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Old July 9th 06, 02:55 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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Bonjour Jack Morrison, et toutes les personnes aux ces poumon et
morsure poursuivent des forum. Je pense que je suis détruire-fichier
allant tout de vous par ce être vraiment mon dernier poteau. Le bleu
est jeune et a besoin de mon attention. Je ne suis pas un drogué
d'ordinateur. Associant si est ce ce que ceci est censé pour être
avec des biters de cheville sur l'Internet, n'est pas mon idée de la
vie ou même d'avoir une impulsion. Montrez Que Le Chien Aboient

Hello Jack Morrison,
And all the people at these lung and bite dog forums.
I think that I am going to kill-file all of you by this truly being my
last post.
Blue is young and needs my attention. I am not a computer junkie.
Relating if that is what this is supposed to be with ankle biters on
the internet,
is not my idea of life or even having a pulse.
Show Dog Bark

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Old July 9th 06, 11:11 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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"Robin Nuttall" wrote:
Oh come on Lynn. Don't be so hopeful. After all, this is at least her
FOURTH "last post." I'm starting to lose count. Surely we won't be so lucky
that this will actually BE her last post.

I, too, am hoping beyond hope. What a friggin idiot.

--
Ruth, Greta, Woody & Thelma



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Old July 15th 06, 08:04 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior,rec.pets.dogs.health,alt.animals.dog,alt.med.veterinary,rec.pets.dogs.breeds
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HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn, you pathetic miserable
stinkin lyin dog murdering active acute chronic long term incurable
mental case and professional dog trainin FRAUD and SHELTER /
RESCUE SCAM ARTIST,

wrote in message
oups.com...

wrote:

this truly being my last post.


Yeah. We'd thought your own LAST POST was a few years ago
when The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing
Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard IDENTIFIED
EXXXPOSED and DISCREDITED you as a lyin dog murding active
acute chronic long term incurable MENTAL CASE.

REMEMBER NHOWE?

Miserable bitch.


INDEED? Seems Show Dog Bark was a gentle, kindly person.
AIN'T IT curiHOWES HOWE we all have different perceptions?

Take your ignorant insults about people's nationalities,
dogs, beliefs, families, careers, and religions elsewhere.


Here's the first post The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard
got from Show Dog Bark:

Hi Jerry,

It is now 1:130 A.M. and I just finished reading your manual.
Of course I will need to read it many more times in order to
apply the techniques when I get a dog.

I found it even better than I thought it would be and I had
high expectations for it.

It is absolutely new , original, TOTALLY overdue for the world
to learn about to stop all the violence, fear and abuse. It is
interesting how they have us in a SPELL ( source peoples emotional
language legacy) and even with the best of intentions while doing
these awful techniques that feel violent and inside the heart
recoils from doing them, there is the little voice that say's
'But it is for the dog's good' and so I have to get tough and
not be a sissy and give in to the horror I am seeing in the dog
and feeling that in my moral compass this feels wrong, and yet
continue to betray myself and the dog because all the "experts"
who say they love dogs ALL agree that I must do this and what
do I know, they say they love dogs they are " love covered in
fur" as Uncle Matty say's.

He loves dogs to say this so I must be too soft hearted to
recoil from what obviously is my duty toward the dog.

You really broke the spell for me.

It is ground breaking work and I am exited to absorb it as in
the first reading there are so many oh wow moments that the
exercises need to be studied at another time as the impact of
the first reading makes it so mind altering that the emotional
response of FINALLY SOME SANITY is so strong that the details
of 'the how' to needs for me to be studied later many times
to internalize it so it is done correctly.

Thank you for the amazing manual.
Go jolly,

-----------------

Subject: about Jerry Howe
From: Jerry Howe
Date: Thurs, Dec 31 1998 12:00 am
Email: Jerry Howe

The ignorant people "out there" are not the ones naive enough to
believe that the scientific methods as described in the Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual (free), and utilized in the BIOSOUND
Scientific Doggy Do Right device actually do work on every dog.

Rather, they are the ones "in here," willing to practice barbaric
training techniques even in the light of more enlightened practices.
Those that admittedly shoot off their mouths, before investigating
what they are criticizing. Those that, when faced with nonproductive
results resort to harder, faster, more brutal efforts, because it
didn't work the first time, so do more of the same better!

Pogo says "I have met the enemy, and it is us." You are the ones
doing the disservice.

And the little black box does cure all dogs annoying habits.
http://www.doggydoright.com

Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific

Subject: To Jerry Howe...how 'bout a response?
From: Chris Kosmakos - view profile
Date: Tues, Jan 19 1999 12:00 am
Email: (Chris Kosmakos)

Cindy Tittle Moore ) wrote:

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

: Looooooves to do what I ask of her and her only bad habit is she's
: just a bit too clever about things like opening up the fridge to help

: herself, so she doesn't get free access to the kitchen when no one is

: home.

Ahhh, Hershe. One of my favorite dogs in the whole wide world. Let's
face it, she's smarter than all of us put together, and if there were
an need for a magic black box (and she had opposable thumbs), she would

have built one.

At 2, my GSD's accomplishments are just beginning, but he is, and
always has been problem-free, and I have every reason to believe
that a well-customized combination of traditional and more recent
training methods will allow him to reach close to his full potential.

His limitations are those of his handler, but those aren't at all
related
to a lack of proven training methods and tools to choose from.

Lynn K.
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From: Lynn K. )
Subject: Free Feeding (Was Repeating Commands)
Date: 2001-07-17 21:59:53 PST
(DogStar716) wrote in message

...

For example, if one was to use the dogs regular
kibble as a motivator in class, the dog will probably
not be as motivated as he would be if a different type
of treat was offered (say, a piece of hotdog).


Not necessarily. Remember that there is value added
to the treat by virtue of getting it from the handler as a
reward.

That's the reason I handfed Java for a week.

To add value to the food.

It isn't just another piece of kibble when it
comes from Mom as a reward.

Lynn K.

From: Lynn K. )
Subject: Kali gets her CDX!
Date: 2003-10-26 13:49:37 PST

"KrisHur" wrote in message

... THANKS!

You deserve it! You have my empathy on the heeling
problem. 2 of 29 qualified in Open A & B this morning
at Sacramento - ring fouled overnight by conformation
people exercising their dogs.

A Borzoi vomited on the spot, a Rottie peed on it, and
almost every other dog (including Java) dropped their
nose to the spot and started tracking.

ARRRGH!

Lynn K.

HOWEDY People,

What kinda IDIOCY is this?:

From: Lynn Kosmakos )

"Remember this - The decision to "do right" that most
helps a dog's character is the decision that he makes
himself. You cannot teach a dog to not want something,
any more than you can teach a human not to want
something."

"I'm a Koehler-based trainer and used almost
exactly the same techniques with my very dog
aggressive bitch.

2. I have often rejected many of Koehler's Capt.
13 methods, from his response to digging to tieing
things in a dog's mouth.

FWIW, I use almost none of Koehler's training
techniques, having found methods I prefer, but
still find much value in his approach to dogs.

Briefly, I didn't refer to Koehler and didn't
mean Koehler when I used the term
"confrontational".

Natalie, it is next to impossible to form any kind
of educated opinion on the work of the late Wm.
Koehler from what is said or quoted in this newsgroup.

The conclusion you have reached illustrates that.

"Remember this - The decision to "do right" that
most helps a dog's character is the decision that
he makes himself."

Personally, I'm not a Koehler trainer,
I don't use a choke chain, and I don't
believe a dog learns anything by being
hung.

Please don't make the mistake of believing Jerry's
characterization of me or any other trainer. He has
never met any of us and has no idea how anyone
here actually trains.

Jerry labelling someone as a Koehler type
doesn't make it so.

Lynn K.

From: Jerry Howe
Date: Wed, Jan 20 1999 12:00 am
Email: Jerry Howe

Chris Kosmakos wrote:
Maris ) wrote:
: I have a 9 week old Dobepuppy. I've been teaching him to Sit (for 3
: days) and he's doing great. Is it okay to start with new command (Down)
: already, despite he doesn't get the Sit-thing every time right just yet?


Rather than teaching him a formal Down at this time, why don't you start
to teach him more casual foundation work, like "Settle" to have him
relax when excited, and to learn to lay quietly at your feet? This is
also the perfect time to start teaching the recall by bending down and
calling "ComeFidoComePuppyPuppY" in a high excited voice with your arms
outstretched towards him. I probably do that 30 times a day with 9 week
old puppies.


Why not spend just a few minutes to teach him to
come the first time, every time you call him?

Sixteen properly timed requests are all that are required.

Lynn K.
--


From: Chris Kosmakos - view profile
Date: Wed, Jan 20 1999 12:00 am
Email: (Chris Kosmakos)

Jerry Howe ) wrote:

: Will you guarantee that your techniques work all of the time?
: Will you stand behind them with a money back guarantee? I
: always have.

How can any trainer guarantee responses when there are so many factors
out of their control? For example, an rpd regular just put an obed.
title on one of her dogs with scores of 199 and 2 others over 195. But

it took her 4 trails because the dog broke a long sit when a cow
sounded
off 10 feet behind his head. Are you contending that she would have
been
justified to request a refund of training fees because of that?

Lynn K.
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