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"Pure Positive Training Is NOT POSSIBLE"
It's Only Alimentary, Dear Watson wrote: Employment Opportunities - Must Be Simian Or It's Legal Guardian - BABOONS NEED NOT APPLY. Yes, you TOO can become a total jackass idiot! Sign up today for AssHowe's program and you are guranteed to become a complete asshole who knows nothing! This is the opportunity of a lifetime. The only restrictions a 1) You must reside in a nursing home. 2) You must treat people like total crap. 3) You must NOT have an IQ over 75. 4) You must know NOTHING about dog training and you must be willing to keep it that way. 5) You MUST be willing to lie at all times. If you qualify, AssHowe will contact you. Good luck! HOWEDY People, The Amazing Puppy Wizard is EXXXPANDING HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method to include IN-HOWES visits from PROFESSIONAL SIMIAN DOG TRAINERS for a small, satisfaction money back guaranteed fee. Employemt opportunities EXXXIST for compasionate apes and monkeys to be TRAINED FOR FREE with the assistance of any ten year old HUMAN child under the guidance of their FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual to SUCCESSFULLY handle and train clients dogs to PERFECTION in WON IN-HOWES visit, JUST LIKE HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard had done for forty years PRYOR to comin to the WWW, thanks to V.P. Al Gore. THANK YOU, V.P. Al Gore! Additionally, applicants MUST be willing to legally change their name after successfully completing training to "Major Haggerty". The Amazing Puppy Wizard assures you there will be NO PAIN FEAR FORCE or INTIMIDATION inflicted on ANY dogs by your WORKIN simian in the performance of his duties as a PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER. BABOONS NEED NOT APPLY. The Amazing Puppy Wizard {) ; ~ ) HOWEDY Robin, ----- Original Message ----- From: "Robin Barr" To: "The Puppy Wizard" Sent: Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:30 AM Subject: HELP needed ASAP Howedy Jerry, From: "The Puppy Wizard" Reply-To: "The Puppy Wizard" Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:02:11 -0500 To: "Robin Barr" , , , , Subject: HELP needed ASAP HOWEDY Robin, Cc's for EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR: ; ; ; ; "Robin Barr" wrote in message ... In article .com, wrote: You are simply full of ****. Jerry - you realize that his statement above was meant for me, not for you? Oh yes, of curse! I'd posted a short "Thank you, Robin." when I first saw your reply to mauijnp although I can't find it on the forum; seems the NG servers been actin up for a couple of days. Perhaps you're not familiar with mauijnp's posted case history. I'd been kindly and polite to her when she first posted, but as you've SEEN, people PREFER to punish and avoid problems than rehabilitate their dogs. In fact, I couldn't wait to read your post to Mrs. Puppy Wizard. I share many of the case historys we've got here with her as she's WON of my most successful students, although she was WON of my MOST DIFFICUT, as she'd had many years of professional training lessons and showed English Mastiffs and although she'd known of me for six years had only come to me as a student when all the other methods failed to rehabilitate a couple MINOR problems like ringWIZE and some little aggression issues and STUFF, on accHOWENT of SHE HEARD my METHODS are NOT EFFECTIVE on accHOWENT of I DON'T HURT DOGS to train them. I used to DREAD her arrival on accHOWENT of she'd engage me in idiotic discussions abHOWET traditional methods and HOWE my methods conflict with them and EVERY THING she'd been taught and well, you know HOWE it goes. She was VERY WELL TRAINED by the INCOMPETENTS who GOT her to the point where she'd HAVE to ASK a FLUKE for advice. You just can't make SENSE to someWON who's been indoctrinated to a blelief system that is built on faerie tails and inaccurate / incomplete observations of lab or wild critters or the dismal failure of C-HOWENTLESS others who are likeWIZE at a loss for a remedy. I'll BET MY LIFE I can TRAIN a CHIMPANZEE to TRAIN ANY DOG NEARLY INSTANTLY just like HOWE you and I do. I'll call him Major Haggerty. BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHAHAHHAAA!!! I'm fixin to go find me a dog lover who owns a chimp and make IT a PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER! In love and light, Your Puppy Wizard {) ; ~ ) Cc's for EMBARRASSMENT FACTOR: ; ; ; ; |
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ROFLMAO!!
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