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Flurries
It's flurrying outside. There's enough accumulation to lightly dust
the cars and walkway railings. Harriet, bless her little heart, squinched up her face when we first stepped out the door, then, the entire time we were walking, she kept trying to blow the snowflakes out of her nose. It was a very snorty walk. This is reason #487 why I love Boxers. -- Shelly http://www.cat-sidh.net (the Mother Ship) http://esther.cat-sidh.net (Letters to Esther) W is for Winnie embedded in ice. -- Edward Gorey, The Gashlycrumb Tinies |
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Flurries
montana wildhack wrote in
news:2006120709080916807-montana@wildhackcominvalid: On 2006-12-07 05:21:08 -0500, Shelly said: It's flurrying outside. There's enough accumulation to lightly dust the cars and walkway railings. Harriet, bless her little heart, squinched up her face when we first stepped out the door, then, the entire time we were walking, she kept trying to blow the snowflakes out of her nose. It was a very snorty walk. This is reason #487 why I love Boxers. We have about 3-5" of flurries and it's snowing! It will snow harder all day! An inch an hour! Too bad these useless puppies can't pull a sled! Who says they can't? In keeping with the reindeer theme, I think you should get teeny little reins, heeok them up to a small Radio Flyer wagon and then move Mommy Neo's (apparently) heroin laden teats just out of reach a foot at a time. Instant animated Christmas Lawn Ornament! (hey, if I can't provide neonate expertise, I can at least try to provide some comic relief) Tara |
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Flurries
On Thu, 7 Dec 2006 10:31:53 -0500, montana wildhack
wrote: On 2006-12-07 09:44:59 -0500, Tara said: Who says they can't? In keeping with the reindeer theme, I think you should get teeny little reins, heeok them up to a small Radio Flyer wagon and then move Mommy Neo's (apparently) heroin laden teats just out of reach a foot at a time. Instant animated Christmas Lawn Ornament! (hey, if I can't provide neonate expertise, I can at least try to provide some comic relief) They're just too low to the ground to be useful! Put 'em on stilts! -- Paula "Anyway, other people are weird, but sometimes they have candy, so it's best to try to get along with them." Joe Bay |
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Flurries
Paula wrote in
news On Thu, 7 Dec 2006 10:31:53 -0500, montana wildhack wrote: On 2006-12-07 09:44:59 -0500, Tara said: Who says they can't? In keeping with the reindeer theme, I think you should get teeny little reins, heeok them up to a small Radio Flyer wagon and then move Mommy Neo's (apparently) heroin laden teats just out of reach a foot at a time. Instant animated Christmas Lawn Ornament! (hey, if I can't provide neonate expertise, I can at least try to provide some comic relief) They're just too low to the ground to be useful! Put 'em on stilts! I still say a team of tiny swimming "reindeer" pulling a wagon filled with present would make a nifty decoration. Better than a lifesized plastic nativity scene, at any rate. A client of mine just showed me her Xmas display. Its a couple of dozen of Santa's elves watching (no, more like ogling) antique carved circus performers. She made sure to point out that all the antique circus carvings had enormous boobies. She said that her "captivated Elves" scene was her favorite part of decorating for the holidays. I figure slave puppy labor can't be too much worse than an R-rated elven peep show. Tara |
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Flurries
"Tara" wrote in message: A client of mine just showed me her Xmas display. Its a couple of dozen of Santa's elves watching (no, more like ogling) antique carved circus performers. She made sure to point out that all the antique circus carvings had enormous boobies. She said that her "captivated Elves" scene was her favorite part of decorating for the holidays. She can play 'Hooray for Boobies'. That should complete the "theme". Suja |
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Flurries
montana wildhack wrote in
news:2006120709080916807-montana@wildhackcominvalid: We have about 3-5" of flurries and it's snowing! It will snow harder all day! An inch an hour! I'm jealous. All we got were a few flakes of snow, then bupkis. It's all gone now, too. Waaah! Too bad these useless puppies can't pull a sled! Try Miracle-Gro. HTH! -- Shelly http://www.cat-sidh.net (the Mother Ship) http://esther.cat-sidh.net (Letters to Esther) I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. -- Edward Gorey, The Gashlycrumb Tinies |
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Flurries
montana wildhack wrote in
news:2006120710315375249-montana@wildhackcominvalid: On 2006-12-07 09:44:59 -0500, Tara said: Who says they can't? In keeping with the reindeer theme, I think you should get teeny little reins, heeok them up to a small Radio Flyer wagon and then move Mommy Neo's (apparently) heroin laden teats just out of reach a foot at a time. Instant animated Christmas Lawn Ornament! (hey, if I can't provide neonate expertise, I can at least try to provide some comic relief) They're just too low to the ground to be useful! The puppies or the teats?? -- Marcel and Moogli |
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