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Old August 30th 06, 02:11 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
RJ
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Default Geriatric Brittany Anxiety

This is probably a little long-winded so thanks for your indulgence. I
have a 12 yo intact Britt female that I've had since 8 weeks. Lately
she has spells a couple times a day which can best be described as
stress attacks. I thought originally it was a physical problem but the
vet x-rayed her chest and it was clear. He did give me some
aminophillin to open her bronchia, but that doesn't seem to make any
difference. The attacks take the form of heavy rapid breathing almost
to the point of hyperventilation with occasional anxious licking and the
pleading help me eyes. When she sleeps for the night she breaths pretty
silent and easy so I'm further convinced it isn't physical. I have also
a 2 yo rescue spayed female Britt and a 1 yo spayed female pound Britt.
They are full of young Britt exuberance but are both calm and well
behaved and pretty much leave the old gal to her retirement. These are
all house dogs and I'm retired so I'm with them about 24-7. Diet is 1
cup quality kibble per dog twice daily plus whatever snacks they can
mooch. Pretty much the life of Riley around here so I'm at my wits end
trying to figure out what to do for her. Any similiar experiences or
suggestions out there?
TIA, RJ
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Old August 31st 06, 12:52 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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Default Geriatric Brittany Anxiety [jerry]



wrote:
HOWEDY RJ,

RJ wrote:
This is probably a little long-winded so thanks for your indulgence.


NO PROBLEMO!

WELCOME to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog, Child, Kat And Horse Training Method Manual
Forums {); ~ )

I'm Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard {) ; ~ )


Let's remind readers who Jerry Howe is:

The Real life of Jerry Howe
He has four completely untrained attack dogs.
They are so dangerous he never walks them.
When he has guests they are put into rooms and bark non stop.
This is due to his lack of training and socializing his dogs.
They never get any exercise.
They do not have any toys.
He does not even walk them in his back yard.
He does not pick up the feces in the fenced in yard.
He has a ferret that is locked in a cage and is left without
interaction.
He does have dog crate in his house right beside his computer.
I bought his dogs toys as they did not have any.
I bought him a digital camera.
With an extra memory card.
His wife does all the cooking.
Works all day five days a week.
She does all the dishes.
She cleans the house.
Brings him his coffee while he does not say thank you.
She hands him his meals that he seldom eats.
She eats alone on the couch while he watches TV
And is on the computer at the same time.
The house smells like dog urine.
She buys everything for him.
Even his cigars.
His neighbors hate him.
They are afraid of his dogs as they lung.
They are nice people who have a clean house and grandchildren.
He does not relate to his wife.
She has asked him to repeatedly to relate and walk with her.
She sows his shirts for him.
She fills the car with gas.
She feeds the dogs commercial dog food.
The kind in round sausage like mixtures.
He drinks coffee all day.
Eats a pound of sugar a day.
Crystal never saw him train Star.
She and I both wonder if he did not use
Regular methods with Star.
Crystal never was allowed to see his dogs either.
His wife looks after every need of his.
That I must say is his saving grace.
From not being in a mental hospital.


She is his babysitter.
While he sits in his chair for over 18 hours a day.
He does not sleep more then 2 hours.
This is classic of bi polar.
He is manic about his saving the world.
He has told me he is Jesus.
He tells his wife that the can not spend time with her.
His work is so important it will save the world.
He has told me sex with children
Is not harmful.
It is society that puts a spin on the child
Too see it as harmful.
Much of this has been over the last while
Since I got Blue.
I worked on getting his trust
He told me about children and sex
With adults being okay.
I did not use his methods to train Blue.
I used my dead friend Lynn's methods
And a First Nations Cree dog trainer
He uses non violent effective methods.
They do not involve praising the pup
While it is doing something
Not wanted in behavior.
That is Insane.
He is completely trained.
Not by Jerry's non method.
I have kept this from the group
In order to study his deviant behavior.
He does not eat when he has lunch with Dr. Vaughn.
He told me Jerry sits and watches him eat.
He has an eating disorder.
He thinks he is enlightened.
And does not need to eat.
His wife cajoles him into eating a little bit.
The house is kept clean by her.
The bills are paid by her.
It has nor been painted since it was built
He kept me in the house
And I had to ask him if I could go outside in the yard.
I had to ask him if I could use the bathroom
I had to ask him if I could come out of my room
He refused to let me call a cab or drive me to a hotel
He carries a gun at all times
He never let me out of his sight
So that I could ask to make a phone call
In order to get away from him.
When he was not in the room the phone was disconnected
So I could not phone for a cab.
He stayed up al day and night.
The TV and computer are on 24/7
In the car he has the radio on constantly
Yet he speaks of hyper activity on the forums
He kept an expensive purple hat that I bought
And kept my iPod
My husband bought me a new one
His dogs never leave the house and yard
They never socialize with other dogs or people
He told me it is okay with him that Michael Jackson is into
'Diddling' with children's genitals just last week
In order to gain his trust I did what I
Worked at when I was young
A detective who went along with the
Person's perceptions to have them
Show their motives and practices.
I did this with Jerry Howe as I think he is
A dangerous man.
My husband does also.
He was afraid to be in his house.
With the dogs barking ferociously from the rooms.
And knowing he carries two guns..
When I snuck over to the neighbors yard they told me
He never trains dogs.
Yet he told them he is a dog trainer.
He sees prostitutes he recently told me.
Liking to go to bars
And 'feel up the prostitutes under their dresses.'
He claims he is a monogamous man to his wife.
I could go on....
However I think the amount of details about
The real Jerry Howe are enough to show
The Mentally ILL person he is.
Thank Goodness for his wife
The babysitter.
Saving taxpayers money
By keeping him mostly confined in the house.
Instead of a menatl hospital.

  #3  
Old August 31st 06, 01:56 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
RJ
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Posts: 3
Default Geriatric Brittany Anxiety [jerry]

wrote:

wrote:
HOWEDY RJ,

RJ wrote:
This is probably a little long-winded so thanks for your indulgence.

NO PROBLEMO!

WELCOME to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog, Child, Kat And Horse Training Method Manual
Forums {); ~ )

I'm Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And Horsey Wizard {) ; ~ )


Let's remind readers who Jerry Howe is:

The Real life of Jerry Howe
He has four completely untrained attack dogs.
They are so dangerous he never walks them.
When he has guests they are put into rooms and bark non stop.
This is due to his lack of training and socializing his dogs.
They never get any exercise.
They do not have any toys.
He does not even walk them in his back yard.
He does not pick up the feces in the fenced in yard.
He has a ferret that is locked in a cage and is left without
interaction.
He does have dog crate in his house right beside his computer.
I bought his dogs toys as they did not have any.
I bought him a digital camera.
With an extra memory card.
His wife does all the cooking.
Works all day five days a week.
She does all the dishes.
She cleans the house.
Brings him his coffee while he does not say thank you.
She hands him his meals that he seldom eats.
She eats alone on the couch while he watches TV
And is on the computer at the same time.
The house smells like dog urine.
She buys everything for him.
Even his cigars.
His neighbors hate him.
They are afraid of his dogs as they lung.
They are nice people who have a clean house and grandchildren.
He does not relate to his wife.
She has asked him to repeatedly to relate and walk with her.
She sows his shirts for him.
She fills the car with gas.
She feeds the dogs commercial dog food.
The kind in round sausage like mixtures.
He drinks coffee all day.
Eats a pound of sugar a day.
Crystal never saw him train Star.
She and I both wonder if he did not use
Regular methods with Star.
Crystal never was allowed to see his dogs either.
His wife looks after every need of his.
That I must say is his saving grace.
From not being in a mental hospital.


She is his babysitter.
While he sits in his chair for over 18 hours a day.
He does not sleep more then 2 hours.
This is classic of bi polar.
He is manic about his saving the world.
He has told me he is Jesus.
He tells his wife that the can not spend time with her.
His work is so important it will save the world.
He has told me sex with children
Is not harmful.
It is society that puts a spin on the child
Too see it as harmful.
Much of this has been over the last while
Since I got Blue.
I worked on getting his trust
He told me about children and sex
With adults being okay.
I did not use his methods to train Blue.
I used my dead friend Lynn's methods
And a First Nations Cree dog trainer
He uses non violent effective methods.
They do not involve praising the pup
While it is doing something
Not wanted in behavior.
That is Insane.
He is completely trained.
Not by Jerry's non method.
I have kept this from the group
In order to study his deviant behavior.
He does not eat when he has lunch with Dr. Vaughn.
He told me Jerry sits and watches him eat.
He has an eating disorder.
He thinks he is enlightened.
And does not need to eat.
His wife cajoles him into eating a little bit.
The house is kept clean by her.
The bills are paid by her.
It has nor been painted since it was built
He kept me in the house
And I had to ask him if I could go outside in the yard.
I had to ask him if I could use the bathroom
I had to ask him if I could come out of my room
He refused to let me call a cab or drive me to a hotel
He carries a gun at all times
He never let me out of his sight
So that I could ask to make a phone call
In order to get away from him.
When he was not in the room the phone was disconnected
So I could not phone for a cab.
He stayed up al day and night.
The TV and computer are on 24/7
In the car he has the radio on constantly
Yet he speaks of hyper activity on the forums
He kept an expensive purple hat that I bought
And kept my iPod
My husband bought me a new one
His dogs never leave the house and yard
They never socialize with other dogs or people
He told me it is okay with him that Michael Jackson is into
'Diddling' with children's genitals just last week
In order to gain his trust I did what I
Worked at when I was young
A detective who went along with the
Person's perceptions to have them
Show their motives and practices.
I did this with Jerry Howe as I think he is
A dangerous man.
My husband does also.
He was afraid to be in his house.
With the dogs barking ferociously from the rooms.
And knowing he carries two guns..
When I snuck over to the neighbors yard they told me
He never trains dogs.
Yet he told them he is a dog trainer.
He sees prostitutes he recently told me.
Liking to go to bars
And 'feel up the prostitutes under their dresses.'
He claims he is a monogamous man to his wife.
I could go on....
However I think the amount of details about
The real Jerry Howe are enough to show
The Mentally ILL person he is.
Thank Goodness for his wife
The babysitter.
Saving taxpayers money
By keeping him mostly confined in the house.
Instead of a menatl hospital.

What, do you have this written into a macro? :-) I read other posts
concerning the Freakin dog wizard and pretty much value the advice
accordingly. Thanks for the heads-up nevertheless.
RJ
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Old August 31st 06, 04:22 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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Default Geriatric Brittany Anxiety [jerry]


What, do you have this written into a macro? :-) I read other posts
concerning the Freakin dog wizard and pretty much value the advice
accordingly. Thanks for the heads-up nevertheless.
RJ


It's called CTRL-C, CTRL-V.

It's quite useful.

 




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