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Old March 10th 05, 05:56 PM
Darby Wiggins
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A friend from Springer Rescue (www.maessr.org) sent this out. Enjoy.....




Dear Rescuer,

Please Help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an
agility dog, the breeder
has notified us that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE
HAVING A PUPPY!!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how
time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't
be fair to the children. Since our little
puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue
this weekend! They are
described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light
blonde hair, blue eyes.
Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament
tested. Does have
problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken pox and is
current on all shots.
Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy gets along well with others.
Does not run with
scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One Female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
strawberry blonde hair, green
eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter,
thumb sucker. Has
been temperment tested but needs a little attitude adjusting
occasionally. She is current on
all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets
along well with other
little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and
therefore would do best in a
one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently
working on her house
training- shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for
them; that is why we
contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also,
we are afraid that
they may hurt our new puppy. I hope you understand that ours is a
UNIQUE situation and we have
a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday
night at the latest or
we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark,
country road. Our
priority now has to be our new puppy.

Sincerely,
The soon to
be pround puppy parents


Carrie
Lillian & Abby's Mom

 




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