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Old March 30th 04, 04:18 AM
Tee
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Default Singles Ad

This was sent to me. I haven't checked to verify it was really in the
newspaper. Either way its pretty funny.

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Tara

The following was in The Atlanta Journal. This has got to be one of the
best "singles ads" ever published:
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm
a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.. Call (404) 875-6420 and
ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Lab Retriever. Men are so easy.


 




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