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Old September 13th 06, 04:04 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Handsome Jack Morrison
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:54:38 -0500, diddy
wrote:

This story had me laughing several times:


Me too.

But I kept waiting for when the beagle would viciously attack her
owner and then maul the little girl (for one "sssstttt" too many!),
like they do in all of Tara's CM stories.

I guess Emily was just one of the lucky ones, eh?

Heh.

Can I cure my sociopathic beagle with the Dog Whisperer's techniques?
By Emily Yoffe


http://www.slate.com/id/2149364/


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The Iraqi Truth Project:
http://www.iraqitruthproject.com/
Payback's gonna be a real bitch.
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/edi...n_bush_hatred/
Deranged Democrat Watch
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
Joe Wilson: The End of an Error
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=16896
Cindy Sheehan. spit
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles...e.asp?ID=19117
http://www.slate.com/id/2124788/
"Reality Based" Community Watch:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
The "Azzam" Threat: A prelude to Future Jihad in America:
http://counterterrorismblog.org/2006...prelude_to.php
The Plamegate Hall of Shame:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Conten...2/648ygtoe.asp
The Waiting Game:
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...ZiNzM1NTI4NjY=
Border War. Another must-see movie.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/31/border-war/
Playing with fire, the commie pinko liberal way:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...ama/article.do
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Old September 13th 06, 05:26 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
TaraG
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"diddy" wrote in message
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in thread : Handsome Jack
Morrison whittled the following words:

On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:54:38 -0500, diddy
wrote:

This story had me laughing several times:


Me too.

But I kept waiting for when the beagle would viciously attack her
owner and then maul the little girl (for one "sssstttt" too many!),
like they do in all of Tara's CM stories.


CM challenges the PETSMART click treat methods, and all that is not
MCPetsmart has GOT to be baaaaad.
Gotta keep petsmart people employed yanno


I was just trying to find out what was so funny about some idiot who
*finally* decided to consistently interrupt crap behavior in their own dog.

Since when have I been against that? I'd love some cites for that one. No
really.....please.

Tara


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Old September 13th 06, 07:46 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Handsome Jack Morrison
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:14:59 -0500, diddy
wrote:

in thread : Handsome Jack
Morrison whittled the following words:

On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:54:38 -0500, diddy
wrote:

This story had me laughing several times:


Me too.

But I kept waiting for when the beagle would viciously attack her
owner and then maul the little girl (for one "sssstttt" too many!),
like they do in all of Tara's CM stories.


CM challenges the PETSMART click treat methods, and all that is not
MCPetsmart has GOT to be baaaaad.
Gotta keep petsmart people employed yanno


I don't know what all the animosity is about.

It's almost like it's Koehler redux.

But the "breed-ring biddies" are definitely baaaaack.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

The Iraqi Truth Project:
http://www.iraqitruthproject.com/
Payback's gonna be a real bitch.
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/edi...n_bush_hatred/
Deranged Democrat Watch
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
Joe Wilson: The End of an Error
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=16896
Cindy Sheehan. spit
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles...e.asp?ID=19117
http://www.slate.com/id/2124788/
"Reality Based" Community Watch:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
The "Azzam" Threat: A prelude to Future Jihad in America:
http://counterterrorismblog.org/2006...prelude_to.php
The Plamegate Hall of Shame:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Conten...2/648ygtoe.asp
The Waiting Game:
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...ZiNzM1NTI4NjY=
Border War. Another must-see movie.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/31/border-war/
Playing with fire, the commie pinko liberal way:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...ama/article.do
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Old September 13th 06, 08:24 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
sighthounds & siberians
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:14:59 -0500, diddy
wrote:

in thread : Handsome Jack
Morrison whittled the following words:

On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:54:38 -0500, diddy
wrote:

This story had me laughing several times:


Me too.

But I kept waiting for when the beagle would viciously attack her
owner and then maul the little girl (for one "sssstttt" too many!),
like they do in all of Tara's CM stories.


CM challenges the PETSMART click treat methods, and all that is not
MCPetsmart has GOT to be baaaaad.
Gotta keep petsmart people employed yanno


I must have missed something. I was unaware that PetsMart's
McTraining was highly regarded and/or recommended hereabouts.

Mustang Sally

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Old September 13th 06, 08:26 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
shelly
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sighthounds & siberians wrote:

I must have missed something. I was unaware that PetsMart's
McTraining was highly regarded and/or recommended hereabouts.


Maybe it is in bizarro.rec.pets.dogs.behavior?

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Old September 13th 06, 08:26 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Handsome Jack Morrison
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 14:13:26 -0500, diddy
wrote:

[]
It's almost like it's Koehler redux.

But the "breed-ring biddies" are definitely baaaaack.


I don't think of them as "breed-ring biddies."


I wouldn't have been that polite.

Breed Ring implies some decent breeding and class.


That was Koehler's term for the "them."

And you know who they are.

Plus, I don't for one second believe that he ever thought they had any
"class."

Heh.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

The Iraqi Truth Project:
http://www.iraqitruthproject.com/
Payback's gonna be a real bitch.
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/edi...n_bush_hatred/
Deranged Democrat Watch
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
Joe Wilson: The End of an Error
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=16896
Cindy Sheehan. spit
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles...e.asp?ID=19117
http://www.slate.com/id/2124788/
"Reality Based" Community Watch:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
The "Azzam" Threat: A prelude to Future Jihad in America:
http://counterterrorismblog.org/2006...prelude_to.php
The Plamegate Hall of Shame:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Conten...2/648ygtoe.asp
The Waiting Game:
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...ZiNzM1NTI4NjY=
Border War. Another must-see movie.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/31/border-war/
Playing with fire, the commie pinko liberal way:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...ama/article.do
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Old September 13th 06, 08:29 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
sighthounds & siberians
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:26:12 -0400, shelly
wrote:

sighthounds & siberians wrote:

I must have missed something. I was unaware that PetsMart's
McTraining was highly regarded and/or recommended hereabouts.


Maybe it is in bizarro.rec.pets.dogs.behavior?


After reading some of today's posts, I think that's where I am now.

Mustang Sally

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Old September 13th 06, 08:40 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:29:47 -0400, sighthounds & siberians
wrote:

[]
After reading some of today's posts, I think that's where I am now.


*Every* day in rec.pets.dogs.behavior is a trip to Bizarro World.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

The Iraqi Truth Project:
http://www.iraqitruthproject.com/
Payback's gonna be a real bitch.
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/edi...n_bush_hatred/
Deranged Democrat Watch
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
Joe Wilson: The End of an Error
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=16896
Cindy Sheehan. spit
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles...e.asp?ID=19117
http://www.slate.com/id/2124788/
"Reality Based" Community Watch:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...Watch#comments
The "Azzam" Threat: A prelude to Future Jihad in America:
http://counterterrorismblog.org/2006...prelude_to.php
The Plamegate Hall of Shame:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Conten...2/648ygtoe.asp
The Waiting Game:
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...ZiNzM1NTI4NjY=
Border War. Another must-see movie.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/31/border-war/
Playing with fire, the commie pinko liberal way:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...ama/article.do
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Old September 13th 06, 08:40 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
shelly
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sighthounds & siberians wrote:

After reading some of today's posts, I think that's where I am now.


Today yielded a bumper crop of bozocity, that's for sure.

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Old September 13th 06, 08:42 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
shelly
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diddy wrote:
in thread : sighthounds &
siberians whittled the following words:

On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:14:59 -0500, diddy
wrote:


CM challenges the PETSMART click treat methods, and all that is not
MCPetsmart has GOT to be baaaaad.
Gotta keep petsmart people employed yanno


I must have missed something. I was unaware that PetsMart's
McTraining was highly regarded and/or recommended hereabouts.


You said it.
I'm glad you did.


Diddy, you have outdone yourself in the Not Making Sense department.

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