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Giving Medicine / Dog Bite
HOWEDY professor SCRUFF SHAKE,
Marshall Dermer wrote: In article outpets.com "dollymarie" writes: Can you tell me how to do that please, I live in the u.k. so it might be different for me. Thanks and sorry for going off topic Dollymarie How you discard Jerry's posts The Amazing Puppy Wizard has DISCREDITED you and your university trained PUNK THUG COWARD FRAUDS like your associate dr mark plonsk, professor SCRUFF SHAKE. depends on the program that you use to read the news. Keep your eye on the news, professor. What program do you use? The Amazing Puppy Wizard uses the CONSTRUCTIVE approach, wherebye HE allHOWES you to build a gallHOWES usin YOUR OWN WORDS with witch to HANG YOU HOWET for all the world to MOCK and ridicule, professor SCRUFF SHAKE. Once you know its name you can do a search at google with the groups option and the name of your program and a keyword like "filter" to learn what to do. You're a C-HOWEARD, a LIAR, a DOG ABUSER and a MENTAL CASE, professor. --Marshall The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME: The Puppy Wizard's FREE TEN STEP DIAGNOSTIC / REHABILITATION PROGRAM HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI, "Marshall Dermer" wrote in message ... Max has a new problem: Max is our 5.5 yr old, neutered Havanese with a history of acute gastritis. The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health problems are the physical manifestation of emotional distress. Max is fed four times daily for otherwise he vomits. Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of intimidating, punishing, forcing control, and mishandling him thru your preferred lunacy of duminance, intimidation, forced restraint, and your SCRUFF SHAKE??? Your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has OCMD (obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder), a dissasociative anxiety relief mechanism. It's his ONLY defense mechanism, bein as small as he is. The Puppy Wizard's GIANT breed dogs would simply SCRUFF SHAKE YOU, and BE DONE with their ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM. Max has had calcium oxalate uroliths removed about 9 months ago and now exclusively eats Hills Canine U/D, plus rice cakes as treats. INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases anxiety, which is restimulated every time the "command" he's been "taught" using withholding of bribes is requested, even many years into the future. Max has had a history of "attacks" that occur about every 30 days. Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has his DAILY ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day you fail to expiate his ANXIETY thru five miles of bicycle chasing. IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE? Four attacks so far. He vomits, refuses food (but not water), and then either becomes lethargic or moves from position to position. SHOWENDS like the same same same same symptoms CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. He often also develops a fever. HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard KNOWS physical symptoms such as "idiopathic epilepsy" seizures, "undiagnosed" intestinal and digestive disorders, ALL OCD behaviors, endocrine malfunctions, and other PSYCHOSOMATIC disorders can and USUALLY ARE, CAUSED BY STRESS. The attack two days ago went as follows: 1. He vomited at about 5:30 AM with nothing much in the vomit. 2. At about 9 AM I fed him a little rice ground chicken and he vomited this. 3. By 8 PM his temp was 102.5. NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS to The Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's "FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a result of non physical STRESS, as in the "Spike & Squirt" phenomena described in McProtection Training. 4. By 10 PM he was hot to the touch, panting, and moving from one position to another. He remained in a given position for only a few minutes. Like HOWE a kid who's trying to get HOWET of goin to school today... 5. By 3 PM the fever broke and he was resting comfortably. Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at gettin HOWETA school today. 6. The following day he was returning to his normal behavior. Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having got HOWETA schoolYESTERDAY. 7. Two days, post attack, he is normal though he has loose, orange stool. This has cleared up with time. These symptoms are COMMON, professor. The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in the DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS while boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels PRYOR to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST" VETERINARY SPECIALISTS. SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang has SEEN with her dog Solo, while she was on vacation and Solo had the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT. AFTER these attacks we have brought Max to the vet. KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING! An x-ray revealed nothing. Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to afford such luxury on a professor's salary. A month ago, a sonogram was conducted and his blood was tested for one of the pancreatic enzymes (perhaps amalayse). The enzyme test was negative. Well, as time endures and you continue to MISHANDLE him, the physical symptoms will likely continue to exacerbate, PROFESSOR. You'll get your "medical" findings, bye and bye, no dHOWET. On reading the sonograms, a veterinary radiologist was not concerned about the sludge in Max's gall bladder but was concerned that the pancreas had a "hot spot" and that the walls of Max's stomach were thickened. The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING will break DHOWEN ANY organism. The radiologist recommended biopsies of the stomach wall and pancreas. KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING! One month ago, when the sonogram was taken my vet was reluctant to perform the biopsies. He recommended putting Max on Pepcid AC daily. PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin The Puppy Wizard KNOWS, professor? So that is what we did. About 2.5 gm every 8 hrs. Despite the Pepcid AC Max had an attack two days ago. PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to override the constant restimulation of STRESS produced by INTIMIDATION. Now my vet is suggesting exploratory surgery. KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING! I've contacted Max's breeder for his parents produced about a dozen puppies. The breeder is not aware of such a problem with the other offspring. These and other OCD related behaviors can be duplicated EZ, professor. My wife is reluctant to have the exploratory surgery performed. I guess she wants to wait and see if Max has another attack. (I feel so sorry for Max as he endures these attacks.) DO YOU NHOWE? Another approach is to bring Max in for a sonogram and additional diagnostic work WHEN HE IS ACCUTE. KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING! I talked to the local emergency veterinary clinic and a doctor said that this is possible and it would be desirable for the clinic to have Max's records so that the clinic does not repeat tests. A WIZE idea, professor. My own thought, if my wife would agree, is to have exploratory surgery about two weeks after an attack. KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING! Any other options or thoughts? INDEED, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into ITS face and lock IT in a box for ten minutes reflection," dermer. First and ONLY WON question is, DO YOU CRATE Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator? That could be the primary cause of his STRESS, as at the age of 5 years, he's unlikely to have any behavior problems which you have not SCRUFF SHAKEN HOWETA HIM. Crating RESTIMULATES and REINFORCES phobias, professor. You'll see EVIDENCE of THAT in Crystal Arcidy's reports on her FREE WWW Wits' End Trained dog Starr. See "Starry's Scary Night." The Puppy Wizard has a recommendation and an option which MIGHT resolve ALL HOWER problems, professor. The reason the suggestion is modified by MIGHT is, on accHOWEnt of The Puppy Wizard cannot control the environment if HE'S not there to SUPERVISE implementation of the TECHNIQUES HE offers you today. Here's HOWE to CURE Maxie's OCD behavior's and life threatening physical health dilemmas: First, STUDY your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. Second, CALL The Puppy Wizard with all members of Maxie's immediate family so we're ALL on the same page and NOBODY will CONFLICT with or STRESS him in ANY WAY. Third, STOP all BRIBES, CORRECTIONS, INTIMIDATION, CRATING and discontinue excessive physical exercise to expiate his anxiety. We WANT his behavior problems to manifest SO WE CAN EXTINGUISH THEM. Fourth, The Puppy Wizard will LOAN you for FREE, HIS "AMAZING, MIRACULHOWES, INCREDIBLE" MAGNIFICENT Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too) Machine, and YOU will AGREE to FOLLOW HIS INSTRUCTIONS. Fifth, you or any family member will call The Puppy Wizard IMMEDIATELY and relate details and ask advice for appupriately controlling EACH and EVERY instance of Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's inappropriate puppy behavior problems, instead of tellin him "NO!" or otherWIZE negatively interacting with him. Sixth, you and each member of your immediate family pack will work five minutes every other day learning HOWE to expiate your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's anxiety thru the MAGICK of The Puppy Wizard's Four Step Heeling Pattern Exercise as articulated in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual, to TEACH Maxie there is NOTHING TO FEAR in MAKING MISTAKES. Seventh, at the end of thirty days, you will report HOWER findings to your veterinary, the head of your university department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM, and to the Whole Wild World... Eighth, IN RETURN, you will have your dog Maxie The FORMER Magnificent Masturbator returned to EXCELLENT health, and The Puppy Wizard agrees to FORGIVE and FORGET ALL PAST INDISCRETIONS and SUBVERSIVE activities you've committed against The Puppy Wizard and all mankind... Ninth, you will serve as EMISSARY and sever as EXPERT WITNESS for The Puppy Wizard and ENDORSE HIS METHODS and MACHINE as the WON true way to CURE ALL animal and child behavior problems and bring PEACE, HEALTH, and PROSPERITY to the Whole Wild World. Tenth, IF YOU FAIL to succeed after your thirty day EXPERIMENT, you'll agree to ship Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator TO The Puppy Wizard at HIS EXPENSE, for a two week stay FOR FREE, to PERFORM THE MAGICK HISSELF. Thanks, It don't get no goddamned better than THAT, professor. --Marshall Thank you, Jerry Howe, Director of Research, BIOSOUND Scientific Director of Training, Wits' End Dog Training 1611 24th St Orlando, FL 32805 Phone: 1-407-425-5092 The Puppy Wizard. }TPW ; ~ ) ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES? ,-._,-, V)"(V (_o_) Have a great day! / V) (l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. {)YPW ; ~ } oo-oo |
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