRETENCE, VENGEANCE FIVE MINUTES in FIVE MINUTES and I would have been done rehabbing the dog you killed. Remember Lynn Kosmakos, known dog murderer, confucious say it is best pwactice to let sleeping dogs lie. But he did not say that it is wise to let dog murderers lie, in fact it is better to put them to sleep. But since it's illegal to put down dog murderers such as yourself, this is the next best thing. To expose them. To clean their clocks and put them out to dry. Do not meddle in the affairs of TV personalities Lynn Kill. Do not tilt at Aircraft Carriers from your rickety little row boat. Do not attempt to engage the sharpest mind in the dog game, for the duration will be limited and the outcome not in doubt. I outclass you by orders of magnitude in intelligence, skill artistry and any other metric of human performance. You do NOT want to step to this, Lynn Honey. Now that you have invoked the sharpest mind in the dog game, none other than the ceo of dogtv.com networks, who was happily sleeping, let's have a little more fun, shall we? It's all just theory with no skill until someone gets the experience by doing. That's fine for people like Marshall and Chris who are only interested in the theory and have no desire to gain the skill - I don't have any experience murdering dogs because I can train any dog on the planet with little difficulty and because I'm don't choose to kill dogs based upon future insurance rates. So I'll have to rely on your expertise as a dog murderer, if that's okay? Back to our good friend Doc Marshall Dummer, if we wanted to create a new brand or breed of Jews with the defining characteristic as the total absence of the gene coding for dog training ability, Marshall Dummer and Malinda Whore would be the perfect foundation stock. Unfortunately, Leah would not qualify for such a program, since she: A. Has at least some dog training experience and ability B. has renounced Judaism and accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior. Marshall is the epitome of a dog incompetent panty waisted pinhead who would pee his pants on first sight of a real dog. He'd be calling for his mommy the first minute (and it would be in the first minute) that his idiotic BABBLE (Behavior Analytic Blabbering Blundering & Laboratory Experimentation) failed miserably on a real live dog in the real live world. Unable to control the environment like he does in the Lab, he would be laughably heelpless and would refer the dog to an "expert." Yes, when Marshall's "behavior analysis" borne out of decades worth of rat torture and deprivation and inhumanity in cold, calculated and artificial conditions in a miserable laboratory... when all that learning failed Marshall miserably and instantly, in the arena, in the arena of the real world, with a real live dog, with a free will and spirit, unlike the rat or the dolphin trapped in a tiny box...because of the tiny mind of the researcher and the tiny confines of his tiny experiment... Yes, when all that comes crashing down around Marshall the first time he tries to train a real dog like Kwame Brown, who was found wild on the street http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg Marshall will quickly usher the dog to a "rescue" group or an "expert" And if it was the dog's unlucky day, that "RESCUER" or "expert" would be YOU Lynn Kill. And soonafter the unlucky dog would be DEAD. You are the type of "expert" Lynn Kill, who got into dogs, long ago, because you were afraid of them. Because your brother got his face chewed up by a Golden. Since that day, you have had a vendetta against dogs and you have participated in the murder of dozens if not hundreds of perfectly trainable dogs because of your fear and incompetence. You are a dog's worst enemy, Lynn Kill More Dogs. Most people on Usenet are zombies, trudging through the world in a fog and they slurp up BS coming from the likes of you without thinking. They are taken in by your flowery descriptions of the artistry and the dance of border collies in action. They aren't bright enough to see through the bullshit to the border collie murderer beneath the flowery talk. Charlie Wilkes, no doubt thanks to some herbal essence, is able to see through the fog and haze a little better than most, and he is quickly starting to figure you out. It that the Great Cabal theory again? I'm accountable for what I say and do picture this. A big pile of dog corpses. One of them is a beautiful, flashy, dynamite, titled before the age of three border collie who was looking for a home. But she found you, someone perpetrating a fraud as a dog "rescuer" and now she's dead and rotting in a stinking heap of all the other dogs you've murdered to save yourself from higher insurance rates. You're a wonderful person Lynn Kill. It just warms my heart to hear you talk about dogs. and have no connection what others do. Specific constructive criticism is always welcome. Get the **** out of the Dog Game. Was that specific enough? HTH!!! HAND!!!! michael live... from you know where.com 1 Lazy grouping of unrelated people for general criticism is just whining, and disregarded. Lynn K. |
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