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Old June 1st 04, 08:43 PM
jOE
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Default Is my Dog Gay ?

My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him to be
?
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Old June 1st 04, 10:08 PM
David Cohen
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"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him to

be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that. You
already knew.

David


  #3  
Old June 1st 04, 10:08 PM
David Cohen
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"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him to

be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that. You
already knew.

David


  #4  
Old June 1st 04, 10:08 PM
David Cohen
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"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him to

be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that. You
already knew.

David


  #5  
Old June 1st 04, 10:30 PM
jOE
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I want him to be a STUD like his master and not BE GAY !

I dont want to move to the "Gay state" Massachusetts




On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 21:08:12 GMT, "David Cohen"
wrote:


"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him to

be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that. You
already knew.

David


  #6  
Old June 1st 04, 10:30 PM
jOE
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I want him to be a STUD like his master and not BE GAY !

I dont want to move to the "Gay state" Massachusetts




On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 21:08:12 GMT, "David Cohen"
wrote:


"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him to

be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that. You
already knew.

David


  #7  
Old June 1st 04, 10:30 PM
jOE
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I want him to be a STUD like his master and not BE GAY !

I dont want to move to the "Gay state" Massachusetts




On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 21:08:12 GMT, "David Cohen"
wrote:


"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him to

be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that. You
already knew.

David


  #8  
Old June 2nd 04, 02:44 AM
David Cohen
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"jOE" wrote
I want him to be a STUD like his master and not BE GAY !


Denial...it's a sad thing. And he's still a stud. Just likes being
studly with other boy dogs. It's all ok.

I dont want to move to the "Gay state" Massachusetts


But, then, you and your gay dogs can come out of the closet and live
free.

Maybe you could adopt a nice little Toy Poodle puppy at the pound, so
your boys can express their maternal instincts.

David

"David Cohen" wrote:
"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him

to
be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them

get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're

just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that.

You
already knew.

David




  #9  
Old June 2nd 04, 02:44 AM
David Cohen
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Posts: n/a
Default


"jOE" wrote
I want him to be a STUD like his master and not BE GAY !


Denial...it's a sad thing. And he's still a stud. Just likes being
studly with other boy dogs. It's all ok.

I dont want to move to the "Gay state" Massachusetts


But, then, you and your gay dogs can come out of the closet and live
free.

Maybe you could adopt a nice little Toy Poodle puppy at the pound, so
your boys can express their maternal instincts.

David

"David Cohen" wrote:
"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him

to
be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them

get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're

just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that.

You
already knew.

David




  #10  
Old June 2nd 04, 02:44 AM
David Cohen
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Posts: n/a
Default


"jOE" wrote
I want him to be a STUD like his master and not BE GAY !


Denial...it's a sad thing. And he's still a stud. Just likes being
studly with other boy dogs. It's all ok.

I dont want to move to the "Gay state" Massachusetts


But, then, you and your gay dogs can come out of the closet and live
free.

Maybe you could adopt a nice little Toy Poodle puppy at the pound, so
your boys can express their maternal instincts.

David

"David Cohen" wrote:
"jOE" wrote
My German Shepherd who is fourteen months old keeps mounting my

Golden
retriever who is altered.
He doesn't mount my female German Shepherd who is spade.
The Golden Retriever is not into this life style and complains to

him
every time he tried it.
Can I make him not Gay and turn him into the Stud dog I want him

to
be
?


Your dog is gay. Be accepting. Move to Massachusetts and let them

get
married.

Don't believe any other answers about dominance and such. They're

just
trying to make you feel better.

By the way, it is a well-known fact that men with gay male dogs are
almost always gay themselves. But I don't have to tell you that.

You
already knew.

David




 




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