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Old October 11th 04, 01:43 AM
Marie
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I don't even know if you're still around or not, but I thought you might
appreciate this piece of Church Bulletin humour:

'A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishoners. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation
3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
was naked." '

Marie


 




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