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Old July 14th 04, 01:49 PM
The Wickhams
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Woof, woof,

I am Ziska. I am a four-year-old German Shepherd bitch and I live with my
human Mummy and Daddy in Croydon in England.

Daddy says I should tell you my news on his computer so here goes.

"There is a young doggy called Ziska.

For hunting just don't try to risk her.

A squirrel she chased

but she was outpaced.

She just missed its tail by a whisker."



Daddy sang that to me and laughed. I don't think it's funny.



It was my birthday a few weeks ago and everybody except Mummy and Daddy
forgot. Mummy and daddy gave me a soft cuddly toy called Penny Pineapple
that made an "oink" sound when it was squeezed. I shook it around and
squeezed it a lot, now it has lost it's "oink".



Daddy takes me to the park every day, which is good but hard work. He makes
me do all sorts of things. I have to sit and stand and lie down and all
sorts of things. He makes me sit and he then throws a ball which I'm not
allowed to run after until he says, "Fetch." Then I have to get it, bring it
back to him and sit. When he says, "Drop" I have to let it go into his hand.
It's all fun really and each time I get it right he gives me a biscuit.

There is one though that is a bit boring: He makes me lie down and stay
whilst he walks a long long way away. Then he just stands there, and stands
there, and stands there, for ages and I have to stay still. Then he shouts,
"Come," and I start running towards him in anticipation of the biscuit. But
then he shouts, "Down," and I have to stop and lie down. Then, "Come" again,
then "Down", then "Come" and "Down" and "Come." I feel like a yo-yo. Finally
he lets me go all the way to him but it doesn't finish there. Oh no. I have
to sit by the side of him. Then I get my biscuit.

Another one that is frustrating. He shouts, "Squirrel," so I go chasing the
squirrel. Just as I'm about to catch it it runs up a tree. I try to climb
the tree after it but, after I've got both front paws up the tree and I try
lifting my back leg I fall and tumble over.



"Grrrr."



It's not all work though, we get to play a lot and there are lots of
biscuits.



When people run passed me I like to chase them to play but they get the
wrong idea. One boy the other day shouted, "That dog's going to eat me." All
his mates laughed. I ran back to Daddy.



I had to go to the vet the other day because I had a pimple on my bottom. He
said it was my fault because I kept scratching it with my teeth. I had to,
it was itchy. He said the itchiness wasn't because of worms; I know because
I have to have those horrible pills and powders; but that I had an impacted
anal gland. He then squeezed it making it squirt on the floor. I don't know
what the other dogs must have thought of the whole place smelling of me.
However, it worked and I no longer itch and I no longer scratch and the
pimple has gone.



The vet said I was overweight. Cheek! I weighed 37 kilos and he said I
should weigh 35. That's only 5.7% over. Not as much as Mummy. She's put me
on a diet so my dinner is now smaller. Why doesn't she go on a diet. All she
does is sighs and has a cake as consolation. Then she says that the cake
will make her fatter so she gets miserable again. Oh course that needs
consolation. Etc..



I saw a programme on the television the other day where there were a lot of
dogs howling. Daddy says Charlie used to howl. I don't know how to do it.
Charlie went to the Rainbow Bridge before I was born so he is not here to
tell me how. Can someone teach me?



Lick, lick.



Ziska.


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Old July 14th 04, 08:10 PM
dittomom ramich
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"The Wickhams" wrote in message ...
Woof, woof,

I am Ziska. I am a four-year-old German Shepherd bitch and I live with my
human Mummy and Daddy in Croydon in England.

Daddy says I should tell you my news on his computer so here goes.

"There is a young doggy called Ziska.

For hunting just don't try to risk her.

A squirrel she chased

but she was outpaced.

She just missed its tail by a whisker."



Daddy sang that to me and laughed. I don't think it's funny.


A NEW DOGGIE TO WOOF AT!!!! Hi Ziska. You gotta watch Daddies. They
think they are smart but I am a 3 yo petite Bichon Frise and I am
smarter than Daddies. You are woofin alla way from Nengland....wow!
Lemme see if I can get other doggies to woof. Not much woofin going
these days. Let's try and change that.

Peaches
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Old July 14th 04, 09:18 PM
Zizaz Zee
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Peachie Pie!

Wagga!

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Old July 15th 04, 12:58 AM
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RoooOOOooo, Ziska! Welcome! And Hi to JennyB and Bandit! Good to see
you! I'm not sure if I should rember you, Jaketyjake, but we're glad to
see you too!

Ziska, I rmember another GermShepherd doggie Woofer, his name was The,
The, Oh poo my memory is gone. His Dad was Tony, though. That was many
winters ago.

Ziska, our sister Jadie, who is at the Bridge, did all those things in
the park like you and your Dad. And she jumped over things, and brought
the thing that smelled like Mom. She had lots of letters. I think it was
called Futility. The letters were UUD. We all had to learn some Oh Be
Dense, like Sit and Stay and Come. Come always means cookies and pats!

And we are expert howlers here. Mom says I have a high tenor bugle,
Nellie has a horse chop, and Floydie has a squall mouth.

How you howl is, first you point your nose at the sky. This is very
portant. Then you think about telling everydog around about you and your
pack and your den and how good life is, and the howls start coming out.

There is another way, but I dont know if you can do it after your Daddy
wrote that song. And maybe it only happens to us long ear snoofle dogs.
But when you smell a fur-thing and follow the smell for miles, and it
goes up a tree, you just naturally stick your nose up and sing til your
hoomin finds you.

Hi to Peaches, too. But if you play in our Out, you need to watch out
for our girldoggies. They both think they're the Queen. Its true for
Gracie, but she is lots littler than Nellienellienellie, so MomnDad keep
Nellie in when Gracie comes out to play. Nellie makes loud growly noises
at Floydie and me when she has something good, but we can take it away
any time. She is very silly.

And Peaches, pleeze dont pick on Ditto and Gus any more than you can
help. You will miss them, and feel sad, when they go to the Bridge. We
miss Jadie and Eli, even though they were mean sometimes. And we miss
Strider who was never mean even though he was boss doggie. so take care
of Gus and Ditto.

Hi TeddyBear and AnnaBanana and FuzzyJack! I am part PrettyBull myself,
the other half is Plott Hound and I am a stripeydog. I have been with
WonderMom for eleven winters. I think its Heaven right here. Before she
came and got me out of the Evil Jail, I only had bad hurty hoomins. That
was a few winters. It took a bunch of winters before I figured out that
I would never see a bad hurty hoomin again. I tell any newdoggies that
no hoomins here will ever hurt them. WonderMom calls me her little
Ambassadoor. She says I make her feel hum bull. I have met a couple of
bulls, and they didnt hum, just drooled and chased cows. I wonder what
Mom is barking about? Hoomins!

Licks and paw-pokes,

Caspar of the Cooblyden
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Old July 15th 04, 05:05 AM
TeddyBear de Prittybull
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Peachie Pie!

Wagga!

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TeddyBear waves hello to Peaches, MosE, TinkEr, an siska.
WOOF!!!
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Old July 15th 04, 07:22 AM
TeddyBear de Prittybull
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Hi TeddyBear and AnnaBanana and FuzzyJack! I am part PrettyBull myself,
the other half is Plott Hound and I am a stripeydog.
Licks and paw-pokes,

Caspar of the Cooblyden
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ooooooooooooh anudder part prittybull dog! kewl! Glad to make yur
aquaintance, Caspar. I dunno whot a Plott Hound is, sorry. Ifn you
is stripey, duz that mean you issa brindle doggie? I is a red/gold an
white prittybull with a black nose. Anna issa booteful mahogany and
black prittybull. Momma sayz Jack be a handsome doggie, too, but heck
he aint prittybul. LOL.
TeddyBear
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Old July 15th 04, 10:39 AM
Da Frenchies
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I am Ziska. I am a four-year-old German Shepherd bitch and I live with my
human Mummy and Daddy in Croydon in England.


Roo Ziska

We are frenchie bulldogs, and we live downunder. I'm BoOf and my sista is
XeNa. She is evil, jus like all sistas.
Jus like that Peachie Bichonbrat, in fact.

We doan got skwirls here, just possums. They doan come out during the day,
only at night...so we only gets to see the evidence they leave on the
driveway next day.

We dunno how to howl neither, but we can stare pretty good. Its good to
meatcha.

BoOf and XeNa


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Old July 15th 04, 02:03 PM
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(Zizaz Zee) wrote in message ...
Peachie Pie!

Wagga!

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Well hello MosE and TinkE! You still barfin on mom's bed?

Peachie Keen
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Old July 15th 04, 02:05 PM
dittomom ramich
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Ruthie wrote in message link.net...
RoooOOOooo, Ziska! Welcome! And Hi to JennyB and Bandit! Good to see
you! I'm not sure if I should rember you, Jaketyjake, but we're glad to
see you too!

Ziska, I rmember another GermShepherd doggie Woofer, his name was The,
The, Oh poo my memory is gone. His Dad was Tony, though. That was many
winters ago.


Oh...you means The Pakled. He was Presidog of the Bank of Pakled that
went defunct for some strange reason. Yeah, he was pretty funny.
Wonder what he's doing now.....

Peachie
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Old July 15th 04, 08:05 PM
Ruthie
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TeddyBear de Prittybull wrote:
I dunno whot a Plott Hound is, sorry. Ifn you
is stripey, duz that mean you issa brindle doggie?


Yes! The Stripeydogs are a branch of the Speckledogs club. OurMom loves
stripeydogs. I, and Nellienellienellie the Plott Hound, and Gracie the
sweet minibull and evil Figgyboo are all stripeydogs. Only Floydie is a
speckledog.

Mom says to tell you that Plott Hounds are one of the 5 kinds of
coonhounds.

Poor Mom is all horse this morning. She sounds like Nellie! She is
chasin me out so she can rest. Guess I'll go read some p-mail.

P you later,

Caspar of the Cooblyden

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