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Warning about Dog Trainer
On Wed, 3 Sep 2003, Handsome Jack Morrison wrote:
But if Harriet ends up covered head to toe in peanut butter
and jelly, don't say I didn't warn you.
that'd be her idea of heaven on earth: kids *and* PB&J
slathered all over her. she'd have to go live with you
afterward, because i'd never hear the end of it!
No, her vision of heaven and earth is a square ****ing meal of something
other than fricking canned pumpkin or a tiny slice of grean beans you
dumb****ing fat**** dogstarving pig.
Her dream is for grandma to come over or for the neighbor to come over
and have you not be around to go psycho when somebody tries to give
hattie a ****ing treat.
SHELLY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T THINK HATTIE IS STARVING
"when i got harriet she was emaciated, so i asked my vet for advice on
slowly adding weight to her. six months later i took harriet in for her
spring check-up and my vet was surprised that at how thin she still was."
"raises hand i've been told by three different vets that
harriet (53lbs) is *way* too skinny. we're still
"if you really can't resist
it when your dog pulls the "i'm starving!" routine G, you can give
him some frozen green beans or a small amount of plain pureed pumpkin.
i would also suggest putting the food out of his sight. i keep my
food--still inside the bags, which are tightly rolled down--inside
trash cans in the closed laundry room. that keeps it fresh and keeps
it out of my dogs' sight."
"heh. i get the opposite response. people think that poor little
harriet is positively starved to death. i've actually had people stop
me in the pet supply shop and tell me that i need to fatten her up!"
"i think that may be part of the problem. who wants to go to a
vet who tells you you're hurting your .widdle precious? i
think the other part is that some vets really don't *realize*
that what they consider proper weight is fat. after having
been told by a couple of vets that my dogs are too thin, i've
got a dim view of vets on that topic."
"my mom is kinda that way, but not *as* bad. she thinks that harriet is
awfully skinny, so feeding her table snax is okay. she tells me that
just a bite won't hurt."
NOBODY IS STARVING FAT PI.G SHELLY
NOBODY WILL STOP SHELLY ON THE STREET
AND TELL HER SHE IS STARVING HERSELF
shelly's fat face
There are a lot of big fat women on these groups who starve their dogs
out of vanity, but shelly is a special case.
shelly is moor.e than a little bit beyond the pale
Shelly has OCD, and maybe she's just a little obsessive about measuring
out extra tiny and discrete portions with a tiny measuring cup, or
counting out pieces of green bean or pumpkin that she gives her dogs
when they give her the "I'm Starving" routine. When grandma tried to
give Hattie a snack, shelly probably went apeshit, because it was in
violation of her Obsessive need to oversee every tiny calorie that goes
into her widdle precious' mouth.
shelly's a special case, a special kind of dog abuser.