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Dogs, disappointment...and maybe voodoo?
Goo has once again shared some of his amusing beliefs about
reality, by declaring that animals are not capable of simple things which they quite often give every sign of being capable of: __________________________________________________ _______ From: Goo Message-ID: k.net Date: Mon, 04 Jul 2005 15:48:32 GMT No animals anticipate. ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ but he leaves us hanging as always... IF Goo really believes animals are not capable of experiencing anticipation, then what is it that he "thinks" causes animals to behave as if they are very much experiencing anticipation, under conditions which could easily cause feelings of anticipation, if they really are not feeling anticipation? Maybe he thinks it's some sort of voodoo? Goo? Do you think it's voodoo? |
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****wit David Harrison wrote:
Goo Stop using baby talk, ****wit. |
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On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:07:09 GMT, Goo wrote:
David Harrison wrote: Goo? Do you think it's voodoo? Stop using baby talk By that you have confirmed that yes, you do think it's some sort of voodoo or something. |
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On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 10:20:15 GMT, "buglady" wrote:
[...] dog health NG [...] Explain exactly which emotions animals are and are not capable of experiencing. |
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dh@. wrote:
On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:07:09 GMT, Goo wrote: David Harrison wrote: Goo? Stop using baby talk By that you have confirmed that Stop using baby talk, ****wit. |
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HOWEDY dh@,
dh@. wrote: On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 10:20:15 GMT, "buglady" wrote: [...] dog health NG [...] bugF'nNUTS don't think emotions got no bearin on behavior... Explain exactly which emotions animals are and are not capable of experiencing. Dogs are capable of feelin ALL the SAME SAME SAME SAME EMOTIONS as any innocent critter or child can. You're askin LIARS DOG ABUSERS COWARDS and ACTIVE ACUTE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES who JERK CHOKE SHOCK BRIBE CRATE INTIMIDATE SPRAY AVERSIVES in their faces and MURDER dogs they AIN'T GOT the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit (or they WOULDN'T NEED TO HURT and INTIMDIATE them) for advice THEY AIN'T GOT. "A Completely New Model Of Learning"? Naaah. Pavlov Told Us So 100 Years Ago. Sam Corson, Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At UofOH Oxford, That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive Dogs Can Easily And Readily Be Done Using TLC. Tender Loving Care Is At The Root Of The Scientific Management Of Doggies. {) ; ~ ) HOWEDY People! Sam Corson, Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At UofOH Oxford That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive Dogs Can Easily And Readily Be Done Using TLC. Tender Loving Care Is At The Root Of TheScientific Management Of Doggies. Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 09:41:01 -0500 From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." Subject: "time-out" Dan, my own firm hatred of punishment has recently been intensified by meeting The Puppy Wizard, Jerry Howe, whose work with dogs is marvelous. There is a literature on harms caused by time out, and perhaps you'd like to look at http://www.dogydoright.com George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H. "As Sam Corson (Pavlov's last student) demonstrated for nearly 50 years at Ohio University (Oxford, O.) there is no treatment more useful for dogs than tender loving care." George von Hilsheimer, Ph. D., F. R. S. H., Diplomate, Academy of Behavioral Medicine From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." To: Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2005 5:38 PM Subject: Doggy advice Scott, Jerry Howe forwarded me the letter below. I'm glad that you referred negatively to Jerry's habit of CAPITALIZING and HOWEING everything. I personally hate this habit of his. I think it is his way of diluting his authority - IME he is a very modest fellow. However, contrary to your sneer, he is very competent at living with dogs. I thought I'd list a series of actions which I found on the list, folk asking advice on what to do about dogs doing this and that, for example: whining, humping, hunching, pacing, self mutilation - paw licking, side sucking, spinning, prolonged barking, barking at shadows, overstimulated barking, fighting, bullying other dogs, compulsive digging, compulsive scratching, compulsive chewing, frantic behavior, chasing light, chasing shadow, stealing food, digging in garbage can, loosing house (toilet) training. inappropriate fearfulness aggression. The thing that is fascinating to me, as an ethologist who graduated from college 50 years ago and has spent all of the intervening time working with animals (including the human animal), is that you never see any of these behaviors in wild dingoes, jackals, coyotes or wolves, you don't even see these behaviors in hyenas (who aren't dog related). You see these behaviors in human managed animals, especially animals who live with neurotic hysterical humans. As Sam Corson (Pavlov's last student) demonstrated for nearly 50 years at Ohio University (Oxford, O.) there is no treatment more useful for dogs than tender loving care. George von Hilsheimer, Ph. D., F. R. S. H., Diplomate, Academy of Behavioral Medicine LeeCharlesKelley Wrote: From what I've read of Jerry's method it incorporates a completely new model of learning, which is based (in simplest terms) on the idea that all behavior is the result of finding a way to relieve emotional tension. This is true not just for dogs but all animals. You don't believe in the validity of this particular model of learning? You don't think it makes sense? Fine, I guess. But it makes total sense to me. And it made sense to Pavlov, too, though not many people know this. "Postitive emotions arising in connection with the perfection of a skill, irrespective of its pragmatic significance at a given moment, serve as the reinforcement." IOW, emotions, not outside rewards, are what reinforces any behavior. Finn once saw a small mouse come out of a hole atthe base of a tree. Needless to say his prey instinct kicked in BIG TIME and he chased it back into the hole. This was 7 years before he died. Up until the very last time he walked through that section of the park (an hour before he went) he checked the base of that tree. He saw that mouse exactly *once*....he never saw it again. Don't we all have stories like that? Especially those of us with dogs whose prey drives are pretty intense? And there are lots of examples that may not even require the prey drive to be active, just a strong desire to do something: a dog who wants to escape from the back yard will learn how to do it once and never forget it, a dog who wants to jump on the couch or the bed doesn't need any repetitions to "reinforce" or re-learn the behavior. If something is important to a dog, he'll learn how to do it. Once he learns it, he learns it. The trick to getting him to "unlearn" it, is to give him a more emotionally satisfying replacement behavior. With Oscar and the cat, the more satisfying behavior was relating to me instead of the cat. (He's a Lab, with a strong need for social connections, so that was pretty easy.) I've been experimenting recently with Jerry Howe's method of using a sound distraction, then praising the dog, without any physical contact, for 15 seconds. My initial reaction to his technique was that it was silly to keep praising the dog that long. I mean, Jerry's a nut, right? But in every case except one, when I've followed the exercise exactly, I've seen a definite physiological change take place in the dog - - yawning or stretching have been the usual indicators -- and after only a few repetitions, the dog often relaxes, curls up, and goes to sleep! I've tried this on barking, counter-surfing, separation anxiety, even two dogs who live together and fight constantly. I was pretty amazed when I saw this little Boston give up her aggression and start to yawn! It's too early for me to be convinced that it will work every single time with every single dog, or that it will even have a lasting effect on these dogs, but so far I think that it's effective at reducing emotional tension, which, as you know, I believe that all behavior comes from the dog trying to find a way to reduce emotional tension. If you give the dog a replacement behavior that successfully reduces emotional tension, the first behavior will no longer be necessary and the dog will stop doing it. From: "LeeCharlesKelley" - Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:03:38 -0400 Subject: Has anyone read . . Leah: I'm curious now. Are there any of our more experienced and educated trainers (Lynn, Diane, Janet, Belinda, et al) who have heard of this as a viable method? Kelley: Doubtful, since being "educated" in this case means being indocrinated into a total misunderstanding about how a dog's mind actually operates. As I said in my post, everything the experts say about dogs is wrong. If the common folklore was true, what I've been doing wouldn't work at all, ever. And it not only works, it works better than the accepted, prescribed way of doing things. It's good that you're curious, but I wouldn't look to any "educated" trainers for answers, I'd look to your dogs. From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." To: Sent: Friday, November 19, 2004 9:31 AM Subject: How does diagnosis shape treatment? How does diagnosis shape treatment? Nearly every week I have a visit from Jerry Howe, who publicizes himself as The Puppy Wizard. Jerry is a master at behavioral modification of dogs. His fundamental bedrock is the work Pavlov's last student, the late Sam Corson, Ph.D., did at the U of Ohio (at Oxford,O). Sam always pointed out if the dog stopped working for you in the lab, Pavlov and he always took the dog away from the lab, and put him in a loving home and gave him TLC for a couple of months, and then started, very carefully, over again. Jerry believes that reward and constraint focused training is immoral. I've watched him in one short session calm impossible dogs, just about to be murdered (oops "put to sleep") because of their "incorrigibly" violent behavior. Sam was one of the first people to apply amphetamine to hyperactivity (he searched the Middle West for hyperactive dogs); but he never lost sight of the fundamental reality that a dog is not a human, but does respond, doggily, to dog love. You might be surprised to go to B. F. Skinner's "Cumulative Record" and read the essay by Breland and Breland, "The Misbehavior of Organisms". Animals cannot be successfully trained unless the trainer attends to the evolutionary history, the individual's developmental history, and the environmental niche of the animal being trained. Yep, right there in Skinner's last and summary book. Even with behavior mod, you must know the animal. snip Dogs or little boys, you have to know the individual history, and the nature of he disorder. Dr. Von PS if you are interested in dogs, then take a look at Jerry's work, INTRO TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING MANUAL George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D. F.R.S.H. Several years ago one of my old students telephoned to me and asked me what I knew about Doggie Do Right, a device to cause your neighbor's dog to stop barking. I had not heard of the device, nor its inventor, Jerry Howe, but I telephoned, read his website, and told my graduate that I thought the device was worth a trial - indeed I shut up the dogs in my neighborhood by turning on Jerry's supersonic device. After all we all know that dogs respond to whistles humans cannot hear, so why not respond to "attaboy" sounds which humans cannot hear. My student lived far from my Florida homestead, so he tried it on the three incredibly savage, hyperactive and noisy dogs who lived behind a tall fence just 3 feet back of his bedroom. Hot rats! The device worked, Andy got his sleep and I didn't think much of the matter again. A few months ago I had new neighbors on each side of my house, four of them, all with noisy unshuttupable dogs. Argh! So I foned Andrew in Virgina, received the intelligence that his neighbors dogs were still quiet, and then I foned Jerry Howe, the inventor of Doggie Do Right, who came to visit me. Merlin walked into my office. Jerry is a slender fellow with a belly button lenghth grey beard tapering down his chest. I liked him immediately, and I applied his instrument to the neighborhood again which again became silent. It occured to me that if this ultrasonic field worked with dogs that we ought at least to ask the question, what happens to humans in range of the device??? I asked Jerry to give me a list of customers and began inquiring among them. One thing became immediately evident. The Doggie Do Right not only shuts up your neighbors' dogs, it calms and modifies your husband's behavior. Holey Moley, Captain Marvel, this device has major potential. In the meantime Jerry gave me a copy of his Wits End Dog Training Manual. I was delighted. He also introduced me to the world of professional dog trainers some of whom even have Ph.D.s in psychology. This was not such a delight as it appeared that none of these luminaries had actually read Skinner, Lazarus or other fountains of wisdom in psychology. Indeed, it seemed as though they knew very little about the laws of behavior at all! Punishment and confrontation seemed to be their major stock in trade. Well, if you go to my website, www.drbiofeedback.com you can read of the career of Sam Corson, I.P. Pavlov's last student. Sam demonstrated that rehabilitation of hyperactive dogs can easily and readily be done using TLC, tender loving care is at the root of the scientific management of doggies. Pavlov told us so 100 years ago. So what are these degreed morons doing punishing dogs, and shouting "NO" into their doggie faces? If you pick up B.F.Skinner's last book, CUMULATIVE RECORD, included in it is an essay by Keller Breland and Maryann Breland entitled THE MISBEHAVIOR OF ORGANISMS. Skinner deliberately included his students' chapter to emphasize that you cannot manage the behavior of animals unless you take into consideration 1. the animal's evolutionary niche (who is the animal?); 2. the animal's personal history (who is the animal?) and 3, the instinctive repetoire of the animal (who is the animal?) and 4. the personality of the animal (who is the animal?). The Brelands moved far from the white rat. "Thirty-eight species, totaling over 6,000 individual animals, have been conditioned, and we have dared to tackle such unlikely subjects as reindeer, cockatoos, raccoons, porpoises, and whales." Jerry Howe spends most of his times with dogs, but he has learned Pavlov's lesson well. Dogs are individuals, they are individual DOGS, and they respond most directly and immediately to love and tender loving care. Read with pleasure, and then go love your dog. George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H. Who's Who Honoree since 1983 From: TooCool ) The Puppy Wizard's Wits End Training Method I have studied canine behavior and dog training for years. I have a huge library that covers every system of training. The Puppy Wizard's (Jerry Howe's) Wits' End Training Method is by far the most scientific, the most advanced, the kindest, the quickest and the most effective training method yet discovered. It is not an assortment of training tips and tricks; it is a logically consistent system. Every behavior problem and every obedience skill is treated in the same logically consistent manner. Please study his manual carefully. Please endeavor to understand the basis of his system and please follow his directions exactly. His manual is a masterpiece. It is dense with theory, with explanation, with detailed descriptions about why behavior problems occur and how their solution should be approached. One should not pick and choose from among his methods based upon what you personally like or dislike. His is not a bag of tricks but a complete and integrated system for not only training a dog but for raising a loving companion. When I once said to Jerry that his system creates for you the dog of your dreams, his response was that it produces for your dog the owner of his dreams. You see, Jerry has discovered that if you are gentle with your dog then he will be gentle with you, if you praise your dog every time he looks at you, then you will become the center of your dogs world, if you use Jerry's sound distraction with praise, then it takes just minutes-sometimes merely seconds-to train your dog to not misbehave (even in your absence) (Just 15 seconds this morning to train my 10 week old puppy to lie quietly and let me clip his nails). Using Jerry's scientific method (sound distraction / praise / alteration / variation) it takes just minutes to train you dog to respond to your commands. What a pleasure it was for me to see my 6 week old puppy running as fast has his wobbly little legs would carry him in response to my recall command-and he comes running every time I call no matter where we are or what he is doing. At ten weeks old now, my puppy never strains upon his leash thanks to Jerry's hot & cold exercises and his Family Pack Leadership exercises. Jerry has discovered that if you scold your dog, if you scream at him, if you intimidate him, if you hurt him, if you force him then his natural response is to oppose you. Is Jerry a nut? It doesn't make any difference to me whether he is or not. It is a logical fallacy to judge a person's ideas based upon their personality. As far as dogs are concerned, Jerry wears his heart upon his sleeve. It touches him deeply when he hears of trainers forcing, intimidating, scolding or hurting dogs. More than that, he knows that force is not effective and that it will certainly lead to behavior problems; sometime problems so severe that people put their dogs down because of those problems. I believe that it is natural for humans to want to control their dog by force. Jerry knows this too. We have all been at our wits' end, haven't we? Dogs have a natural tendency to mimic. In scientific literature it is referred to allelomimetic behavior. Dogs respond in like kind to force; they respond in like kind to praise. Don't bribe your dog with treats; give him what he wants most-your kind attention. Give him your praise. You will be astonished at how your dog 's anxiety will dissipate and how their behavior problems will dissipate along with their anxiety. Treat Jerry Howe's (The Puppy Wizard) Wits' End Training Method as a scientific principle just as you would the law of gravity and you will have astounding success. Dog behavior is just as scientific as is gravity. If you follow Jerry's puppy rules you will get a sweet little Magwai; if you don't you will surely get a little gremlin (anyone see The Gremlins?). --Larry "TooCool" wrote in message news: a2_Mc.882$Bc1.__BEGIN_MASK_n#9g02mG7!__...__END_MA ... "Learning Theory"-An Insult to Canines Classical and operant conditioning is founded in what is termed "learning theory". The four rudimentary rules of "learning theory" a Something Good can start or be presented, so behavior increases = Positive Reinforcement (R) Something Good can end or be taken away, so behavior decreases = Negative Punishment (P-) Something Bad can start or be presented, so behavior decreases = Positive Punishment (P) Something Bad can end or be taken away, so behavior increases = Negative Reinforcement (R-) Proponents of "learning theory" believe that no learning can take place without reinforcement or punishment either positive or negative. That is why they employ treats and force. "Learning theory" is a flawed concept for evolutionarily advanced species. Advanced species learn without any external motivation. They are not automatons that merely respond to stimuli. Their evolutionary survival has endowed them with self motivated learning behavior. Canines, in particular, are curious, they love to learn and they exhibit pride in what they have learned. They think-they figure things out. They can invent games to play. They can invent behaviors to drive you crazy. They have emotions-they can be humorous and they can be vindictive-their feelings can be hurt. They can suffer terribly if you don't treat them with respect. They actively seek their environment for new things to learn. They also learn from watching other animals and humans and they mimic their behavior (in the scientific literature this is termed allelomimetic behavior). It is an insult to the intelligence of dogs and to their owners to employ operant conditioning (clicker training). Dogs are not B. F. Skinner robots whose only capacity to learn stems from the four rules of "learning theory". Canines deserve treatment and training that is tailored to their nature. You can literally ruin your dog if your treatment and training does not respect their nature. Please study the Puppy Wizard's Wits' End Training Method. It is the only available method, of which I am aware, that is based upon the true nature of canines. In his system, praise is not used as a reinforcement or motivator, i. e., dogs are not asked to work for praise. --Larry "TooCool" wrote in message news: Planarians are primitive, free-living, flat bodied, freshwater creatures. They can be conditioned to respond to stimuli, display the ability to master a two-choice maze, and can transfer the memory of training from one individual to another by feeding a ground up planarian to another one. It is this primitive level of learning that "Learning Theory" and operant conditioning addresses. Operant conditioning does not rely upon an animal's ability to think. It operates upon a primitive (nervous system) level for animals in general, regardless of the level of their brain development. When you train a dog using clicker training, you are training a mindless reaction to your clicker / reinforcement. Your dog is not learning an idea-he is learning a conditioned reflex. He will perform just like a robot when you give the signal-he can't help it. It has also been shown that when you later withdraw your reinforcement that it will induce stress which will lead to behavior problems-often quite severe. Learning in humans is conceptual. "Learning theory" plays absolutely no part in human learning. Humans do not learn through a process of gaining some reinforcement or avoiding some pain. They study their environment, they form concepts, they learn logic (in order to separate truth from falsity) and using reasoning they attempt to integrate all of their knowledge without contradiction. If humans seem to respond to some reinforcement or to avoid some pain, it is because they have consciously evaluated the various alternatives and have made a reasoned choice--that is not a conditioned behavior and it is not an application of "Learning Theory". Canines are not conceptual animals, but they do possess the ability to think. Their thinking powers are different both in kind and in degree from humans. That is why it is so important to learn their nature in order to train them successfully. Operant conditioning operates at a primitive, nervous system level. It does not take advantage of a dog's ability to think-only his ability to be conditioned. The act of subverting his nature as a thinking creature causes stress and anxiety which can in turn produce behavior problems. Please study the Puppy Wizard's Wits' End Training Method. It is consonant with the nature of a thinking dog. It will not induce stress and anxiety and no behavior problems will result. --Larry Death Producing Ulcers: "Emotional Influences On Health & Behavior" Dr. George Von Hilsheimer Emotional Influences On Behavior Illness is directly related to depression and lack of adjustment, particularly to a new environment (Parens, McConville & Kaplan, 1966). A WIDE RANGE of PSYCHOSOMATIC or CORTICOVISCERAL DIS-EASES was surveyed by Wittkower (1965) to demonstrate the enormous importance of emotional factors in general health. Interview findings of emotional material (recently experienced hopelessness) pryor to biological examinations correctly identified 11 out of 19 with cervical cancer, and 25 of 32 who were cancer free even though psychological tests failed to discriminate these groups (Schmale & Iker, 1966) 150 lung cancer patients showed significantly constricted expression of emotions. The had fewer childhood behavior problems, and lower neuroticism score than their cancer free controls. Heavy cigarette smokers who DO NOT INHALE are more apt to have LUNG CANCER. They, too, show LOWER neuroticism scores. Among heavy cigarette smokers poor emotional expression is as highly related to cancer as urban residence and is more important than a chronic cough or an air polluted environment (Kissen, 1966). A ten year observation of all the women who developed cancer in an isolated pupulation of 2,550 showed that they tended to be unstable or sub stable personalities characterized by melancholy and extraversion, especially marked with those of an undecided body build (Hagll, 1966). Personality dynamics effect both the development of cancer and it's SITE. Cancer may result from what appears to be a failure to grow-- somatically, behaviorally and psychologically (Grinker, 1966). In 109 cases leukemia and lymphoma were associated with a number of losses or separations and with feelings of sadness, anxiety, anger or hopelessness. The PRIMARY FACTOR seems to be the shame and hopelessness of running out of psychological resources (Green, 1966). Cervical cancer patients are less emotionally responsive, more isolative, and less frequently diagnosed as having clinical neuroses than cancer free patients. There is NO CLEAR DIFFERENCE in their FEELINGS and ATTITUDES toward coitus (Rotkin, Qunk, & Couchman, 1965). Schmidt (1966) surveyed nearly 100 studies of behaviorally induced DIS-EASE in animals CONFIRMING and EXTENDING the DATA on PEOPLE. Behaviorally induced DIS-EASES tend to fall into two groups; (1) Hysteriform problems, which INCLUDE HYSTERICAL SEIZURES and FORMS of AGGRESSION as well as collective panic and epilepsies; (2) organic modifications, including functional difficulties and lesions affecting gastro intestinal, cardio vascular, respiratory, sexual, endocrine, skin, urinary, and neuro muscular systems. It is INTERESTING, and SLIGHTLY HORRIFYING, to note that the ONLY SCIENTIFIC RELEVANCE of the standard six hour school day that I have been able to detect in research is that Sawrey and Weisz quite by accident found that six hours on and six hour off of "EXECUTIVE BEHAVIOR" in monkeys was the ONLY TIME STRUCTURE that INDUCED DEATH PRODUCING ULCERS. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. -Arthur Schopenhauer "Thank you for fighting the fine fight-- even tho it's a hopeless task, in this system of things. As long as man is ruling man, there will be animals (and humans!) abused and neglected. :-( Your student," Juanita. "If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow," John Wayne. The Amazing Puppy Wizard. {} ; ~ ) |
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HOWEDY dh@,
dh@. wrote: On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:07:09 GMT, Goo wrote: David Harrison wrote: Goo? Do you think it's voodoo? Stop using baby talk Seems David can't even SPELL GOO. By that you have confirmed that yes, you do think it's some sort of voodoo or something. What would a BABY know abHOWET VooDouin? Some Mumbo Jumbo To Crow About HOWEDY voodoo, "voodoo" wrote in message ... "Jerry Howe" wrote in message news "ThePsychic" wrote in message ... "The Puppy Wizard" wrote in message ... snip SNIP. That's HOWE its DONE. What an annoying blowhard little prick you are. Annoying??? Naaah, you're SPOILED. You got no idea HOWE annoying The Puppy Wizard IS. why's he/she spoiled? PUNK THUG CAN'T HANDLE PAIN OR MAGICK... "Jerry Howe" wrote in message ... Hello Mojo2112, "mojo2112" wrote in message news Well jerry I too agree with all of these posts... EXCELLENT, thank you. Please tell your friends. your manual works wonders.... You mean it works like MAGICK? thanks Thank you Mojo. Just ask if you need any FREE help. Hey? I got me a mojo too...: From: "Mike Dufort" To: "Jerry Howe" Sent: Saturday, September 22, 2001 10:51 AM Subject: Why Am I Doing this? Hello mikey, Nice try...still no success though... Wanna bet? Didn't I tell you to go $#!T in your hat three or four posts ago today mikey??? You keep forgetting that I could care less. If I'm not bothering you, HOWE COME you posted to me a half dozen times already just today? You've posted twenty emails in one day to ME, mikey. But I'll give ya an A for effort! Shove it. Jerry don't work for no damned points. You gonna raise that handsome kid of yours to grow up to think and act just like you??? Shameful, mikey. j:-( Hey - I need your advice, actually. NO SWEAT! I told you if there's anything you want to learn, just ask me mikey. I told you I hold no malice. I'm at your disposal. HOWE, may I serve YOU? I've engineered (well, my pixies have) Pixies? Uh, huh!!! I think I see your problem already, good buddy. They got a tough freakin union boy, I'll tell you. That's why I rely on Elves, mikey. I wouldn't have a union shop because Jerry takes care of his own, like I'm helpin you out right now, good buddy. But to each his own. I suppose a secure union shop would be important for someone like yourself who can't think outside of the box (no pun intended) and needs to rely on folks like the BBB and unions to direct their affairs and speak for them like candace does here, cause you can't think or act for yourself, good buddy. But to each his own, as I said. I ain't anti union or bbb organizations and the like, but working on my own means I'm only responsible to myself, and my people and dogs always come first to me, good buddy. a device that will prevent a person from ever getting sick. A bissel maazzle, boichik! L'chaiym! WONDERFUL! That's really something to crow about ain't it, mikey? I was just reading a university study talking about the rhythmical purring of the Kat being a possible important contributory factor in promoting healing. That purrrrrr sounds a lot like my machine, in some regards. Perhaps I'll discover NEW benefits to my DDR, kind along the same lines as your Pixie's discoveries? WE could be cut of the same cloth, eh good buddy!?!?!!! Wouldn't that be preferable to being known as that Thug who suckled the same soured teat with ed w of pet loss dot CON? I can't tell you exactly HOWE it works, Of course not, that would be proprietary information which I'd never even consider asking you about particularly as my own endeavors so closely parallel your discoveries, evidentially. HOWE lucky you are, my fine friend! but I can tell you it works like MAGICK. Well now you're talking my lingo good buddy; Creole. The truth be known, I got my DDR off of that Witch Doctor in Haiti who cured me of the curse a "scorned" girlfriend's "witch doctor" aunt put on me for dissin the bitch. You know HOWE it goes good buddy when women go stark ravin absolutely wildly crazy out of their minds in love with you and you can't shake 'm loose no matter HOWE hard you try? Well, perhaps you DON'T know HOWE it goes, so I'll tell ya HOWE it is, mikey. I was walking down a busy street in the poor part of town after a late dinner one nite, when some folks recognized me from a big funeral party I'd attended earlier that week for some big shot who'd **** the bed on us... and they invited me to join them on their front steps, for a drink. While chit chatting with my new found friends, one of them told me that if I stick around for a bit, our host would be performing some MAGICK, and he'd give me a spell, if I desired. So, not believing much in MAGICK way back then, I figured I'd check it out just to see if I could find out what's up his sleeves. Well, there weren't nuthin up his sleeves, good buddy. He wasn't one of them tourist witch doctors who rips folks off from the tour boats with a "show." This guy was a REAL country Witch Doctor. Down there when you practice MAGICK you can go to jail if you fail to perform your spells, mikey. They'll charge you with malpractice and the judge might throw you in the slammer for five or six years for rippin folks off for their Blue Cross benefits. Our host came out with seven small bottles of MAGICK SAND and laid them out in front of me in a row and whupped out a handkerchief with an ancient arrowhead wrapped inside, took it out, told me to extend my right arm palm up, and he laid the ancient arrowhead in the middle of my palm, the still sharp tip pointing back at me. He made some Mumbo F'n Jumbo as he took some MAGICK Sand from each MAGICK bottle and mixed them all together in the handkerchief. He carefully poured a line of Seven Magic Sands down the inside of my forearm, round and round and round in my palm making his Loa over the arrowhead, and ran a line of Seven Magic Sands across my palm to make his Magnificent Loa Cross in the palm of my hand, over the ancient arrowhead. And then he took out something that smelled like cheap cologne, and sprinkled a healthy dose of it on the sand in my palm over his Loa over the ancient arrowhead. Then he made some moore Mumbo Jumbo and and asked me what did I WANT? Me? He wasn't granting anyone else his MAGICK that beautiful tropical evening mikey. He had come to town ONLY to meet me mikey, because he'd heard through the drums that I was suffering a CURSE from my angry former lover's evil aunt. What did I want at that moment besides wanting to get the HEEL OUTTA THERE, Fe Vite!!!???!!!, mikey? I didn't want NOTHIN Man, I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't lookin for no damned MAGICK! HEEL, I was livin with devout Baptists! I didn't even believe in Mumbo Freakin Jumbo back then mikey, I was so freakin cocky, ignorant, and naive. But he was serious and "things" was startin to getting really eerie mikey, the bustling street was now empty and deathly silent, but you could feel and see EYES WATCHING US, mikey. And ALL OF A SUDDEN, I realized this weren't no damned joke. All's I really really really wanted at that point was another hit off of his 180 proof moonshine rum and some serious butt. He believed he could give me ANYTHING I asked for. My other associate hurriedly advised me we were blessed with the presence of a truly powerful Houngoun, and he was performing an especially potent ceremony ONLY on my behalf, knowing who I was and that I was in their poor but beautiful country only to give of my talents to help the sick and the poor and asked for myself nothing in return. At that moment I KNEW this big black Bokor had traveled several days across the countryside just to meet ME, and he was DEAD SERIOUS. Yeah, I was kinda a legend there too mikey kinda a la "the drums speak," advising people of my every activities, announcing my arrivals before I arrived anywhere in the country no matter HOWE I traveled. Working as assistant to the doctor of a renowned missionary hospital in the "outback" whom I volunteered to help during a malaria outbreak brought me tons of respect from everyone I met everywhere, everywhere, everywhere I went. I met people who'd NEVER seen a white man mikey, come out of the bush and say in almost perfect English "Hello Mr. Jerry, my friend me!" Even on my birthday, while sittin alone in a little empty restaurant, a travelling band walked in the door, and without sayin BOO, approached my table, started playin "Happy Birthday To You" in perfect English, no doubt the ONLY English they knew! HOWE did THEY know it was my birthday? NOBODY knew but ME, and here I was, sittin all alone, facing an impromptu SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY, just me, the waitress, and this Mystical travelling band. You'da thunk I was freaking Albert Swietzer or somethin they way them grateful *******s treated me!!! Yeah, I even trained a few dogs there too, mikey. After the missionary hospital work I continued my volunteer work in a reforestation project to fight erosion which a five year drought had brought, and washed everything down the mountainsides when the torrential rains finally came, bringing with it the malaria while taking away the few scraps of dying corn and beans that was fighting to survive the drought. The drums truly do speak, mikey. They communicate all over the country, one VooDoun practitioner to the next, mountain top to mountain top, till the message is delivered with the accuracy of Sprint Microwaves. They can even transfer GOLD through their drums, mikey, just like Western Freakin Union. This guy KNEW me, mikey. He'd been following my progress through the countryside for months, and came to town this day JUST to meet ME, mikey. So, to get back to my Hounghan. He asks me for three wishes. I had been ill for a couple of weeks, and nothing would fix it. Ooooh, I was sick and hurt and nearly broke, mikey. I'd finished my work with the Bon Samaritan Missionary Hospital, and the reforestation project was rolling, and now I needed new work, new housing, and most importantly mikey and as G-d is my Judge, I needed some NEW PU$$Y, BIG TIME!!! Well, he told me to rub the Seven MAGICK Sands and that ancient arrow head and what I can only describe as that cheap cologne on my forehead, under my arms, and anywhere I felt sick or hurt. I followed the doctors orders, I did as prescribed. Within three days my health had returned COMPLETELY mikey. And before the week was out I wrangled myself a job training horses and mountain boys to work them. I had housing, maid service and all my meals for FREE. And there was a contract and $1000.00 DOLLARS in hip national, as front money. Man oh man, I was about sittin on top of the world now, when just a few days before I was sick and lame and counting my pennies planning to return stateside in a few days when I ran out of cob, the countries smallest denomination of money. I could live well on three bucks a day there, mikey. So mikey, where am I going with all this, good buddy? I had been granted three wishes mikey. So I asked for good health and good fortune, in a country where those are scarce. I only took two wishes, mikey, and they were granted tout suite. The third wish, I had refused, mikey. I told him I would be satisfied with only those two wishes. I told him I'd leave my last wish for someone less fortunate than myself, mikey. I'm a simple, reserved, unpretentious man mikey. I don't need THINGS like you do to be happy, mikey. I only wanted to be able to live in peace and help others do likewise, mikey. Kinda like that little dog Symphony, mikey. You remember Symphony, don't you mikey? I told Dr. Mumbo Big F'n Jumbo I'd leave my third wish up to the confidence and judgement of this magnificent, powerful, Bokor. They LOVE being flattered like that mikey, ESPECIALLY by a white man speaking en Creole. That's what they respect mikey, folks who care and love them enough to learn HOWE to communicate with their uneducated People in their unwritten language. "Parlez Franciaise pas di le spirit pou ca." "To speak French is NOT a sign of cleverness." When I returned to the states a few months later, unbeknownst to me his MAGICK began to work my third wish, mikey, the third wish I'd never asked for because with good health and good fortune I can make my own DESTINY mikey, I didn't need to be greedy. I left that third wish for another, less fortunate soul, or for whomever or whatever my new found friend Doctor Mumbo Big Jumbo desired to do with the fruit of his Seven MAGICK Sands, the ancient arrowhead, and that gawedafull "cheap cologne." NO mikey, I'd never asked him for any MAGICK BLACK BOX that mystical nite. But that's pretty close to what my third wish woulda been, that I'd train ANY dog or any lady to WANT to do every thing I ask. No mikey, I never did ask him for a MAGICK BLACK BOX that trains ANY dog for me from thousands of miles away, kinda like HOWE he learned about me through the constant beating of those jungle Voo Doo Drums, much the same as my wonderful Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did Too) machine DOES TODAY mikey, courtesy of this benevolent phantom Mumbo Big F'n Jumbo Witch Doctor, who refused to even accept payment for his PRIVATE VooDoun Ceremony he'd traveled for days across the country to perform for me in gratitude for helping his People mikey, through my missionary and reforestation work and the LIFE I was GIVING them. How do I start going about duping people into believing this? Oh, you want me to teach you about conning folks into buying your marvelous Pixie machine? Sure mikey, NO SWEAT. First, you gotts to come up with a catchy name, something like Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did Too). And then you gotts to set a price under a hundred bucks, so your stooges can afford it. And then you gotta GUARANTEE IT FOREVER like my Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did Too) machine, and give a FREE two year repair/replace warranty including PAID return postage. That way you can lull them into a sense of confidence that if your magic pixie stuff don't work for them, it ain't gonna cost 'em even one cent, JUST LIKE Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did Too) and L.L. Bean promises. And then you've got to find some folks to BUY IT mikey. And then they got to try it and like it and write to the dog news groups where folks like you and ed w of pet loss dot CON are certain to fall in love with this wonderful machine that rehabilitates almost all dog behavior problems and saves dogs' lives, mikey. After all, who wouldn't want a little MAGICK BLACK BOX for their own dogs, once they tell you HOWE effective THEIR little MAGICK BLACK BOX worked for THEIR critters? But we don't want just ordinary people who can be duped, mikey. We want to find folks who KNOW animals and LOVE animals and have tried successfully and UNSUCCESSFULLY to train their dogs using conventional methods, mikey. Folks like Margaret Hoffman, a customer I'd never known from freakin Adam till she bought my Doggy Do Right (Before it was And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did Too). I agreed to meet her because there was no Doggy Do Right machines available for her and Chelsea, I was temporarily out of stock due to a worldwide shortage of chips. Margaret had a multitude of difficulties and a short time to get there, so I helped her out for FREE, mikey. All Wits' End Dog Training is always FREE, mikey. That's something I've always wanted to be able to do, mikey. And now I'm doin it. Then mikey, you need a few People like Elaine McClung, director of several rescues and shelters and is the County Commissioner of Critters. You've read her posts mikey, do you doubt them? Don't get mad at me, Punch this - http://www.spacecats.com and get the contact info for their secretary or call their hot line and write them and verify me LIKE DAHL did when she spoke to Elaine herself. Why don't you contact Desiree Webber through them? Or you could just ask dahl, she knows... And THEN mikey, you need to find folks who freaking HATE dogs because their neighbor's dogs are causing them a nervous breakdown and they're fixing to take a job outside of their home to escape the constant barking from a dog five hundred feet away. And it did work, because my Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will Too) machine is at least 98% effective if you follow the instructions and ask me if you have difficulty. That's Pam Graves I'm talking about mikey. She's posted to the group through me so you bums can't harass her with computer viruses and phone calls at two a.m. But the right people can contact her directly through me in the event it's necessary to prove her claim, good buddy. I won't expose any of my good Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A ROOSTER Did Too) owners to vulgar dog abusing Thugs like you and ed w of petloss dot CON or professor lying doc "scruff shake" dermer, mikey. My people don't deserve the likes of you bums harassing them. That's what I got from your pal freaky frantik fraudreck of sit means sit net radio... and ed w of pet loss dot CON. But that won't last long, mikey. Wanna know HOWE COME? I'll freakin tell ya HOWE COME, mikey. During the past couple years I've been working my ass off figuring out HOWE to IDIOT PROOF my Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will Too) so even fraudreck or dahl couldn't louse it up, and now that's been done and written and is in engineering at this moment. And I've got a few moore new MAGICK BLACK BOX applications coming, mikey. For example mikey, I got a machine that can train a man and a dog who've NEVER had a lesson, have never met, don't even know each other, to come, heel, stay, and return to heel and be ready to start on sit and down on their second lesson, in about ONE HOUR mikey. WITH NO STUDY. Automatically, just listen to me and follow the audio instruction, no harder than walking and chewing gum. Hmmm... Maybe our "experts" won't be able to use it after all... O.K., except for you and our pals here, I've idiot proofed DOG TRAINING, mikey. You'll love it mikey cause you don't got to know squat, except to use my Doggy Do Right Trainer In Your Head machine. Just give it a voice sample, and in a few minutes you'll be ready to even give the little doggy A NEW NAME, and ERASE is old name, as I recommend for certain situations. Without NEVER studying HOWE, mikey. IOW, I've eliminated even the need for a training manual, mikey.... j;~} BUT even THAT STILL ain't enough for me, good buddy. What I REALLY REALLY REALLY needed was a few folks who've got shy and spooky and aggressive dogs and dogs working in therapy programs because my machine has improved their pet's sense of CONFIDENCE and COMFORT, and my wondrous machine made THAT possible for them, mikey. One of my Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will Too) people's dog's visits 100 old people in a nursing home several days a week. The dog was FORMERLY so spooky she'd freak out on the overhead fans and on the ghostly echo's of the hallways. They're all very grateful Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will Too) made this little dog possible for some old and autistic folks, mikey. She got one lady to speak for the first time in years since her alzhiemers got so bad she didn't know what her own name was. And you wanna know what ELSE mikey? She's improved, she recognizes PEOPLE now and talks a bit. My team has bettered the quality of this poor old lady's miserable life because of that nice man and his wonderful little dog mikey, thanks to Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did Too) machine. What more could a uneducated, **** kicking, shade tree dog trainer like me want, mikey? You know me mikey. I won't settle for second best when it comes to my critters and animal welfare, mikey. I want it all. I wanted my MAGICK BLACK BOX to train BIRDIES, MIKEY. They're about the hardest animal to train so I've heard, wouldn't you agree, mikey? And that's when a man called me up and asked if my Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will Too) could break his neighbor's rooster from crowing every 45 seconds from 5 a.m. till 11 a.m. Constant cockadoodle doo. And it wasn't even his birdie so he couldn't even make fricassee. But I love roosters, mikey. I'd NEVER want to hurt a rooster, mikey. I traveled to six different chicken farms, took me all day lookin for just that one right rooster for MY home, mikey. I love listening to them call in the morning, don't you mikey? But every 45 seconds is a bit much even for my temperament and I can withstand ALMOST anything mikey, I'm freakin bulletproof, and you know that too, good buddy. That bird WAS FRANTIC, mikey. That's NOT NORMAL rooster behavior. That bird was aggressively calling to competitor roosters, mikey and he was HOT. He wasn't HAPPY, mikey. He was angry and scared. Well, we cooled his jets, mikey. The bird only crows about once an hour NOW mikey, and that's tolerable and natural and normal and expected and beautiful to listen to, kinda like that old grandma's clock you busted when you was a little pants crapper mikey. Any hints on how to fool people that it actually works? Oh, you're talking about human health? Forget it. You've got to start with DOG STUDIES to get past the fda approval thing first, before you can even think of trying to sell it for people... as I've done. Thanks! Yeah mikey, my machine adjusted a little differently can cure hyperactivity in kids, and I've got other learning programs to piggy back on it as well..., when the time is right. The BIOSOUND Scientific Elves have been working overtime, mikey. Know why, mikey? Cause they LOVE helping dogs and enabling people and their dogs to enrich their LIVES together, mikey. That's why I'm willing to blow a sale to get someone into studying my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual, mikey. That costs me three of four sales a week sometimes, because I tell them they can address all of their dog behavior problems using the techniques in my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual, mikey. Know why, mikey? Jerry wants PEOPLE to treat their dogs properly mikey. Jerry don't hurt and KILL dogs to train them like you and your pals do, mikey. All's I've been doing is compiling hundreds of satisfied customers, earning an exemplary business reputation, and establishing perfect credit in order to manufacture MILLIONS of Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A ROOSTER Did Too) machines BEFORE I even mention that with some modifications there's hope for it's application in children and ADULTS suffering from adhd, GOOD BUDDY. And you KNOW me man. I'VE ALREADY TESTED IT OUT. My modified machine works to calm hyperactivity in people too, mikey. And yeah, I'm sittin on top of the world. Feel free to repost this, if you LIKE, mikey. TPW;~} |
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dh@. wrote: On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:07:09 GMT, Goo wrote: David Harrison wrote: Goo? Do you think it's voodoo? Stop using baby talk By that you have confirmed that yes, you do think it's some sort of voodoo or something. You gotta know HOWE to Doo your VooDoo SPELLIN, dh@. HOWE To Train Dogs Like Freakin MAGICK "voodoo" wrote in message ... "Jerry Howe" wrote in message ... HOWEDY VOO DOO, "voodoo" wrote in message ... "Jerry Howe" wrote in message news "ThePsychic" wrote in message ... "The Puppy Wizard" wrote in message ... snip What an annoying blowhard little prick you are. Naaah, you're SPOILED. You got no idea HOWE annoying The Puppy Wizard IS. why's he/she spoiled? PUNK THUG CAN'T HANDLE PAIN OR MAGICK... you sir are a master trole. OR A MASTER MAGICIAN. Sorry Voo Doo... you must be lookin for someWON else, we only got Elves and Magicians here abHOWETS. BWEAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!! HOWEDY People, Here's HOWE to train dogs like freaking MAGICK: Supplies: Holy Altar With Human Skull. Cauldron Seven Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Seven Holy Bottles Seven Magick Sands Seven Holy Spirit Herbs Seven bottles 180 proof Holy Voo Doo Water Three Ounces Ground Holy Maize For Creating Loa Three Holy Voo Doo Drummers Three Holy Voo Doo Horn Blowers Three Holy Voo Doo Tambourine Dancers Three Holy Tables For Dice And Card Gambling Three Holy Voo Doo Cigars Three ounces Holy Voo Doo Coffee One Holy Voo Doo Live Sacrificial Chicken, Goat, Bull, or Human Child (Note: Power Of Spell Is Proportionate To Size And Value Of Sacrifice) Concession Stand Two Copies Of Your FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual INSTRUCTIONS: Light Holy Voo Doo Cigar and blow Holy Smokes around base of and inside cauldron. Start fire under cauldron. Begin chanting while blowing Holy Smokes on and abHOWET Holy Altar while drawing Loa in front of Holy Altar. When Loa is done, blow Holy Smokes to Loa. Place Seven Holy Spirit Herbs in cauldron and blow Holy Smokes to Spirit Herbs while chanting. Carefully place opened Seven Bottles Holy MAGICK Sands in front of cauldron. Blow Holy Smokes to Seven Bottles Holy MAGICK Sands while chanting and dancing. Signal Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers, Holy Voo Doo Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards to shake em up. Blow Holy Smokes to Holy Voo Doo Dancers, Holy Voo Doo Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards. Start serving Seven Bottles 180 Proof Holy Water while chanting and dancing and blowing Holy Smokes on and abHOWET Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers. Return to stir cauldron. Spit Holy Water in fire. Blow Holy Smokes on fire and in and abHOWET cauldron. Return to Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Drummers and Blowhard and spit Holy Water and blow Holy Smokes on and abHOWET them while chanting and dancing. Return to Holy Altar and begin reading your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method manual. Intermittently return to stir cauldron and blow Holy Smokes in and abHOWET cauldron and fire. Spit Holy Water on fire, while serving Seven Bottles Holy Water and blowing Holy Smokes and spitting Holy Water all arHOWEND. Alternately return to study and blow Holy Smokes at and spit Holy Water on manual, being SHORE to reserve enough Holy Water for the hair of the dog the next morning. Ceremony should last at least three hours, four is better. After Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Holy Voo Doo Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards expire, blow Holy Smokes on and abHOWET them and send everyWON back to their HOWESES. Release Holy Voo Doo Sacrifice, that's barbaric. Bathe in cauldron while studying manual while blowing Holy Smokes and spitting Holy Water on and abHOWET your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. Catch a couple hours shut eye. Immediately upon awakening, thank GOD you're still alive and take hair of dog and make coffee. Study your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual while having coffee. Then you're ready to start. Follow the instructions in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual and TRAIN YOUR DOG NEARLY INSTANTLY. IT WORKS LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK, ONLY BETTER. Ask The Puppy Wizard if you need any additional FREE heelp. The Puppy Wizard. {}TPW; ~ ] Thank you, Jerry Howe, Director of Research, BIOSOUND Scientific Director of Training, Wits' End Dog Training 1611 24th St Orlando, FL 32805 Phone: 1-407-425-5092 The Puppy Wizard. {}TPW; - ) ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES? ,-._,-, V)"(V (_o_) Have a great day! / V) (l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. {}YPW; ~ } oo-oo shelly http://home.bluemarble.net/~sc ouvrette http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com/ http://letters-to-esther.blogs pot.com/ (updated 4/3/05) "A Dog Is A Dog As A Kat Is A Kat As A Birdie Is A Birdie As A Child Is A Child As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES. ALL Critters Only Respond In PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment Which We Create For Them. ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING. In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS. "If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk With You And You Will Know Each Other. If You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear. What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George, adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the few regulars here who are either ill-tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.)," --Marshall "It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly beyond value." Like a confessor Priest? "With him, words play no torturing tricks..., " --John Galsworthy. Don't bet your dog won't tell on you... Their behaviors reflect our words, actions and training quirks. Jerry HOWE, The Puppy Wizard. {} ; ~ ) "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims, may be the most oppressive. Those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - - C.S. Lewis. "The day may come when the rest of the animal creation may acquire those rights which never could have been withholden from them but by the hand of tyranny. The question is not can they REASON, nor can they TALK, but can they SUFFER?" - - Jeremy Bentham "The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Could Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results For All Handler's And All Dogs, In ALL FIELDS and ALL BEHAVIORS ALL OVER The Whole Wild World, NEARLY INSTANTLY, As Taught In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual," The Puppy Wizard. {} ; ~ ) The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME is the perfect synergy of love, pride, desire, self will, greed, ego, fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief, jealousy, embarrassment, embellishment, shame, guilt, anger, aversion, attraction, revulsion, change, permanence, enlightenment, insult, attrition, and conditioning. It's the perfect fusion of The Word..., in the physical. It's time for the dog training industry and the universities who TEACH "behaviorists" to DEFEND THEIR METHODS against 100% NEAR INSTANT TOTAL SUCCESS as PROVEN by the C-HOWENTLESS NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Student's REPORTS, after they've "TRIED ALL OTHER METHODS and FAILED". "Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who perceives that the two are one knows the truth." "Even the wise man acts in character with his nature, indeed all creatures act according to their natures. What is the use of compulsion then? The love and hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with permission from His FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny", Aeschylus (525BC-456BC), Agamemnon. "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." ~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. }TPW ; ~ ) Force training JERRYIZES dogs... and GETS THEM DEAD. |
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On 10 Jul 2005 10:40:27 -0700, "YourConscience" om wrote:
HOWEDY dh@, dh@. wrote: On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:07:09 GMT, Goo wrote: David Harrison wrote: Goo? Do you think it's voodoo? Stop using baby talk By that you have confirmed that yes, you do think it's some sort of voodoo or something. You gotta know HOWE to Doo your VooDoo SPELLIN, dh@. Are you saying the D is capitalised? HOWE To Train Dogs Like Freakin MAGICK "voodoo" wrote in message ... "Jerry Howe" wrote in message ... HOWEDY VOO DOO, "voodoo" wrote in message ... "Jerry Howe" wrote in message news "ThePsychic" wrote in message ... "The Puppy Wizard" wrote in message ... snip What an annoying blowhard little prick you are. Naaah, you're SPOILED. You got no idea HOWE annoying The Puppy Wizard IS. why's he/she spoiled? PUNK THUG CAN'T HANDLE PAIN OR MAGICK... you sir are a master trole. OR A MASTER MAGICIAN. Sorry Voo Doo... you must be lookin for someWON else, we only got Elves and Magicians here abHOWETS. BWEAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!! HOWEDY People, Here's HOWE to train dogs like freaking MAGICK: Supplies: Holy Altar With Human Skull. Cauldron Seven Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Seven Holy Bottles Seven Magick Sands Seven Holy Spirit Herbs Seven bottles 180 proof Holy Voo Doo Water Three Ounces Ground Holy Maize For Creating Loa Three Holy Voo Doo Drummers Three Holy Voo Doo Horn Blowers Three Holy Voo Doo Tambourine Dancers Three Holy Tables For Dice And Card Gambling Three Holy Voo Doo Cigars Three ounces Holy Voo Doo Coffee One Holy Voo Doo Live Sacrificial Chicken, Goat, Bull, or Human Child (Note: Power Of Spell Is Proportionate To Size And Value Of Sacrifice) Concession Stand Two Copies Of Your FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual INSTRUCTIONS: Light Holy Voo Doo Cigar and blow Holy Smokes around base of and inside cauldron. Start fire under cauldron. Begin chanting while blowing Holy Smokes on and abHOWET Holy Altar while drawing Loa in front of Holy Altar. Holy ****! Goo thinks that what appear to be basic emotions in animals, really is not what it appears to be but it's a bunch of crap like that instead. Wow, he's an even bigger fruit salad than I was already aware. |
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On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 17:08:37 GMT, Rudy Canoza wrote:
dh@. wrote: On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:07:09 GMT, Goo wrote: David Harrison wrote: Goo? Stop using baby talk By that you have confirmed that Stop No Goo. You have confirmed that yes, you do think it's some sort of Voodoo or something similar: __________________________________________________ _______ The Essence of Voodoo Within the voodoo society, there are no accidents. Practitioners believe that nothing and no event has a life of its own. That is why "vous deux", you two, you too. [...] http://www.swagga.com/voodoo.htm ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ You believe that human thoughts about emotions are somehow projected into the animal, and that is what causes the animal be behave as if it is experiencing the emotion that it appears to be experiencing. Hilarious! You embrace a form of Voodoo Goo. |
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