Have you heard about the new U.S. Postal Service program
that allows customers, for a premium, to print actual stamps
carrying a photo of their choosing (as long as the requested
image is not deemed objectionable)? Well, Uncle Sam may want to
reexamine his quality control measures since we succeeded in
ordering official postage featuring bloodthirsty foreign
dictators, a labor racketeer, the Unabomber, executed Soviet
spies Ethel and Julius Rosenberg, and others. In fact, we even
scored 37-cent stamps with a picture of the famous Monica
Lewinsky dress adorned with a little piece of Bill Clinton.
Take a peek, these will look great on our telephone bill:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...ostamps_1.html