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February 2nd 04, 08:07 PM
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"Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/ 
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February 2nd 04, 08:07 PM
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"Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/
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February 2nd 04, 08:07 PM
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"Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/
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February 2nd 04, 08:07 PM
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"Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/
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February 2nd 04, 08:47 PM
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I thought they were funny! First I've seen them.
-Rich "Jokerpit" wrote in message ... old "Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/
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February 2nd 04, 08:47 PM
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I thought they were funny! First I've seen them.
-Rich "Jokerpit" wrote in message ... old "Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/
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February 2nd 04, 08:47 PM
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I thought they were funny! First I've seen them.
-Rich "Jokerpit" wrote in message ... old "Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/
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February 2nd 04, 08:47 PM
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I thought they were funny! First I've seen them.
-Rich "Jokerpit" wrote in message ... old "Handsome Jack Morrison" wrote in message ... How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp. Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Schiperke: If the light is not on, why be awake? French Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage. All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff. -- Handsome Jack Morrison *gently remove the detonator to reply via e-mail Suja's dog, Khan, admits to being a bad, bad dog! http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl..._Proliferation Professor Bainbridge Daniel Drezner http://www.professorbainbridge.com/ http://www.danieldrezner.com/blog/ Glenn Reynolds - InstaPundit Steven Den Beste http://www.instapundit.com/ http://www.denbeste.nu/ SpinSanity Andrew Sullivan http://www.spinsanity.org/ http://www.andrewsullivan.com/ Don Luskin Rightwing News http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp http://www.rightwingnews.com/
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February 3rd 04, 12:06 AM
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Handsome Jack Morrison wrote:
You accusing my boy of being a BAAAD dog? If you don't watch it, we'll sic Johnnie Cochran on you! And "Khan" has no comment. Suja
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February 3rd 04, 12:06 AM
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Handsome Jack Morrison wrote:
You accusing my boy of being a BAAAD dog? If you don't watch it, we'll sic Johnnie Cochran on you! And "Khan" has no comment. Suja
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